French, very sexy and petit, ex-minister Madame Dati has given a TV interview on the French blockbusting porno site (C)Anal + and revealed what she feels whilst having an "inflated fellatio" during oral sex and here are comments: "Qui, Qui, I just...
Glamorous French politician Rachida Dati has caused a bit of a hullabaloo by saying that "fellatio is almost non-existent." All of the big nobs and assorted members in the Euro-Parliament looked at her a bit cock-eyed when she mouthed the words,...
A new survey launched by the European Commission has revealed that the UK is the worst place to live in Europe. Factors took into account how many teenagers listen to the Chris Moyles show; how many adults frequent off licence stores; how many peo...
Libyan "loony" dictator, President Gaddafi, has decided to blackmail Europe for $billions otherwise he will discontinue stopping millions of "muy pobre" Africans crossing the Meditteranean via his country hoping to enter the "Garden of Eden"! He t...
American automobile manufacturers, being a bit of an anachronism in the current world market, still don't embrace the concept of applied technology for the betterment of, or demand by the human race. Case in point; the successful European launch of...
Lady Pishtosh of the EU is using the implied words of William Hague to dump on Cameron During his visit to India DaveCam rightly warned Pakistan that it could not look both ways while receiving billions and billions of dollars in aid from the West...
UK consumers are no longer allowed to buy eggs by the dozen under new laws implemented by the EU. Eggs, fruit, bread, rolls donuts, crumpets and other products must be sold by weight instead of by number. England has been exempt from this confusing...
'Europe must cease as a viable entity' was the surprising verdict of a European Commission report accepted unanimously in Germany today. 'We will all go down together if we carry on as we are' explained a spokesperson (with a long unpronounceable nam...
Due to the extensive election fever that has gripped the nation and the sad loss of ugly Benda, many seem to have forgotten about that other bunch of thieving comedians across the English Channel (soon to be officially renamed the European Ditch because the Frogs and Krauts find the term English deeply offensive) who are hell bent on sabotaging the British economy by sending all of their deadbeats...
Brussels based bureaucrats have launched an astonishing attack on Mars...but don't worry we are not heading into interplanetary warfare...yet. The Mars in question is Scotland's favourite, chocolate-based, fried food - The Mars Bar. Euro-crats...
A Native American, called Black Cloud, claims that a Black Cloud, is heading towards America, and will cause major disruption closing down American Airspace. Black Cloud, predicts that all Commercial Aircraft, will be grounded as the Black Cloud c...
Television presenter and historian Dan Snow has launched a daring invasion of Europe to coincide with Adolf Hitler's birthday. Snow rescued stranded holiday makers at Dunkirk, took them back to Britain and then landed at Normandy with a crack unit ma...
Announced suddenly by her gaggle of personal handlers, Whitney Houston will be dropping several European Tour dates due to an apparent "Upper Respiratory" infection. While symptoms of an upper respiratory disease would include loss of stamina and...
Europeans and not the Visitors are our true enemies and are ALIENS! Did you know they do have universal health care? And worst of all, many of them are living among us Americans. You can tell them apart if you pay attention. They usually hav...
In an eventful week during which our national game has hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons, it's reassuring to know that Liverpool Football Club are proudly flying the flag. The Reds continue their Europa League odyssey this Thursday when...
The Queen of England and a number of colonial provinces is to become Queen of Europe in the near future. You might think its a bit far fetched but lets look at the facts. The Queen like the rest of the so called Royal family is of German descent t...
Tony Blair today expanded on his astounding claim that he would have found a way to gain the mandate to invade Iraq without the dossier on weapons of mass destruction. He explained that in fact a UN resolution was not required, that the UK Parliament...
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