And now IMAGINARY NEWS: In a dramatic development, a well-known imaginary man walked out on an imaginary kingdom yesterday, abandoning his imaginary friends and enemies. For many years, the man - known as 9991bookS because he likes to keep an exte...
Rosso Naso, a Children's Entertainer from Basingstoke has been arrested today after admitting that he liked children. "It's disgusting," said local mum, Samantha Panther. "Grown men shouldn't be allowed into a profession where they have contact wi...
Lucy May Buckner, Homecoming teacher at the High School and sponsor of the Baptist Young Women's Christian Rifle Club (First Baptist Church) announced that her girls will perform again at the halftime of this year's homecoming game. "Just like last...
This year Staffordshire University Men's Rugby Union Stoke have competed a rare treble after winning the league, Midlands Cup and varsity against Keele. This is not bad for a university that two years ago were relegated into the lowest league in...
Recent purchaser of a big screen TV from Comet, Spoof writer Skoob, exclusively revealed to us today that he wasn't totally convinced that the purchase was altogether wise. "It hurts me neck when I look up at it," he told us. Wide screen high d...
To the surprise of everyone but her closest friends and family, Omarosa The Reality Show Villain, is reportedly entering an Ohio seminary to study for the ministry. Known for her "bad" role on shows such as "The Apprentice", Omarosa Manigault-Sta...
Robert Downey Jr. who worked as Iron Man in the action-packed tale of a wealthy philanthropist named Toney Stark moves to Bahrain, Saudi Arabia and marries four wives. According to insiders Robert Downey Jr. moved to Bahrain, a group of 33 islands...
Cosy evenings for two beside the fire? Romantic nights watching a slushy DVD with nibbles? No I am talking about staying in, on your own, and enjoying the results of a couple bottles of the local convenience store's cheap plonk. A survey of one has revealed that the preferred evening consists of staying at home, with no company, and frequenting internet chatrooms and forums once intoxicated.
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