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Funny story: Britian to run off Poo by 2015!

Britian to run off Poo by 2015!

In a shocking 4am announcement tonight the Green Party have unveiled a stunning agenda to fight the next general election. They have revealed a double hit on both global warming and the economy with the startling announcement that within three ye...

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Funny story: California Plans On Banning Big Screen TV's

California Plans On Banning Big Screen TV's

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger plans on signing a bill that will ban power-guzzling big screen televisions. The governor said that he knows that it is not a popular decision, especially with the rich folks, but he stressed that it has...

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Funny story: Dimmer Switches: Energy Saving Light Bulbs Could Result In Duller Students

Dimmer Switches: Energy Saving Light Bulbs Could Result In Duller Students

In recent years most of us will have heard of SAD Seasonally Affected disorder - which is down to the lack of daylight which has an effect on how happy people are. Too little daylight makes everyone feel more gloomy and researchers at Bridgeknob Univ...

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Funny story: Self-Charging Car - a British Thirst

Self-Charging Car - a British Thirst

A new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Spokesperson Ophelia Bumgardner commented, "This car avoids the inconvenience of looking for a recharge socket".

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Funny story: Californian's Idea for Perpetual Motion Snags Nobel Prize

Californian's Idea for Perpetual Motion Snags Nobel Prize

Following on the surprise announcement that President Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for desiring to "strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between people," the Nobel committee has announced its winner of the 2009 Nobel...

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Funny story: Energy bills unlikely to fall

Energy bills unlikely to fall

Britain's main six energy suppliers today said that there is little chance of their prices being cut this coming year. The Lord Chief Justice said that there will be one law for Liverpool players, people with the name Blair, and MPs who steal taxp...

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Funny story: Death of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama

Death of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama

The European 100 Watt lightbulb, whose existence ended this week, was 'killed by terrorists', according to American President Barack Obama. Speaking from Washington DC, he said: 'People of America, our thoughts are with our friends in Britain and...

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Funny story: Corn-gas powered concept car awarded federal grant

Corn-gas powered concept car awarded federal grant

Washington DC - The Rhind Corporation, according to it's spokesman Dr. Artfay, was awarded a 3.3 billion dollar grant to develop a prototype corn-gas powered car. The car is sustainable and is fueled by natural gas. The gas is renewable, and need n...

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Funny story: Scientists Harness Power from Bad Journalism

Scientists Harness Power from Bad Journalism

The world's energy problems might have been solved by a group of scientists in Oxford who have found a way to store power released by bad journalism. The twin calamities of tautologies (an unnecessary repetition of meaning using different words) a...

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Funny story: President Signs Climate-Energy Bill

President Signs Climate-Energy Bill

In an effort to stem global warming, curb greenhouse gas emissions and to address growing water shortages, President Barack Obama singed into law a bill proposing landmark legislation that will affect the way most Americans live. The president add...

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Funny story: Man Who Sells Sputum For Conversion To Biofuel Charged

Man Who Sells Sputum For Conversion To Biofuel Charged

Blackpool, UK - A man who sells sputum for the purposes of conversion to biofuel has been charged with improper storage of a noxious substance. The man, 52 year-old Clayton Sproule of Blackpool, has pleaded no contest on this offence but not guilty o...

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Funny story: Fuel prices to fall to 50-year low

Fuel prices to fall to 50-year low

In a startling, but very welcome, disclosure the OPEC countries have announced that from now on, they will give away raw petroleum and deliver it free to refineries. This should ensure that full prices at the pump will fall to historic lows in a v...

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Funny story: People prepare for Earth Hour

People prepare for Earth Hour

Today at 8pm (UK time), houses, offices and other buildings across the world will switch off their lights for one hour for Earth Hour. The event is intended to highlight the evils of electricity, and is sponsored by the Amish community and the Blind...

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Funny story: Bullshit! Britain's last natural energy resource to be harnessed.

Bullshit! Britain's last natural energy resource to be harnessed.

Consternation among some Labour MP's today as the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, finally agreed to go ahead with controversial plans to harness the UK's last great, natural energy resource; Labour party founders and democratic socialists "spinning in...

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Funny story: Fuel invention sweeps nation, gay men particularly interested

Fuel invention sweeps nation, gay men particularly interested

Italy - Amateur scientist and professional pole-barn tinkerer, Uppa YurAssa of Italy, stumbled upon the end to the use of fossilized fuel, paving the way for self-reliant energy consumption in the very near future. His invention may change the face o...

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Funny story: Urine turned into Heating Fuel

Urine turned into Heating Fuel

A new process of turning Urine into Heating Fuel has been invented by young scientist Malcom Wallis 27 of Aldervale Glamorgan. The first example of this ground breaking experiment was filmed by his twin sister Siobhan at his Laboratory at the rear...

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Funny story: Winter Energy Saving Tips

Winter Energy Saving Tips

Winter is at hand, and given the cost of heating fuel and electricity, The Spoof offers these valuable tips to save money this energy season. 1. Sharing body heat conserves energy. Delay the birth of any infants as long as possible. 2. Much body heat is lost through the head. Keep a smoldering fire in your hair during the winter months. 3. Shivering creates body warmth. Try to go through hero...

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