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Funny story: Budget Bail Out for Britain

Budget Bail Out for Britain

In a surprise announcement the Chancellor has announced that Britain's bail out has been agreed with the Russians. 'It was the Russians or bankruptcy' Osborne revealed to a shocked House of Commons. In exchange for the massive Russian bail out the...

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Funny story: Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'

Osborne arrested for 'stomping the green shoots of recovery'

Police have today cautioned George Osborne and issued an interim restraining order banning him from all garden centres, after reports that he was seen 'maliciously stamping on the green shoots of recovery'. Osborne is reported to have roamed the h...

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Funny story: Obama Wastes Our Money On Himself

Obama Wastes Our Money On Himself

Barrack Obama has been accused of squandering the American's tax dollars on himself and his extraordinarily extravagant life style. Over the past weekend Obama has been holed up at the Floridian Golf Club playing golf with Tiger Woods and has not...

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Funny story: India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

India to Buy Shares in Royal Family to Underwrite UK Debt

UK Prime Minister David Cameron announced today from the black hole of Calcutta that India would be happy to pay off the UK debt of 15 Trillion pounds if they could 'borrow' the Royal Family for pompous ceremonies such as Changing of the Guard, Royal...

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Funny story: U.S. Mint urges Congress to discontinue the T-shirt

U.S. Mint urges Congress to discontinue the T-shirt

Top economists at the U.S. Mint are urging the house and senate to discontinue the iconic T-shirt. "T-shirts costs vary wildly. Anywhere from 5 to 25 dollars per unit, and have Zero value, less than a cent!" comments Randy Zublowski spokesman for th...

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Funny story: Coast to Toast

Coast to Toast

I just returned from a business trip to Vancouver and Seattle with some of my colleagues. Now, being relatively new to working for a company that affords such luxuries as jet setting around the country on someone else's dime, I was somewhat dismissive about the cautionary advice from colleagues who had previously embarked on the same trip, about how exhausting and fast paced it can be. Come on. Re...

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Funny story: Virginia to Adopt the Mexican Peso

Virginia to Adopt the Mexican Peso

Virginia is on the verge of separating itself from the nation's wealthy monetary system, to adopt a Mexican economy while at the same time implementing the famed Mexico Peso worth .08 cents to the American dollar. Virginia Republican Del. Robert...

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Funny story: Savvy Shoppers Saving At Checkout By Peeling Fruit And Vegetables Prior To Purchasing - But Grocery Stores Express Concern

Savvy Shoppers Saving At Checkout By Peeling Fruit And Vegetables Prior To Purchasing - But Grocery Stores Express Concern

Thrifty shoppers spurred by the growing economic downturn are finding new ways to save mega bucks at the grocery store checkout; however some stores claim that the "penny wise" consumers may see an increase in prices should supermarkets be forced to...

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Funny story: New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive

New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive

Washington DC - Americans may soon be using their smart phones to force the Federal government to be more sensitive to their needs and opinions. The new, higher level of democracy comes thanks to a recently introduced iPhone app, called Voter A...

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Funny story: Growing economic hard times have Irish little people community scared for their lives, gold

Growing economic hard times have Irish little people community scared for their lives, gold

Many members of Ireland's little people community are scared tonight. There has been a dramatic and sudden rise of kidnapping amongst the little people community in Ireland during these economic hard times. Moody's Investors Service on Tuesday dow...

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Funny story: Americans, Driven Mad By Politics, Jump Like Lemmings Over The Fiscal Cliff

Americans, Driven Mad By Politics, Jump Like Lemmings Over The Fiscal Cliff

Driven to the brink of their sanity by the constant warnings from politicians over what would happen if we went over the fiscal cliff thousands of Americans have gone ahead and jumped over the brink of the fiscal cliff on their own. Still reeling fro...

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Funny story: UK Employment Figures Cause Rift in Fabric of Universe

UK Employment Figures Cause Rift in Fabric of Universe

Emeritus Professor of Nonsensical Economics and Head of the International Monetary Fund, Brian Donahue addressed reporters yesterday from his secret lair on the slopes of an unidentified volcano in the South Pacific where Professor Donahue lives to a...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Think of a polarizing figure - someone equally loved or reviled depending on who you are, someone who hates to smile, wades into risky situations, and doesn't give a damn what you think. No, it's not John Boehner this time. It's Kristen Stewart.

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Funny story: Mt. Rushmore Mistaken for the Fiscal Cliff; Lincoln Loses Face

Mt. Rushmore Mistaken for the Fiscal Cliff; Lincoln Loses Face

Keystone, South Dakota - The Mount Rushmore National Memorial was severely damaged last night by a missile fired by a US military drone. The attack apparently was commissioned by Congress in what is now being called "a clerical error." "Our bad,"...

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Funny story: Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

Hostess Tells American Court Sno Balls Chance in Hell on the Heels of Hurricane Sandy

The US economy, only now beginning to recover from the devastation of Hurricane Sandy, was dealt another financial tsunami this morning when Hostess CEO, Gregory Rayburn announced that Irving Texas based Hostess has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankr...

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Funny story: Trump plans to rescue World Economy by creating World's Largest Golf Course

Trump plans to rescue World Economy by creating World's Largest Golf Course

Never one to rest on his preposterous hairstyle, Donald Trump has announced his strategy to end the Global Economic slowdown. On the back of his outstanding commercial success on the east coast of Scotland, Trump is now ready to unveil his next stag...

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Funny story: China Attempts to Place Value On Human Life; Succeeds

China Attempts to Place Value On Human Life; Succeeds

In an effort to combat the ongoing recession, the Chinese government is currently attempting to place a monetary value on life based on earning potential. Preliminary reports have been released with estimates of how much they have determined people t...

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