A woman from Buxbury, West Sussex, and her husband have been arrested on charges of consuming, and aiding and abetting the consumption (respectively) of a giraffe. The as-yet-unnamed couple were caught on the 11 November having finished their supper,...
Actress Kate Hudson, daughter of Goldie Hawn, has sued several tabloids due to their all running pictures of the actress that show her as having an eating disorder. The young actress was nominated for an Academy Award for her work in Almost Famous.
Boston - Yuko Hirofumi, a Japanese housewife, stunned the lobster eating world yesterday by walking away with 2005 title of "Top Lobster Eater" in her first attempt at a contest that is usually dominated by seasoned veterans. Hirofumi consume...
Cliff Sourkins VP of the UK region for Communications Company AYAVA was today unceremoniously removed from his role. Allegedly after auditors discovered a 2.3miilion pound irregularity in the regions accounts due to his unauthorised purchase...
Award winning filmmaker Michael Moore has reportedly condensed into a moderately sized black hole while eating at the Tremendous Taco Restaurant just outside of Little Rock, Arkansas.
Mad cow disease, or bovine spongiform encephalopathy, is believed to cause variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD), the fatal human equivalent of mad cow disease. The human strain of the disease has been traced to trying to use the word encephalopath...
The U.S. has received credible "chatter" that al-Qaeda may or may not try to attack the U.S. within the next 12 to 1,200 days, perhaps using a plane, a train, acid rain … or worse, a giant man-eating pterodactyl. Justice Department wacko John Ash...
This afternoon, while The Shell Answer-Man was giving a speech titled "The Importance of Eating Your Vegetables" at The Joe Schmuckatelli Middle School in Baker, North Dakota, Billy Farnsworth blurted out "What's eight times seven?...
The decision by US biotechnology giant, Monsanto, to stop producing genetically modified wheat has been welcomed around the world by plants and plant eating animals, including humans.
A Dorset village is reeling from the discovery that their trusted parish priest is a cannibal.
A young man tried to get really fat by eating McDonald's food. He thought it would work so he wouldn't have to.
Ronald Blair and Jack Brown, joint holders of the "2002 Biscuits for Britain" biscuit eating championship, are set to go head-to-head once more this month.
Standing impressively in a car park on a modern retail park, The Snack Attack Eat n’ Go had our mouths watering the moment we arrived. The menu – although not extensive – was adequate enough to suit the tastes of even the most picky eaters.
When I first beat the shit out of Peter Parker, it felt good. He'd been spying on us for a while, taking snapshots on the streets, up the stairwell to our apartment, even from outside the apartment window - and we live on the forty-second floor! God knows how he got out there... But yeah, I ripped into the son of a bitch outside McDonalds. He was taking a photo of me eating a Bac...
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