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Funny story: Woman Eats 38 Lobsters to Win Eating Contest

Woman Eats 38 Lobsters to Win Eating Contest

Boston - Yuko Hirofumi, a Japanese housewife, stunned the lobster eating world yesterday by walking away with 2005 title of "Top Lobster Eater" in her first attempt at a contest that is usually dominated by seasoned veterans. Hirofumi consume...

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Funny story: Man Fired for Eating Pie

Man Fired for Eating Pie

Cliff Sourkins VP of the UK region for Communications Company AYAVA was today unceremoniously removed from his role. Allegedly after auditors discovered a 2.3miilion pound irregularity in the regions accounts due to his unauthorised purchase...

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Funny story: Michael Moore Eats One Too Many Tacos, Condenses Into Black Hole

Michael Moore Eats One Too Many Tacos, Condenses Into Black Hole

Award winning filmmaker Michael Moore has reportedly condensed into a moderately sized black hole while eating at the Tremendous Taco Restaurant just outside of Little Rock, Arkansas.

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Funny story: What's Eating the Chickens?

What's Eating the Chickens?

Mad cow disease, or bovine spongiform encephalopathy, is believed to cause variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD), the fatal human equivalent of mad cow disease. The human strain of the disease has been traced to trying to use the word encephalopath...

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Funny story: Terror pterodactyl may attack soon

Terror pterodactyl may attack soon

The U.S. has received credible "chatter" that al-Qaeda may or may not try to attack the U.S. within the next 12 to 1,200 days, perhaps using a plane, a train, acid rain ā€¦ or worse, a giant man-eating pterodactyl. Justice Department wacko John Ash...

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Funny story: Shell Answer-Man Stumped

Shell Answer-Man Stumped

This afternoon, while The Shell Answer-Man was giving a speech titled "The Importance of Eating Your Vegetables" at The Joe Schmuckatelli Middle School in Baker, North Dakota, Billy Farnsworth blurted out "What's eight times seven?...

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Funny story: The Man From Monsanto, He Say No.

The Man From Monsanto, He Say No.

The decision by US biotechnology giant, Monsanto, to stop producing genetically modified wheat has been welcomed around the world by plants and plant eating animals, including humans.

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Funny story: Man-Eating Vicar Caught Red Handed

Man-Eating Vicar Caught Red Handed

A Dorset village is reeling from the discovery that their trusted parish priest is a cannibal.

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Funny story: McDonald's Didn't Make Me Fat: New Lawsuit Filed

McDonald's Didn't Make Me Fat: New Lawsuit Filed

A young man tried to get really fat by eating McDonald's food. He thought it would work so he wouldn't have to.

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Funny story: Blair and Brown set to go head-to-head

Blair and Brown set to go head-to-head

Ronald Blair and Jack Brown, joint holders of the "2002 Biscuits for Britain" biscuit eating championship, are set to go head-to-head once more this month.

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Funny story: Eating out....With Phrank Phraser

Eating out....With Phrank Phraser

Standing impressively in a car park on a modern retail park, The Snack Attack Eat nā€™ Go had our mouths watering the moment we arrived. The menu ā€“ although not extensive ā€“ was adequate enough to suit the tastes of even the most picky eaters.

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Funny story: Peter Parker took naked pictures of my wife

Peter Parker took naked pictures of my wife

When I first beat the shit out of Peter Parker, it felt good. He'd been spying on us for a while, taking snapshots on the streets, up the stairwell to our apartment, even from outside the apartment window - and we live on the forty-second floor! God knows how he got out there... But yeah, I ripped into the son of a bitch outside McDonalds. He was taking a photo of me eating a Bac...

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