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Funny story: Shares in Jesus set to dive

Shares in Jesus set to dive

AIM-listed Jesus is set to take a battering this weekend, as many analysts predict controlling stakeholder, Rome based Pilate, will announce transference of a major debt. "This will be a hard burden for Jesus to bear" said analyst Peter Mann, of Fis...

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Funny story: Marshmallow Chickens Nearly Extinct

Marshmallow Chickens Nearly Extinct

(Philadelphia PA) Biologists at the University of Pennsylvania are warning Easter shoppers the famous marshmallow chicken is nearly extinct. The unusual bird has been declining in recent years due to heavy predation and breeding difficulties. The chi...

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Funny story: Nevada culinary union to make 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies for Obama campaign

Nevada culinary union to make 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies for Obama campaign

Nevada's largest labor union, the Culinary Union Local 226 joined with parent organization, UNITE-HERE and announced today that it would be making 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies, one for each member, to commemorate support for the Obama campaign...

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Funny story: Cadbury's lose out

Cadbury's lose out

Today Greenpeace hippies sued Cadbury's chocolate, exposing the chopping down of cream egg trees in Russia and then smuggling the eggs to the UK in sheep transporting lorries carrying a rare breed of lilac Russian sheep, whose wool is used for th...

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Funny story: Chocoholic assaults Easter Bunny, steals candy

Chocoholic assaults Easter Bunny, steals candy

Hershey, Pa. - Self-proclaimed chocoholic Helen Turner, of Hershey, Pa. was arraigned today on first-degree assault charges after she allegedly attacked the Easter Bunny, Sunday, and stole all his candy.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

The Pope has used his customary Easter address to call for world peace. However, as the masses nodded at the speech they've heard so many times, Pope Benedict shocked many when, straight after calling for peace, he called for chocolate.

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Funny story: Bush Family Syndicate has Easter Celebration at Crawford Ranch

Bush Family Syndicate has Easter Celebration at Crawford Ranch

Just as the celebrated Sopranos return to HBO tonight minus the popular Vito character, members of the Bush crime family are gathering today to celebrate their veto.

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Funny story: Jesus returns in time for Easter! Causes kerfuffle.

Jesus returns in time for Easter! Causes kerfuffle.

The White House have requested that Jesus Christ should pop in to the Guantanomo Bay leisure facility for a little chat about his activities in the middle east since his arrival back on the planet. Apparently, he spent just over a mo...

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Funny story: Pope admits to Nazi cover-up in Easter ritual

Pope admits to Nazi cover-up in Easter ritual

Rome - (Satanic Press): The Pope reassured many Catholics last night with a dramatically bauglerised rendition of the Stations of the Cross which is one of the Church's core Easter fantasy rituals.

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Funny story: Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia-Easter Offering

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia-Easter Offering

In our Passover Special we mentioned that letters about sex and the holy days came from all religious traditions and so we have decided to follow up the inquiries from God's chosen with the queries we received from God's Sons Chosen People. Christians of every brand and trademark have flooded us with their sexsual concerns. Here is a small sampling:...

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Funny story: Toledo church's Easter billboards show crucified Satan

Toledo church's Easter billboards show crucified Satan

Toledo - (Disaster Press): In a bid to recruit better congregation numbers the pastor of Toledo-based CedarCreek church has resorted to appealing to the widest possible demographic profile via a Holy Week crucified Satan billboard promotion.

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Funny story: Iran Releases 15 British Sailors in Brightly Colored Eggs, Hidden Throughout the UK

Iran Releases 15 British Sailors in Brightly Colored Eggs, Hidden Throughout the UK

Citing the "joyful celebration of the Easter Bunny (PBUH)," a shared prophet of Christianity and Islam, President Ahmadinejad ordered the release of 15 British Sailors, encapsulated in brightly colored, ovoid "comfort pods," to be...

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Funny story: Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.

Wiccans send letter to Pope asking for holiday back.

Vatican City- Today the Pope was shocked to recieve a letter from the Wiccans who usually keep to themselves. He was even more shocked when he opened it. Inside was a single page with but one paragraph on it.

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Funny story: Santa Claus Has North Pole, Bunny Has His Easter Island

Santa Claus Has North Pole, Bunny Has His Easter Island

For centuries, archaeologists have had it wrong. Such eminent scientists as Margaret Mead and Thor Heyerdahl have theorized that the giant stone statues of Easter Island are actually Gods of the people or represtantions of former tribal leaders. In...

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Funny story: Easter Island Statues Actually Petrified Peeps

Easter Island Statues Actually Petrified Peeps

Archaeologists on Easter Island have made an incredible discovery in relation to the large statues. They have learned through research and chemical analysis that the large faces are actually petrified peeps (the Easter candy). Scientists assumed fo...

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Funny story: A Very Bush Easter

A Very Bush Easter

President George ( Kill em all, let God sort em out) Bush, emerging from a 5 days in hiding at his Ranch in Crawford, Texas yesterday acknowledged that "it was a tough week last week." Mr. Bush's characterization of seven days which saw more than 60...

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Funny story: Easter Bunny retires after family tragedy

Easter Bunny retires after family tragedy

The Easter Bunny has retired from the business after a long and prosperous reign as the number 1 chocolate delivering animal. His retirement came very shortly after police released information that 3 of Mr. Bunny's 5,258 children were taken hostage a...

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