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Funny story: Pauline Fowler Dead

Pauline Fowler Dead

Pauline Fowler, the former star of BBC's EastEnders, has died at the age of 65, the organisation announced earlier. Pauline, it said, had collapsed and died 'on set', leaving both characters and viewers of the show stunned at her sudden demise.

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Funny story: Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

Jade Goody all set for role in Eastenders

Cancer ridden tabloid cod piece Jade Goody was said to be delighted after the make a wish foundation granted her wish of appearing in long running BBC television show eastenders. It's thought the former big brother, celebrity big brother and racis...

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Funny story: Dancing On Ice Todd Carty Banned From Local Ice Rink

Dancing On Ice Todd Carty Banned From Local Ice Rink

Todd Carty, the former Grange Hill, EastEnders and The Bill actor who has been taking part in the ITV celebrity spectacular Dancing On Ice, has been banned from his local ice rink after an incident on the show. Carty, who played Tucker Jenkins in...

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Funny story: Mitchell A Match for Mad Mullahs

Mitchell A Match for Mad Mullahs

Walford hard-man Grunt Mitchell is leaving the East End to take on the Taliban, I can exclusively reveal. Grunt, who is bald, was reported to be leaving for Afghanistan's Helmand Province in order to give the insurgents in the area a proper kickin...

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Funny story: Phil Mitchell Turns Little Ben Mitchell Into 'A Chip Off The Old Block'

Phil Mitchell Turns Little Ben Mitchell Into 'A Chip Off The Old Block'

Little Ben Mitchell, the son of Phil Mitchell the EastEnders thug, has come a long way since he arrived in Albert Square. When his mum, Kathy, died in South Africa in 2006, Ben came to Walford to live with his brother Ian Beale, and, at that time, wo...

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Funny story: EastEnders IS REAL Not A Made-Up Soap!

EastEnders IS REAL Not A Made-Up Soap!

There was confusion then celebration at the BBC tonight, when EastEnders, long considered to be a fictional TV soap, was, in fact, discovered to be a genuine East End community complete with actual real life people in real life situations! The pro...

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Funny story: EastEnders Heather The Subject Of Court Action By George Michael After Crucifying 'Last Christmas' During Tonight's Episode

EastEnders Heather The Subject Of Court Action By George Michael After Crucifying 'Last Christmas' During Tonight's Episode

Heather Trott, the horrible, fat EastEnders slug, tonight became the subject of what could be a lengthy court battle with popstar George Michael, after she crucified his Wham song 'Last Christmas' in this evening's episode. Heather 'sang' the son...

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Funny story: I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Joe Swash Eats Cockroach, And Crocodile Penis And Balls

I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here Joe Swash Eats Cockroach, And Crocodile Penis And Balls

The ITV show I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, got under way yesterday, and immediately got into the swing of things, with EastEnders actor Joe Swash the star attraction. Swash, who plays Mickey Miller in the miserable BBC1 soap, complained abo...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino To Write EastEnders Episode

Quentin Tarantino To Write EastEnders Episode

Hollywood director Quentin Tarantino, the creator of classic cult films such as Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs and Kill Bill, is to turn his hand to a project more subtle and nuanced - he is to direct the Christmas episode of the BBC1 soap EastEnders.

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Funny story: Max Branning Not Dead Yet

Max Branning Not Dead Yet

EastEnders' Max Branning is nearly dead, but not quite. He was the victim of a hit-and-run accident in the 30 October episode, and, late this afternoon, was said to be 'poorly but stable' in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) at London's St Soapstars H...

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Funny story: The London Olympics…it does mean changing the EastEnders opening title image!

The London Olympics…it does mean changing the EastEnders opening title image!

The credit crunch affecting the world financial markets has begun to be felt by the planners of the 2012 Olympic Games in London. The chairman of the Olympic Delivery Authority John Armitt said last month: "The consequence of what is happening in...

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Funny story: Latest London Stabbing Death: EastEnders Jase Dyer Loses Fight For Life

Latest London Stabbing Death: EastEnders Jase Dyer Loses Fight For Life

The growing list of gang-related stabbing deaths grew one name longer on Thursday when unshaven Jase Dyer of EastEnders was brutally murdered in his own house in Albert Square, Walford. He was only an unknown age. Dyer had been on the run from a c...

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Funny story: EastEnders Slags To Star In New Series Of Strictly Come Dancing

EastEnders Slags To Star In New Series Of Strictly Come Dancing

EastEnders slappers, Kathy Beale/Mitchell, and the ex-Queen Vic barmaid, Kath Slater/Moon, are to 'trip the light fantastic' in the new BBC1 series of Strictly Come Dancing, and the bitter rivals have vowed to engage in a 'dance to the death'. The...

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Funny story: Eastenders' Sean Arrested

Eastenders' Sean Arrested

Psychopath Sean Slater of the BBC soap, Eastenders, has been lifted by 'The Ol' Bill' for Crimes To Acting. The Psycho-turned Romeo-turned Psycho-turned Loverat-turned Father-turned Psycho-turned Fiance-turned Psycho Sean, was arrested amid wild s...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympic Flame To Be Lit By EastEnders' Dot Cotton

London 2012 Olympic Flame To Be Lit By EastEnders' Dot Cotton

The extravagant opening ceremony at the Beijing Olympic Games, has inspired the organisers of the London 2012 Games, to ask Dot Cotton of the BBC1 soap EastEnders, to light the 2012 Olympic flame with one of her tab ends. After the organisers witn...

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Funny story: Eastenders channel rejects calls for cuts

Eastenders channel rejects calls for cuts

The BEC, the British Eastenders Corporation, has rejected calls for cuts in its multi-billion pound budget. BEC director Mark Nobody said: 'Look, if you're complaining about it costing Britain billions of pounds, just to make one cliched soap oper...

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Funny story: Eastenders Film Emergency Episode

Eastenders Film Emergency Episode

Lamb Tucker, producer of BBC Drama Eastenders announced that Eastenders would be taking a short break so that they can film an emergency episode.

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