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Funny story: Japanese Quake Causes Spike In Work "Sickies"

Japanese Quake Causes Spike In Work "Sickies"

Employers around the world have been reporting increases in staff absences due to illness this week - and the Japanese earthquake is to blame, say experts. Boffins reckon that the huge quake last Friday shifted the Earth on its axis by 6.5 inches.

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Funny story: Toyota, Nissan, and Honda All Put Gilbert Gottfried and 50 Cent On Their "Do Not Sell To" List

Toyota, Nissan, and Honda All Put Gilbert Gottfried and 50 Cent On Their "Do Not Sell To" List

SAN FRANCISCO - Spokespersons for the three giant Japanese auto makers Toyota, Nissan, and Honda have all announced that they have circulated memorandums to each other stating that they have made entries to their individual data bases regarding two A...

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Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...

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Funny story: Since Gilbert Gottfried Has Had His Can Canned, The Aflac Duck Is Looking For A New Voice

Since Gilbert Gottfried Has Had His Can Canned, The Aflac Duck Is Looking For A New Voice

LOS ANGELES - The Aflac Insurance Company's television mascot, The Aflac duck, is now in search of a new voice. The man who provided the Aflac duck's voice, Gilbert Gottfried has been fired for his inhumanely cruel tweets and viciously vile jokes...

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Funny story: Britain to take Japanese Volcano

Britain to take Japanese Volcano

Following the dramatic recent events in Japan that have resulted in thousands of people being killed or made homeless, Britain's foreign secretary William Hague announced in the Commons today that the UK would be leading the world in the field of dis...

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Funny story: Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America

Gilbert Gottfried Has Just Joined Bernie Madoff and Governor Scott Walker As The Three Most Hated Men In America

WEST COVINA, California - Sitting in his apartment in West Covina, Gilbert Gottfried, the voice of the Aflack Duck, was shocked to hear that he has been fired by the insurance giant. Gottfried had what many consider to be the easiest job in the hi...

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Funny story: Dundee United Help With Emergency Planning

Dundee United Help With Emergency Planning

Scottish Premier League club Dundee United have offered the use of their facilities for emergency planning training in the event of natural disasters. Following the devastation caused by the earthquake and tsunami in North East Japan, DUFC chairma...

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Funny story: Complaints Pour in Over Earthquake Early Detection Kits Sold in California

Complaints Pour in Over Earthquake Early Detection Kits Sold in California

The California Attorney General's Office is being flooded with complaints from consumers regarding a new earthquake detection kit being sold in various discount stores and on the internet. The kit, which goes by the name of "Quake Awake" is marke...

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Funny story: Japan Earthquake Has 'Straightened' Chesterfield's Crooked Spire

Japan Earthquake Has 'Straightened' Chesterfield's Crooked Spire

Reports coming in from Derbyshire say that the 'Crooked spire' on the famous St Marys and All Saints Parish Church in Chesterfield, has been straightened as a result of last Friday's earthquake in Japan, that it is no longer crooked, and, in what is...

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Funny story: UK To Help Japan Earthquake Victims

UK To Help Japan Earthquake Victims

Several UK charities have today announced plans to launch aid projects to help those caught up in the aftermath of the Japanese earthquake which struck last Friday. The earthquake which measured 8.9 on the Richter Scale, and its resulting tsunami,...

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Funny story: More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

Overnight explosions rocks Fukushima Number Three reactor, Number Two now reported to be 'critical' and radioactive clouds rumoured to headed for the densely populated Tokyo/Yokohama megalopolis. Fears rise of a secondary deadly quake, another tsu...

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Funny story: Berlusconi Trial Suspended

Berlusconi Trial Suspended

The trial of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, scheduled for April 1st, has been suspended indefinitely following the news that the Premier had suffered a nervous breakdown and had been admitted to a secure mental health facility. Berlusco...

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Funny story: Fukushima - Japan - Is There Even Worse To Follow?

Fukushima - Japan - Is There Even Worse To Follow?

As if Japan hasn't had enough to deal with - a megaquake, a devastating tsunami, some pessimists are now anxiously keeping tabs on the situation at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Facility, and are sincerely hoping that it won't develop into a full on nu...

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Funny story: Japanese earthquake caused by "whale terrorists"

Japanese earthquake caused by "whale terrorists"

As Japan today recovers from its devastating earthquake and subsequent tsunami, people are beginning to ask questions about how and why this could have happened. Professor Sunichi Robotifuki of the University of Tokyo spoke to the press today thro...

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Funny story: Lennon Triggers Earthquake

Lennon Triggers Earthquake

An earthquake measuring 5.5 on the Richter scale has hit the West of Scotland. The quake is believed to have been triggered when Celtic manager Neil Lennon heard of his latest touchline ban and, in the words of a neighbour who wishes to remain ano...

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Funny story: A Tremendous 8.9 Earthquake Jolts Japan - Scientist Predict The Tsunami Will Deposit South Korea On Top Of North Korea

A Tremendous 8.9 Earthquake Jolts Japan - Scientist Predict The Tsunami Will Deposit South Korea On Top Of North Korea

MIAMI - Scientific and oceanographic experts at the highly prestigious Moby Dick Institute For the Study of Oceanographic Graphical Occurrences are stating that the magnitude of the March 11 Japanese earthquake is so powerful that it will have devast...

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Funny story: Japanese tsunami depositing millions of tonnes of swarming jellyfish all over quake-stricken New Zealand

Japanese tsunami depositing millions of tonnes of swarming jellyfish all over quake-stricken New Zealand

Japan - Introduced into Japan's temperate waters in 1921, the progeny of a mating pair of Nomura's Jellyfish are set to cause catastrophe in the Pacific Ring Of Fire's quake-hit zone. Seismologists said today up to 10 million of the giant beasties...

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