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Funny story: Plane crashes in Brazil is found by lost Indians, they thought they were Gods and then the Devil!

Plane crashes in Brazil is found by lost Indians, they thought they were Gods and then the Devil!

Medical workers surviving a plane crash in the Brazilian jungle were found by a lost tribe of Amazon Indians. At first the passengers were grateful that the Indians had found them and they had found the Indians. The Indians danced, offered the...

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Funny story: Opting Out Of Earth....T-Baggers & Birthers In Mass Exodus To Moon

Opting Out Of Earth....T-Baggers & Birthers In Mass Exodus To Moon

In a stunning announcement today, a spokesman for The T-Bagger and Birther movements stated that they were leaving in mass to emigrate to the moon. "We have had enough" said the spokesman, "and we're not going to take it any longer. We are going...

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Funny story: Pilots not on the plane

Pilots not on the plane

The pilots of a commercial passenger jet that overshot its destination by 150 miles have claimed that they were not on the plane. They were having a drink at the airport bar and lost track of time. Air traffic controllers attempted to contact the...

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Funny story: Mysterious X Found on Ocean Floor

Mysterious X Found on Ocean Floor

Technicians aboard the International Space Station reported to ground crews this morning that a gigantic "X" has been discovered on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico. The "X" measures more than 150 miles across, is black in color, and reportedly lo...

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Funny story: A crashing plane sparks boring Germans to life after Merkels TV "Sleep in" Chancellor debate!

A crashing plane sparks boring Germans to life after Merkels TV "Sleep in" Chancellor debate!

It needed a crashing aeroplane to spark the very dull and boring Germans into life this week! After a typical German, very dull, boring, long-winded, pre-election Chancellor TV debate 99% of Germans either nodded off, got very pissed on good ol Ge...

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Funny story: The World Confiscated By Alien Loan Sharks

The World Confiscated By Alien Loan Sharks

The World, a series of manmade islands in the United Arab Emirates, has been foreclosed by aliens from a planet we can neither spell nor pronounce. The World, touted as being the largest man-made island group ever created, features sub-islands tha...

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Funny story: Planet Earth Only 117 Years Old

Planet Earth Only 117 Years Old

Recently Sate Sen. Sylvia Allen of Arizona caused an uproar in the press when she stated that the Earth is 6,600 years old, using the Christian Bible as her time reference. Geologist meanwhile have long held that the earth is actually billions of yea...

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Funny story: Planet Earth Has Shot It's Wad

Planet Earth Has Shot It's Wad

London: A scientific group of scientists have met for three days and all have come to the same conclusion, "The earth as we know it and still being recognizable has had a fork stuck in it's ass and been turned over...twice. The recent wildfires, s...

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Funny story: Can panty leg elastic save the planet?

Can panty leg elastic save the planet?

Sir Clive Sinclair, well-known for his C5 tricycle and the ZX Spectrum home computer has patented a revolutionary electrical generator that is powered by panty elastic. In a break with tradition, Sir Clive has assigned the patent rights "to all of...

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Funny story: Equator packs bags and moves to Europe?

Equator packs bags and moves to Europe?

After years of being settled neatly between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn, sources close to the Equator yesterday sensationally revealed that it feels like it's time to move on. Though no facts are currently available, and are unlikely...

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Funny story: Earth's "Earth Day" Message: "Get the hell off me!"

Earth's "Earth Day" Message: "Get the hell off me!"

While President Obama used Earth Day to push a "Green Jobs" agenda, the Earth itself sent a mass e-mail urging humanity to develop the technology to move elsewhere. "You guys are worst than head-lice," the message said in part. "The dinosaurs kep...

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Funny story: Oil Companies Abolish Countries - Set Up Own Dictatorships

Oil Companies Abolish Countries - Set Up Own Dictatorships

Oil companies today in a bold and unexpected move gave up trying to hide just how much power and influence they truly had and abolished the countries where their oil wells were. Within a matter of hours they set up new totalitarian principalities tha...

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Funny story: The Earth is a Donut

The Earth is a Donut

Once, we all believed the Earth was flat, and that sailing too far would result in us falling over the edge into space, or into the slavering jaws of a waiting kraken. In the sixteenth century, the Italian scientist, Galileo told an unbelieving w...

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Funny story: Money really does make the world go round

Money really does make the world go round

Scientists have proved money does in fact make the world go round - in particular the dollar. The gravitational pull of the greenback and the dollar's spread around the world is keeping the globe turning. "Without the dollar spreading across wo...

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Funny story: Obama signs executive order reversing rotation of the Earth

Obama signs executive order reversing rotation of the Earth

President Barack Obama has signed an executive order ending the easterly rotation of the planet on its axis that has characterized much of these first five billion years of Earth's existence. The executive order will maintain the current mean an...

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Funny story: Meek will not now inherit earth: Pope

Meek will not now inherit earth: Pope

The Vatican has just announced today that the Pope will announce next Sunday that believers commonly regarded as "meek" will not now inherit the earth. Contrary to the immortal words spoken by Christ at the Sermon on the Mount 2000 years ago, Pop...

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Funny story: Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent

Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent

United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon. The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the in...

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