The solar system is in turmoil today after Earth snubbed an invitation from the Moon raising fears that the 4.5 billion year relationship between the two could be heading down a black hole. The Moon has also learnt of allegations, revealed by the Sun...
Nasa's Kepler space telescope has detected its first 5 planets beyond our solar system. Even although we have more powerful telescopes than ever when it comes to detecting planets outside our solar system it becomes very difficult because of the a...
A whistleblower at NASA claims that they have discovered planet X or Nibiru and have calculated that it is heading our way. Scientists at NASA claim that Planet X showed up clearly on Xmas day on various powerful telescopes throughout the World bu...
A crisis bigger than global climate warming is rumoured to be troubling the scientific community. The massive increase in the number of vast wind generators is now thought to be slowing down the rotation of our earth. "I don't need to tell you...
The long awaited Airbus MegalA 400 M Transport Plane failed to lift off in its debut today in Seville. The Paul Bunyan sized monstrosity was designed to carry 800 tanks, 600 Jeeps and 5000 troops to any airport worldwide. With all engines roaring...
It looks as though the moon has gotten revenge for NASA bombing it. A NASA spokesman announced today that the snowstorm that is about to envelope the Houston area is a direct result of a recent bombing mission aimed at the moon. Ikan Shovl, a s...
Washington DC: A government spokesman announced today, that a race of mindless blood lusting alien creatures from deep space has infiltrated our earth from the rear. Noted proctologists from around the globe have been watching, as the Hemorrhoids...
Medical workers surviving a plane crash in the Brazilian jungle were found by a lost tribe of Amazon Indians. At first the passengers were grateful that the Indians had found them and they had found the Indians. The Indians danced, offered the...
In a stunning announcement today, a spokesman for The T-Bagger and Birther movements stated that they were leaving in mass to emigrate to the moon. "We have had enough" said the spokesman, "and we're not going to take it any longer. We are going...
The pilots of a commercial passenger jet that overshot its destination by 150 miles have claimed that they were not on the plane. They were having a drink at the airport bar and lost track of time. Air traffic controllers attempted to contact the...
Technicians aboard the International Space Station reported to ground crews this morning that a gigantic "X" has been discovered on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico. The "X" measures more than 150 miles across, is black in color, and reportedly lo...
It needed a crashing aeroplane to spark the very dull and boring Germans into life this week! After a typical German, very dull, boring, long-winded, pre-election Chancellor TV debate 99% of Germans either nodded off, got very pissed on good ol Ge...
The World, a series of manmade islands in the United Arab Emirates, has been foreclosed by aliens from a planet we can neither spell nor pronounce. The World, touted as being the largest man-made island group ever created, features sub-islands tha...
Recently Sate Sen. Sylvia Allen of Arizona caused an uproar in the press when she stated that the Earth is 6,600 years old, using the Christian Bible as her time reference. Geologist meanwhile have long held that the earth is actually billions of yea...
London: A scientific group of scientists have met for three days and all have come to the same conclusion, "The earth as we know it and still being recognizable has had a fork stuck in it's ass and been turned over...twice. The recent wildfires, s...
Sir Clive Sinclair, well-known for his C5 tricycle and the ZX Spectrum home computer has patented a revolutionary electrical generator that is powered by panty elastic. In a break with tradition, Sir Clive has assigned the patent rights "to all of...
After years of being settled neatly between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn, sources close to the Equator yesterday sensationally revealed that it feels like it's time to move on. Though no facts are currently available, and are unlikely...
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