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Funny story: Tailgaters and undertakers not pleased at prospect of being fined £1000

Tailgaters and undertakers not pleased at prospect of being fined £1000

The prospect of a £1000 fine for motorway tailgaters and undertakers has not gone down well with some drivers. The co-op, the country's largest funeral directors and Acme Trailers, the largest suppliers of tail gates and van back-end decorations h...

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Funny story: Drivers Warned Over Road Menace

Drivers Warned Over Road Menace

Transport Scotland has warned drivers about a menace on the roads at this time of the year. The Scottish national transport agency issued a statement this afternoon : "Every time this year hundreds of young, immature creatures are freed from th...

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Funny story: Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

The Mayo Cllinic has released the results of a five year study on the effects of Viagra tablets on women. The study verified the effects to the body of women who took the drug orally, not of women whose male partners took the drug. The study was fund...

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Funny story: Motorists "Delusional" Claim Engineers

Motorists "Delusional" Claim Engineers

A third of motorists are happy with the state of Britain's roads, a survey has revealed. The figure of 32 per cent is down from 64 per cent who were happy with the roads when the survey began in 2008. Carried out by the Institute of Civil Engin...

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Funny story: Police Forces Adopt New Speed Guidelines

Police Forces Adopt New Speed Guidelines

Many police forces in England and Wales have issued new guidelines that allow their officers to use 'speed' or amphetamine to stimulate their senses and enable them to work longer. Police spokesman Detective Inspector Leo Thornton explains : "I...

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Funny story: Woman Fails Driving Theory Test 90 Times

Woman Fails Driving Theory Test 90 Times

A South London woman has failed her driving theory test 90 times at a cost of £2,790. Now, even if she manages to pass the test, no examiner can be found to take her for her practical. The Driving Standards Agency disclosed details of the 26-ye...

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Funny story: Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker

Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker

Manchester City supporter Darren Braithwaite has been fined £500 and jailed for 7 days after being found guilty of displaying a car sticker that was "grossly offensive and detrimental to public safety.". The City fan put the sticker - a 2 feet by...

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Funny story: Naked Driver Sought By Police

Naked Driver Sought By Police

Police are appealing for information about a naked man seen driving his car in Dumfries, Scotland, twice in a matter of days. On both occasions the man has been seen to get out of the car and go to the rear of the vehicle before getting back behin...

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Funny story: Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Everton's top scorer Louis Saha has emerged unscathed from a car crash in the Cheshire countryside. The accident happened in Wilmslow on the A538 on Sunday night when the Frenchman's Ferrari left the road and collided with a fence. Coincidental...

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Funny story: Motoring Improvements Announced

Motoring Improvements Announced

Amazing innovations in driving have been announced by researchers in the USA. Software has been developed enables a car to stay within a lane while being aware of other cars. Car signs can even be read and it would be impossible for cars to be par...

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Funny story: Future News: Triple-Dimensional-Way Crash Occurs

Future News: Triple-Dimensional-Way Crash Occurs

(Published 2060) - LAYER 22, BIRMINGHAM - A 487-car pile-up between the vetipass traffic and the orbitalpass on layer 22 ends up with 198 dead and 436 injured. The collision occurred when a car from Layer 21 vertijumped up into orbitalway traffic,...

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Funny story: Motorist avenges self on D.M.V.

Motorist avenges self on D.M.V.

An Illinois motorist has walked out, on the D.M.V.'S Drivers Services Facility, leaving behind his drivers license renewal. During an interview, the motorist, who asked only to be identified as a German-American, stated that, for the twelfth time,...

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Funny story: Women Killed as Car Hits Tree

Women Killed as Car Hits Tree

A 78 year old Birmingham woman was killed yesterday when her car hit a tree off the A34 near Handsworth. Emily Handlebar-Smythe, a retired baker, was on her way home having spent a leisurely afternoon picking Raspberry's at Mr. Shwaddy McMuckMuck...

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Funny story: Road Traffic Authority to Borrow from Buddhism to Save Lives

Road Traffic Authority to Borrow from Buddhism to Save Lives

The British Road Authority is worried about the deaths that still occur on Britain's Roads, and has scanned the world for ways to reduce it further without stopping people driving all together. They have found the solution in the East. King's Lynn...

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Funny story: Directions for physicists

Directions for physicists

At school, we are taught that there are four states of matter (in decreasing order of order) Solid, Liquid, Gas and Plasma. Physicists know of a fifth, which is Bose-Einstein Condensate, which is a kind of solid liquid. However, this is an extreme and rarely encountered outside of the lab. But what does this have to do with asking for directions? Well, there are four states of being lost.

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Funny story: Deep Trouble

Deep Trouble

The depth of the Pothole Problem has reached an all-time low on British roads. 'There are yawning gaps everywhere,' complained an exhausted motorist trying to drive around several potholes. 'My car is falling to pieces.' Insurance companies are...

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Funny story: Driving convertibles with tops down can damage your health

Driving convertibles with tops down can damage your health

Don't worry if you can't afford and expensive convertible. Recent research has discovered that riding in a convertible with the top down can damage your hearing. (This should come as no surprise, even if you do not have a PhD.) Most people who ca...

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