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Funny story: The NBA and MLB Players Agree to Play, But They Want President Trump to Resign

The NBA and MLB Players Agree to Play, But They Want President Trump to Resign

ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that every player in the NBA and MLB has voted to go ahead and play the games, but they insist that President Trump do the right thing and resign. LeBron James, of the Los Angeles Lakers, st…

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Funny story: President Trump Goes On, and On, and On, and Finally After 3 Hours, 17 Minutes, and 42 Seconds Accepts the RNC Nomination for President

President Trump Goes On, and On, and On, and Finally After 3 Hours, 17 Minutes, and 42 Seconds Accepts the RNC Nomination for President

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump broke yet another record as he talked for what seemed like an eternity. TMZ reported that he officially broke the presidential acceptance speech record by rambling on for a total of 3 hours, 17, m…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Sings for Her Husband from the Rose Garden

Melania Trump Sings for Her Husband from the Rose Garden

We beg your pardon, we never promised you a rose garden. Along with the sunshine, there's got to be a lot of death sometimes. When a pandemic strikes you got to die and let go! “It is what it is,” ‘cause Donald never promised you a rose garden.

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Funny story: Bette Midler Interrupted Her Las Vegas Show to Apologize for Saying That Melania Trump Has an Accent

Bette Midler Interrupted Her Las Vegas Show to Apologize for Saying That Melania Trump Has an Accent

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) - Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Bette Midler stopped in the middle of singing her song “The Ballad of Fanny LaFlu” to apologize to first lady Melania Trump. Earlier that morning, Midler had said that Melania's a…

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Funny story: Melania Trump’s RNC Speech From The White House Rose Garden Sounded Real Good, But Who the Heck Was She Talking About

Melania Trump’s RNC Speech From The White House Rose Garden Sounded Real Good, But Who the Heck Was She Talking About

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Most everyone agrees that the first lady’s speech was truly a good speech, but everyone is trying to figure out just exactly who the hell she was talking about. Granted she mentioned her husband’s name (Donald) a…

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Goes Against Trump and Says He Will Not Punish Players for Kneeling During The National Anthem

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Goes Against Trump and Says He Will Not Punish Players for Kneeling During The National Anthem

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The commissioner of the NFL had a meeting with President Trump, and, within two minutes, Goodell says he stormed out of the Oval Office, taking his Happy Meal with him. Goodell told ESPN-4 that, right away, Trump…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Said She Watched the Republican National Convention and She Counted a Total of 903 Lies

Miley Cyrus Said She Watched the Republican National Convention and She Counted a Total of 903 Lies

WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The former star of the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana” remarked to Entertainment Tonight that she decided to watch the opening night of the Republican National Convention. The convention was sponsored in part by…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Has Never Had Sexual Relations with That Woman Mrs. Jerry Falwell, Jr

President Trump Says He Has Never Had Sexual Relations with That Woman Mrs. Jerry Falwell, Jr

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The New York Times is reporting that the first lady of Liberty University, Becki Falwell, has allegedly carried on an intimate relationship with one of her husband’s golfing buddies. The golfer, who was not named…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Dodging Subpoena Service During Republican Convention

Donald Trump Dodging Subpoena Service During Republican Convention

What are the chances the New York Attorney General’s office might serve Donald Trump with a subpoena during the Republican Convention? Eric Trump received a subpoena today, and Rudolph Giuliani is rumored to be next. After Rudy, could come Trump,…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Sister, Federal Judge Maryanne Trump Berry, Throws Him Under the Bus Big Time!

President Trump’s Sister, Federal Judge Maryanne Trump Berry, Throws Him Under the Bus Big Time!

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The iRumors News Agency is reporting that the President’s older sister, unlike him, does not lie. Retired Federal Judge Maryanne Trump Berry spoke with iRumors and revealed some very interesting details about her br…

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Funny story: President Trump is Ready To Sign a Presidential Executive Order Trading Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland

President Trump is Ready To Sign a Presidential Executive Order Trading Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Reuters News is reporting that President Trump recently spoke with Mette Frederiksen, prime minister of Denmark, about making a trade. Trump has always loved Greenland because of its fantastic golf courses,…

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Funny story: Trump Says God Told Him To Build Wall

Trump Says God Told Him To Build Wall

US president Donald Trump has claimed that the idea to build the southern border wall to physically separate the US from Mexico was not entirely his own, having had, he says, advice directly from God. The wall, which stretches for nearly 2,000 mil…

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Funny story: President Trump Loves QAnon But Many Proud Republicans Including Mitch McConnell and Chris Christie Hate It

President Trump Loves QAnon But Many Proud Republicans Including Mitch McConnell and Chris Christie Hate It

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) - The extreme far-right organization known as QAnon has stated that they would support the President even if he shot up a petting zoo. One outspoken member who goes by the name “Wino Wayne,” said that their go…

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Funny story: The National Enquirer Announces They’ve Permanently Laid-Off Trump's "Fixer" CEO David Pecker

The National Enquirer Announces They’ve Permanently Laid-Off Trump's "Fixer" CEO David Pecker

LANTANA, Florida – (Satire News) - The "Tabloid Tyrant" who, for many years, defended his BFF Donald J. Trump, has been shown the front door at the headquarters of the nation’s number one supermarket tabloid, the National Enquirer. CEO David Pecke…

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Funny story: The First Day of the RNC Convention Will Feature Scott Baio, Melania Trump, and Monica Lewinsky

The First Day of the RNC Convention Will Feature Scott Baio, Melania Trump, and Monica Lewinsky

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - RNC moderators Diamond and Silk have just announced the main speakers for the opening night of President Donald Trump’s presidential convention. Diamond said that 70s TV star Scott Baio will speak about how the P…

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Funny story: Trump Predicts Failure

Trump Predicts Failure

Standing in front of three, empty baby blue parked trucks (which were not intended to be symbolic of anything associated with Donald Trump) Donald Trump ventilated on what he predicted would be the failures of a Joe Biden presidency. Easy to do. H…

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Funny story: Steve Bannon, Former Chief Adviser to President Trump, Arrested for Allegedly Embezzling $25 Million From Trump University

Steve Bannon, Former Chief Adviser to President Trump, Arrested for Allegedly Embezzling $25 Million From Trump University

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The man who once had more influence on President Trump, except, of course, for Ivanka, has been taken into custody. Steve “The Face” Bannon has been charged with 17 counts of lying about lots of things including the…

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