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Funny story: Justine Timberlake and Janet Jackson .. One year later

Justine Timberlake and Janet Jackson .. One year later

(DRUDGE REPORT) -- While Janet Jackson is signing multi million dollar book, movie and HBO deals, her Super Bowl XXXVIII cohort, Justine Timberlake is rooting around in East LA dumpsters scrounging for his next meal asking "why?"...

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Funny story: Stelios launches EasyShuttle

Stelios launches EasyShuttle

Monday 8th August. Stelios Haji-Ioannou, Head of Easyjet and purveyor of all things cheap and nasty, has launched his latest venture - "EasyShuttle". As NASA's multi-trillion dollar waste of money Discovery prepares to avoid being...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan drops out, turns on, tunes in to Starbucks

Bob Dylan drops out, turns on, tunes in to Starbucks

Seattle, WA - Counter-culture icon Bob Dylan joined the ranks of other sixties-era sellouts today by agreeing to further the marketing agenda of mega-trendy four-dollar coffee retailer, Starbucks.

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Funny story: Frank Perdue Goes to Big Hen House in the Sky

Frank Perdue Goes to Big Hen House in the Sky

SALISBURY, Md.-- Frank Perdue, a man who made chicken choking into a multi-million dollar empire, died today at the age of 84. Purdue revolutionized the poultry processing industry by introducing the use of asphyxiation as a means for slaughtering l...

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Funny story: Broke Osama Turns Himself in; Claims 25 Million Dollar Bounty

Broke Osama Turns Himself in; Claims 25 Million Dollar Bounty

In an unprecedented move, the world's most wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has surrendered to authorities and promptly claimed the 25 million dollar reward on his own head.

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Funny story: Reagan legacy: Fistful of Jelly Beans

Reagan legacy: Fistful of Jelly Beans

The presidency, The Gipper now reminds us, is performance art. And so George Bush, badly miscast as leader of the free world, plays President George W. Bush -- part action hero, part villain, part Burt Reynolds ham -- with a devious twinkle and a...

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Funny story: Prince Charles: Alias "Throne Crusher"

Prince Charles: Alias "Throne Crusher"

Prince Charles has recently signed on with Sean "P-Diddy" Combs' Bad Boy records for a one million dollar, one-album deal. With tabloid fodder and credible news sources noting the possibility of his being passed over to rule Gre...

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Funny story: Should Angry Older Folks Be Denied Access To Certain Movies?

Should Angry Older Folks Be Denied Access To Certain Movies?

"At least it was only a dollar!" older people can be heard saying, after seeing Academy Award Nominated films such as "Lost In Translation" in their local dollar theater. "What was that trash even about?" is another common collective comment made by groups of elderly people who insist on spending their time going to movies they "heard were good" when...

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Funny story: Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Keanu Reeves Released From Jail

Keanu Reeves was released from jail today after paying a massive six million dollar bail. Reeves, who is charged with 87,000 counts of animal endangerment, resisting arrest, and possession of a hand gun without a license, refused to speak with re...

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Funny story: Yoda Signs 20 Million Dollar Contract For Next Star Wars Movie

Yoda Signs 20 Million Dollar Contract For Next Star Wars Movie

Dagaboo Actor and Jedi Master Yoda reportedly signed a 20 million dollar deal today to continue the role of himself in the upcoming Star...

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