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Funny story: Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

Faith Hill Reveals She Pleaded With Her Husband Tim McGraw to Stop Wearing That Black Rubber Cowboy Hat

NASHVILLE - Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are headed for El Rancho Grande Divorce and the blonde singer is starting to sing the blues. Hill recently told Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that for years and years she has been telling Timothy, as...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

Clint Eastwood Given The Heave Ho By His Much Younger Wife Dina

CARMEL, California - In what an inside source is calling a California shocker, Dina Eastwood,50, has dumped television and movie icon Clint Eastwood, 83, and will file for divorce. The couple who were married for 17 years had a good marriage for...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

CHICAGO - Mike Tyson was in Chicago visiting an old friend when he was asked about the Dancing With The Stars rumor. The former world boxing champion, responded by saying that he wants to join the celebrity cast on the upcoming season. He was a...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

George Zimmerman's Wife Shellie Has Stated She Is Thinking About Divorcing Him

NEW YORK CITY - Shellie Zimmerman, 25, appeared on The Viagra View and surprised co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King by stating that she is seriously thinking about filing for divorce from her husband George who is 29. Mrs. Zimmerman told Philbi...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says Demi Moore's Divorce Demands Are Not Acceptable

Ashton Kutcher Says Demi Moore's Divorce Demands Are Not Acceptable

LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher says that he has aged three years in just the past one year stressing over his pending divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore. Kutcher says that Moore has made it very clear that she is not going to let him get away w...

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Funny story: A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

A 53-Year-Old Woman In West Virginia Bench Presses 800 Pounds!

VIENNA, West Virginia - The Guinness Book of World Records is reporting that a woman in West Virginia named Polly Ester Calypso has just bench pressed an amazing 800 pounds setting the weight lifting record for women. Mrs. Calypso, who was divorce...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

Las Vegas Studies Show That Alcohol Is The Number One Cause of Marriages

LAS VEGAS - Research studies conducted by Chicago's Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency have shown an interesting trend regarding alcohol and marriages in Las Vegas. ADGA Spokesperson Bagby B. Buckleybox explained that after conducting a nine-month...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce

Jessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce

LOS ANGELES - The latest starlet to mention the dreaded "D" word is Jessica Simpson, who was a big hit as Daisy Duke in the 2005 movie The Dukes of Hazzard. Simpson, who recently had her second child from fiancé Eric Johnson, spoke to Fajita San G...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says He Hates to Hate But He Is Starting To Hate Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher Says He Hates to Hate But He Is Starting To Hate Demi Moore

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Some of Demi Moore's friends are starting to worry about the 50-year-old actress and fear that her jealousy of Mila Kunis is starting to cloud her judgment and reasoning. According to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tri...

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Funny story: Dixie

Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

LOS ANGELES - Actress Mila Kunis, who is the girlfriend of actor Ashton Kutcher recently made some very harsh statements about Demi Moore. Kunis, 29, told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Demi needs to be a woman and stop acting like a spoiled brat and gi...

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Funny story: Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

MIAMI - Dwyane Wade says that he is thrilled that he has finally gotten the divorce mess behind him. Wade spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Miami Burger Bandit and told him that the stress from his ex-wife Siohvaughn has...

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Funny story: "Moe" Hammet-Morrissey Outed in Coupe

"Moe" Hammet-Morrissey Outed in Coupe

CAIRO, ILLINOIS Local resident Moses ("Moe") Hammet-Morrissey was outed in a coupe on Saturday night when private detective Trixie Scopes photographed him leaving the parking lot of a local gay bar in his Hyundai Elantra, with a much younger man in...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Playmale Men's Magazine has just announced that after one year of basic begging, Elin Nordegren, also known as the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, has agreed to grace the glossy pages of their magazine. Ms. Nordegren agreed to ap...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses She Hates The World of Drugs

Miley Cyrus Confesses She Hates The World of Drugs

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus is still quite devastated at the fact that her parents Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are getting divorced. The ex-Hannah Montana star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is so upset she cannot stop ea...

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Funny story: Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

HOLLYWOOD - Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry. The 52-year-old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up. Jane said th...

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Funny story: President and First Lady reportedly separating

President and First Lady reportedly separating

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barak Obama and his wife, First lady Michelle, are reportedly separating. According to unnameable sources, Mrs. Obama is taking the couple's daughters, Malia, 16, and Natasha (alias Sasha), 11, with her to Martha's Vine...

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