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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says He Hates to Hate But He Is Starting To Hate Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher Says He Hates to Hate But He Is Starting To Hate Demi Moore

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Some of Demi Moore's friends are starting to worry about the 50-year-old actress and fear that her jealousy of Mila Kunis is starting to cloud her judgment and reasoning. According to Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tri...

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Funny story: Dixie

Dixie

"I wish I was in Dixie." - Epitaph on Nicole Brown Simpson's headstone Dixie or Dixieland (not to be mistaken for Disneyland) is an imaginary country celebrated in a number of popular songs and, as such, takes its place not so much among the nations of the earth as it does among other nations of the mind, in a mental atlas alongside Narnia, Middle Earth, Oz, La La Land, Never Never Land, and...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

Mila Kunis is Fed Up With Demi Moore Dragging Her Feet In Giving Ashton Kutcher a Divorce

LOS ANGELES - Actress Mila Kunis, who is the girlfriend of actor Ashton Kutcher recently made some very harsh statements about Demi Moore. Kunis, 29, told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Demi needs to be a woman and stop acting like a spoiled brat and gi...

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Funny story: Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

MIAMI - Dwyane Wade says that he is thrilled that he has finally gotten the divorce mess behind him. Wade spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Miami Burger Bandit and told him that the stress from his ex-wife Siohvaughn has...

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Funny story: "Moe" Hammet-Morrissey Outed in Coupe

"Moe" Hammet-Morrissey Outed in Coupe

CAIRO, ILLINOIS Local resident Moses ("Moe") Hammet-Morrissey was outed in a coupe on Saturday night when private detective Trixie Scopes photographed him leaving the parking lot of a local gay bar in his Hyundai Elantra, with a much younger man in...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

Tiger Woods Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren To Appear In The Nude In An Erotic Playmale Magazine Layout

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Playmale Men's Magazine has just announced that after one year of basic begging, Elin Nordegren, also known as the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods, has agreed to grace the glossy pages of their magazine. Ms. Nordegren agreed to ap...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses She Hates The World of Drugs

Miley Cyrus Confesses She Hates The World of Drugs

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus is still quite devastated at the fact that her parents Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are getting divorced. The ex-Hannah Montana star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she is so upset she cannot stop ea...

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Funny story: Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

Glee's Jane Lynch Says She May Give Up Lesbianism

HOLLYWOOD - Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry. The 52-year-old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up. Jane said th...

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Funny story: President and First Lady reportedly separating

President and First Lady reportedly separating

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barak Obama and his wife, First lady Michelle, are reportedly separating. According to unnameable sources, Mrs. Obama is taking the couple's daughters, Malia, 16, and Natasha (alias Sasha), 11, with her to Martha's Vine...

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Funny story: Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Crushed As Parents Announce They Are Divorcing

Miley Cyrus Crushed As Parents Announce They Are Divorcing

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus has just learned that her father the country music artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus has just filed for divorce. Billy Ray and his wife Tish, who looks exactly like Miley, have been married for 19 years. Cyrus...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Makes It Clear She Is Not The Cause of Russian President Vladimir Putin's Divorce

LeAnn Rimes Makes It Clear She Is Not The Cause of Russian President Vladimir Putin's Divorce

MARINA DEL REY - The Kremlin has reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila are headed for the Land of Divorceovich after being married for 30 years. Reports are sketchy as President Putin is not one to kiss and tell or m...

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Funny story: Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

BEVERLY HILLS - Bruce Willis said that the best thing he ever did was to divorce Demi Moore. The 58-year-old Die Hard star talked with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant on Beverly Hills' Rodeo D...

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Funny story: Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson Have Been Offered Their Own Sit-Com

Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson Have Been Offered Their Own Sit-Com

HOLLYWOOD - Lonnie Anderson recently said that it took her a while but she was able to get over the heartbreak of having her husband (Burt Reynolds) cheat on her. She told Savannah Kettle with Glamboyant Magazine that when she divorced Burt back i...

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Funny story: Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

SAN ANTONIO - Word from the front office of the San Antonio Spurs is that their four time NBA world champion power forward Tim Duncan is headed from the basketball court to the divorce court. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that a county courthou...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis has said that she can hardly wait for her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher's divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore to be finalized. Kunis has stated that she is so fed up with "Crybaby" Moore's game of stretching out the divor...

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