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Funny story: Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

Legendary Disney hero Bambi dies at 95

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bambi, the beloved doe-eyed forest Prince whose early life was first documented in Bambi, A Life in the Woods by author Felix Salten before being filmed by Disney Studios in 1942, died yesterday.

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Funny story: Charlie's (not the Unicorn) Exclusive Biographical Interview.

Charlie's (not the Unicorn) Exclusive Biographical Interview.

In a small town in the United States, a man of twenty two years old named Jacob won the lottery, a total sum (after taxes) of one million dollars. When asked what he would do with the money, he replied that he would probably go to Disney World, Paris, prison, or something else along those lines.

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Funny story: The Jungle Book revealed to be based on a true story of prostitution and bestality

The Jungle Book revealed to be based on a true story of prostitution and bestality

It has been revealed today that the popular Disney movie The Jungle Book is actually a true story of prostitution and bestiality.

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Funny story: Venezuala set to invade Disneyland

Venezuala set to invade Disneyland

Venezualan potentate, Hugo Chavez, has unleashed the full might of the Venezualan army -some 11 tanks, 84 soldiers and 47 battle-hardened Chihuahuas- in a "revenge" attack against Disneyland.

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Funny story: President Bush Files Lawsuit Against Cartoon Character

President Bush Files Lawsuit Against Cartoon Character

United States President George W. Bush did something today that no sitting American President has never done: he filed a lawsuit against and individual while still in office. Bush filed the suit against Disney caroon character Jiminy Cricket in Wash...

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Funny story: Florida Theme Park Bans Children

Florida Theme Park Bans Children

Orlando, Florida (IPP) - A popular theme park in Florida has decided to ban children from its parks. Only adults 18 years old or older will be admitted from now on.

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Funny story: New Disney princess Giselle has 'enchanting' royal lineage...as Second Life hooker!

New Disney princess Giselle has 'enchanting' royal lineage...as Second Life hooker!

Disney HQ, Hollywood - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Disney's Internal Affairs department is probing reports that Enchanted's heroine Giselle is modelled on the hallucinogenic visions of a Texan sleazebag moonlighting as a Second Life

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Funny story: George Bush, "Hannah Montana… Iraq Victory Model!"

George Bush, "Hannah Montana… Iraq Victory Model!"

(Washington, D.C.) George Bush has a new vision for Iraq, the Disney Channel's "Hannah Montana" TV show, or, more particularly, the tour to kick-off later this month.

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Funny story: Pluto Goes Goofy and Acts All Space Mountain After a Kid Kicks Him in The Crotch

Pluto Goes Goofy and Acts All Space Mountain After a Kid Kicks Him in The Crotch

Anaheim Calif, Disney Land - Pluto blew a cog after being assaulted in the family jewels by a youngster yesterday morning. Pluto chased the youth around and around a fountain after losing his cool. This just goes to show even cartoons can only take...

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Funny story: New book exposes Minnie Mouse's abortion

New book exposes Minnie Mouse's abortion

(Anaheim, CA) Disney heroine Minnie Mouse was seen leaving a local abortion clinic in tears according to a paparazzo tailing the diva who was granted a rare interview. His recently published book "Mickey Mouse: A Rat in Wizard's Clothing&quo...

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Funny story: Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

Walt Disney's nude and spatchcocked Vanessa Hudgens pics poser

New York - (Gorgeous Ass Mess): Disney's wholesome High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens may be about to hit the high notes as nude photos of her 'spatchcocked like a spring chicken over hot coals' made their debut on the inte...

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Funny story: Playdough poisonings linked to Disney cereal

Playdough poisonings linked to Disney cereal

(Seattle, WA) Thousands of children have been admitted to emergency rooms for eating the popular children's sculpting clay Playdough after their parents bought them Disney's Lilo & Stitch breakfast cereal, according to an American Medical Ass...

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Funny story: Theme park reinstates shark fin soup on menu

Theme park reinstates shark fin soup on menu

(Hong Kong, China) Bowing under pressure from Chinese tourists, the newest Asian theme park has reneged on a deal with animal rights advocates and reinstated shark fin soup on its dining menus.

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Funny story: Disney sues The Simpsons Movie

Disney sues The Simpsons Movie

With an impressive $74M opening weekend, the long-awaited Simpsons movie is being hailed as the best animated feature film in history. But lawyers for Walt Disney Productions have filed a defamation lawsuit against 20th Century Fox.

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Funny story: Disney Makes Deal With Hustler's Barely Legal; Miley Cyrus in the Wings

Disney Makes Deal With Hustler's Barely Legal; Miley Cyrus in the Wings

Hustler's Barely Legal unit announced a deal today with Bob Disney Studios that will allow the adult video production company first crack at signing Disney's young stars when they reach 18 years of age. Hannah Montana star Mi...

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Funny story: It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot

It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot

(Anaheim--CA) Move over former war hero Chief Executives Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower because George W. Bush will be joining your ranks in Disneyland, California. Ron Van Nessen, head of Disney media relations, made it offici...

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Funny story: Names welcome for new Disney disgarded baby

Names welcome for new Disney disgarded baby

When a newborn infant was found in a public toilet at a Disney theme park, she was given the name Jasmine after the character from the movie mogul's Alladin.

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