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Funny story: Puffington Host floats into the stratosphere: naked

Puffington Host floats into the stratosphere: naked

New York - The staid Puffington Host, purveyor of light gastronomic drivel, has finally floated up into the stratosphere following publication of its latest collection of puff pastry recipes in its Home and Garden section. The recipes called for...

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Funny story: Angeleena's Gummy Bear Diet

Angeleena's Gummy Bear Diet

"Angeleena Jolie is shedding those invisible pounds like there is no tomorrow", tweets Zelda Terwilleger of Glamour Girl.  Sources close to the super rich mega star says it has zero calories to do with vanity and it's all about making a political sta...

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Funny story: GutCam Presents A Whole New View

GutCam Presents A Whole New View

A new London-based company, InnerTech, is giving people a whole new view of themselves with GutCam. GutCam is a tiny camera inside a transparent pod the size of a baked bean, which the customer swallows. The camera then films the pod's voyage over...

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Funny story: New Mitten Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

New Mitten Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

In an exhaustive study performed in 5 different cities across the U.S. and Canada, Doctors and nutritionists have proven that the constant wearing of winter mittens immediately promotes significant weight loss. Aside from the obvious difficult att...

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Funny story: Vast majority of dieters wrongly blame hormonal changes for weight re-gain, study

Vast majority of dieters wrongly blame hormonal changes for weight re-gain, study

HARFOLD, Vt.--Some 80% of dieters regain the weight they've lost within a year. According to a study released earlier this week by Harfold State College, some 99.9% of those dieters blame hormonal changes for the return of flab. Coincidently, the...

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Funny story: Alice Roberts Viewing Figures Set To Plummet As Fans Switch Off "Origins Of Us"

Alice Roberts Viewing Figures Set To Plummet As Fans Switch Off "Origins Of Us"

BBC chiefs are fearing a huge drop in viewing figures for their latest Alice Roberts vehicle, Origins Of Us. The second episode of the three part story of human evolution airs tonight but following an angry response to last week's first part, BBC2...

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Funny story: NBC'S "Biggest Loser" celebrates 180th show without a heart attack

NBC'S "Biggest Loser" celebrates 180th show without a heart attack

The hit TV show "The Biggest Loser" recently passed a milestone by airing it's 180th episode with no fatal incidents. A spokesman for the show said he "was sure someone would have had a stroke or heart attack by now, or just strangled one of th...

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Funny story: Diet leads to name change

Diet leads to name change

One of the enemies of the Right Wing Republic of American Politics, Michael Moore has changed his name to Michael Less, following a recent weight loss programme. Moore, who challenged American Gun Laws, as well as a number of other important Ameri...

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Funny story: I lost seventeen stone for my kids

I lost seventeen stone for my kids

I was always on the fat side during my teenage years, my mum blamed it on my diet, my dad blamed it on my mum's diet and my doctor blamed my dad for blaming my mum about her diet which he'd put her on. Naturally this was a very confusing time for me. I became very depressed every time I looked in a mirror, so I decided to take steps. I sold the mirror and bought a Big Mac but it just didn'...

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Funny story: PJ Harvey picked by Cameron to be Obesity Tsar

PJ Harvey picked by Cameron to be Obesity Tsar

It has been 'all go' since winning her second Mercury prize and it doesn't look as if the media merry go round shows any signs of slowing for pops diminutive, happy go lucky and playful poppet, Polly Jean Harvey. After a whirlwind tour of breakfas...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Says That Paula Abdul Has Gotten So Skinny She Looks Like A Matchstick With Hair

Simon Cowell Says That Paula Abdul Has Gotten So Skinny She Looks Like A Matchstick With Hair

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell's newest reality show X-Factor will be premiering next month. He recently spoke with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune about his latest venture into the world of television music. Cowell told LaTuna LaTundra that he has put...

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Funny story: New Weight Loss Diet Really Rocks!

New Weight Loss Diet Really Rocks!

Two American female journalists, caught illegally entering N. Korea from China, were released Tuesday after spending 4 months in a N. Korean prison. Ex-president Bill "Horndog" Clinton obtained the journalists release and obtained another 15 minutes...

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Funny story: Fat Buster busted for cheating

Fat Buster busted for cheating

Claire Buoyant has become the first person to ever be banned from Fat Busters, the weight-loss program. "We had to ask her not to come any more," said Chief Fat Buster, Wayne Station. "She looked like she wasn't losing any weight, but each week, s...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Answers A Pregnant Question

LeAnn Rimes Answers A Pregnant Question

NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes and her husband, Eddie Cibrian recently visited a guitar repair shop in Nashville. While at the store she and Eddie had a nice chat with the store's owner, Kinkaid "Bubba" Pluckershank who it turned out had attended high sc...

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Funny story: Mrs Horner, mother of Little Jack Horner, is completely frustrated with education system

Mrs Horner, mother of Little Jack Horner, is completely frustrated with education system

Big Mary Horner, mother of Little Jack Horner, has critised the Devonshire educational establishment for putting obstacles in the way of her son's progression through school. Following many other councils, Devon has recently brought in a celebrity...

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Funny story: Lose Weight Red Indian Style

Lose Weight Red Indian Style

The world's fattest man, native American, He Who Must Be Fed, has revealed he wants to lose weight. "I'm sick of being called a fat bastard," said Mr Fed 45 stone, a member of the fat belly tribe in Wyoming, USA. When I travelled to his reservation to speak with him, he told me, "I have struggled with my weight since childhood. It's all the fault of the white man. If he hadn't killed all of...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Wants Everyone To Know That Just Because She Is Down To 63 Pounds Does Not Mean She Is Anorexic

LeAnn Rimes Wants Everyone To Know That Just Because She Is Down To 63 Pounds Does Not Mean She Is Anorexic

NASHVILLE - Two weeks ago LeAnn Rimes was weighing 78 pounds and she looked anorexic then. Today she is down to 63 pounds and she looks even more anorexic now. But the 28-year-old country singer who has just about managed to shed her reputation fo...

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