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Funny story: Cheney's memoir promises to top fiction lists, says student

Cheney's memoir promises to top fiction lists, says student

HARFOLD, Vermont--Freshman Erica Kater has been looking forward to her fall semester at Harfold State College for some time, in particular, because of one course: ENG 325--Great American Fiction. "As much as I've always loved fiction," said Kater,...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

Laura Bush Fed Up At Husband George Bush Criticizing Her Cooking Threatens To Spill The Beans Regarding The Weapons of Mass Destruction

DALLAS - Laura Bush recently told a reporter for GOPicky Magazine that she is getting fed up with the way her husband, former President George Dubya Bush has been treating her lately. Laurita, as Dubya playfully calls her, said that he is not abus...

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Funny story: Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

Lucifer Chairs Bilderberg Conference

The annual Bilderberg meeting comprising the most powerful men on the planet is currently under way at a secret location in Italy. This conference draws up and implements policies for ruling the world. Resolutions are voted on and passed to world leaders. A Bilderberg conference conceived and launched the EEC. Chairing this years meeting is Lucifer himself. Hence the manic secrecy concerning wh...

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Funny story: George Bush - "UFO's Powered by Cranberry Juice"

George Bush - "UFO's Powered by Cranberry Juice"

Vice President Dick Cheney's recently released book on the inside working of the Bush White house paints a portrait of a President who was inquisitive as a child yet a gullible political and intellectual neophyte. The book, entitled "Down the Rabb...

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Funny story: Actor Signed To Play Dick Cheney In New Biopic

Actor Signed To Play Dick Cheney In New Biopic

A new film under production in Hollywood about the life of former United States Vice President Dick Cheney has signed an actor for the leading role. Under contract to star in another Warner Brothers film is screen legend Elmer Fudd. From a press room...

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Funny story: Cheney booed at CPAC, Pope Booed at Vatican, Michelle Calls Barack a Dork!

Cheney booed at CPAC, Pope Booed at Vatican, Michelle Calls Barack a Dork!

Some scientists are calling it sun spots and many lay people are calling it, "a world gone crazy," but most observers are just shaking their heads and wondering what in the world has happened! When Dick Cheney was invited to speak at CPAC he, of c...

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Funny story: Keeping to His Tradition of Supporting Dictators, Cheney Comes Out In Favor Of Mubarak

Keeping to His Tradition of Supporting Dictators, Cheney Comes Out In Favor Of Mubarak

The big lizard has slithered out of his lair for another comment. Let's print it big just like it was in the headlines so that it won't be mistaken: CHENEY COMES OUT IN SUPPORT OF MUBARAK Wow, what a surprise! Mr. American dictator comes out in su...

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Funny story: Transplanted Heart Refuses To Be Put In Dick Cheney's Chest.

Transplanted Heart Refuses To Be Put In Dick Cheney's Chest.

Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka- 'Tricky Dicky the Second') with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to put a foreign heart into the open breast of Mr. Cheney has resulted in rejection- not Mr...

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Funny story: Cheney's Health Care Costs Top $1 Billion As He Calls Healthcare Reform A Big Mistake

Cheney's Health Care Costs Top $1 Billion As He Calls Healthcare Reform A Big Mistake

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, kept alive for the last two decades by government-run health care at a taxpayer expense of over one billion dollars, said yesterday that "trying to give health care to all Americans was President Obama's biggest mis...

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Funny story: First Annual Dick Convention to be Held

First Annual Dick Convention to be Held

Dallas - The Dicks are coming - thousands of them. Dallas will host the First Annual Dick Convention in June. "It's all about showing off our Dicks," said event spokesman Dick Heart. The convention will feature speeches from prominent Dick...

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Funny story: Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Nigeria - Femi Babafemi, in charge of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, said that Dick Cheney would "definitely" be charged for selling the Nigerians millions of American email addresses. Said Babafemi, "The email addresses he...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Returns as "Dr. Strangelove" In Classic Movie Remake

Dick Cheney Returns as "Dr. Strangelove" In Classic Movie Remake

Dick Cheney returns to the worlds spotlight this week as he appears in his first movie part- reprising the unforgettable Peter Sellers role of Dr. Strangelove in the remake of the Stanley Kubrik movie of the same name. Sellers made cinematic histo...

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Funny story: Latest Public Appearance of Pain-Stricken Cheney Brings Joy To Billions

Latest Public Appearance of Pain-Stricken Cheney Brings Joy To Billions

Dick Cheney appeared publicly for the first time today at the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library in Houston, TX. The former vice president, looking frail, tired and sickly, gave renewed hope to billions of human beings that his...

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Funny story: George Bush Invites Dick Cheney and Kanye West To Go Bird Hunting

George Bush Invites Dick Cheney and Kanye West To Go Bird Hunting

DALLAS - George W. Bush speaking in the living room of his double wide trailer house in Dallas talked to Livingston Hillymucker, a reporter for Positively Politics Monthly The former president was asked if he really felt that Kanye West truly beli...

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Funny story: Bush Claims Cheney Ruined His Presidency

Bush Claims Cheney Ruined His Presidency

From making him choke on a pretzel to cajoling him into starting a wildly unpopular war, former President George W. Bush places the blame of his less than stellar presidency on his Vice-President, Dick "Numnutz" Cheney. Bush's mildly anticipated m...

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Funny story: Dick Shoots Mayor Bloomberg In The Face!

Dick Shoots Mayor Bloomberg In The Face!

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has shot another person in the face, this time as the honorary starter for the New York Marathon Special Olympics. Cheney had asked if he could bring his own starting gun and had agreed to not actually fire the gu...

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Funny story: Cheney Seeks Treatment for Black-Heart

Cheney Seeks Treatment for Black-Heart

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL- The immediate family of Dick Cheney answered questions Sunday about the therapy sessions the former Vice President has been undergoing. "He's just seemed so emotionally vacant the last few years. I knew we had to try somet...

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