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Funny story: Tooth Fairy arrested near Detroit, MI

Tooth Fairy arrested near Detroit, MI

Detroit, MI (AP) - In breaking news today, the Tooth Fairy was arrested in the early morning hours for home invasion and larceny by conversion by the Harper Woods Police Department in Harper Woods, MI, a suburb of Detroit. Harper Woods police spok...

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Funny story: Detroit plagued with roaming potholes, threaten other states

Detroit plagued with roaming potholes, threaten other states

Detroit claims it can't get a handle on the numerous potholes plaguing the City's streets due to "roaming potholes," city officials said today. "The potholes have been moving around and are hard to keep track of", said DPW worker Tyrone Lowbrow...

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Funny story: The (0-16) Detroit Lions To Slash Ticket Prices

The (0-16) Detroit Lions To Slash Ticket Prices

DETROIT, Michigan - The Detroit Lions organization has announced that due to the teams dismal (0-16) record, which is the worst in the history of the NFL, they have decided to slash the ticket prices for the 2009-2010 season. Lions Executive Seni...

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Funny story: Disgraced Detroit mayor leaving for Texas

Disgraced Detroit mayor leaving for Texas

Detroit and it's disgraced ex-mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, both the laughing stock of America, are set to go free from jail at 12:01am this morning. Kilpatrick, if you remember, was jailed for 120 days for perjury and assault in a whistle-blower lawsuit a...

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Funny story: Detroit Comes Up With Non-polluting, Alternative Energy, Inexpensive Vehicle That Will End Unemployment - Miracles Do Happen!

Detroit Comes Up With Non-polluting, Alternative Energy, Inexpensive Vehicle That Will End Unemployment - Miracles Do Happen!

Just when things were looking the blackest for US automakers they have united together and come up with a new product to pull themselves out of their financial slump. Not only that, but their new product is also non-carbon based, non polluting, uses...

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Funny story: Detroit's Ex-Mayor Set for Comeback

Detroit's Ex-Mayor Set for Comeback

Detroit's disgraced ex-Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, serving a county jail sentence for perjuring himself at a Whistleblower lawsuit in what has been known as the text messaging scandal, is scheduled for release on February 3, 2009. Sources really, rea...

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Funny story: Auto Show Shocker

Auto Show Shocker

Old-time radio hobbyists are abuzz over the latest prototype vehicle from Chrysler which was unveiled today at the 2009 Detroit Auto Show. Marking the 110th anniversary of the event, the Motor City's third biggest car maker showed off its revolutiona...

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Funny story: Nightmare Come True For Detroit Man

Nightmare Come True For Detroit Man

"It was like a nightmare come true", reported 62-year-old Detroit, Michigan's Harvey Wallbanger. "There I was on the floor of some woman's house, she was squeezing my nuggets blue and then she gave me a kick to be sure my death was even more painf...

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Funny story: Detroit Lions: (0-15) Worst Record In NFL History!

Detroit Lions: (0-15) Worst Record In NFL History!

DETROIT, Michigan - The Detroit Lions at 0-15 have the dubious distinction of having the worst record in the history of the National Football League. The Lions latest loss was to the New Orleans Saints by a score of 42 to 7. Lion's Quarterback Da...

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Funny story: Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Detroit's Big 3 Automakers File Bankruptcy

Meltdown, Michigan - Ford, GM and Chrysler have all filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 following their failed attempts to lobby congress for a carve-out of $25 billion from the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund. "There's no w...

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Funny story: The Detroit Lions Are Leaving

The Detroit Lions Are Leaving

DETROIT, Michigan - Detroit Lions owner William Clay Ford, Jr. thoroughly disgusted with his teams (38-14) loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars and (0-9) season record has decided to move his team. Ford told a sports reporter for The Detroit Light-Pos...

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Funny story: Detroit Saved! Mayor Resigns, Joins Obama Advisor Team!

Detroit Saved! Mayor Resigns, Joins Obama Advisor Team!

Detroit/AP - Still cringing from the whuppin' put on his quest for President by Sarah Palin, Barack Obama announced today he was putting some "Hip Hop" back into his campaign by bringing on board his "Election Soul Train", former Detroit Mayor Kwame...

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Funny story: Detroit Produces First Four Wheel All Electric Airbag

Detroit Produces First Four Wheel All Electric Airbag

Detroit MI, September 2020: A consortium of American automobile makers rolled out their first prototype model of a four wheel all electric airbag. This six passenger car has been built in response to all those adults, who as children were raised in a...

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Funny story: Joint Effort By Detroit's Big 3 Leads to Fecale Motor Company and Fecale Energy

Joint Effort By Detroit's Big 3 Leads to Fecale Motor Company and Fecale Energy

Realizing for years the diminishing reserves of crude oil, its ever-rising price, unstable politics of the Middle East, refusal of Washington to allow any new drilling in the U.S., and stiff competition from the Japanese, Koreans, and soon, the Chine...

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Funny story: Homeland Security Invades Detroit

Homeland Security Invades Detroit

The Department of Homeland Security went to Detroit and raided an Al-Qaline sympathy group huddled inside Comerica Park. "The Al Qaline sympathizers were relatively easy to spot," a Homeland Security spokesperson said. "They all wore shirts wit...

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Funny story: Tata Introduce World's Greenest MPV

Tata Introduce World's Greenest MPV

Not only are Indian car makers, Tata, satisfied with producing the World's cheapest car, the Nano, they are planning to produce World's greenest MPV. It will be so green that it will produce...

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Funny story: India launches Nano - world's cheapest car. Mitt Romney says "If India can produce cheap cars so can we". Promises to 'bring jobs back to America' - tells Detroit he will revive flagging car industry

India launches Nano - world's cheapest car. Mitt Romney says "If India can produce cheap cars so can we". Promises to 'bring jobs back to America' - tells Detroit he will revive flagging car industry

DETROIT, MICHIGAN: The battle for the Republican Presidential nomination hotted up yesterday. While GOP front-runner John McCain was 'honest' in his declaration to Americans that "not all of the lost jobs are c...

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