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Funny story: Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo

Derek Hough Reveals The Very Intimate Location of Cheryl Cole's Latest Tattoo

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough was quietly lounging around in his boxer shorts in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Cha Cha Cha, which he named after one of his all-time favorited dances, when he received a call from Summersetter Faxx, a reporter with...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Reportedly Has A Collection of Over 900 Nude Photos of Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Reportedly Has A Collection of Over 900 Nude Photos of Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The winner of this years Dancing With The Stars reality dance program Derek Hough was interviewed by the nationally syndicated news program Bedroom Pillow Talk. Hough sat in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Cha Cha Cha dressed in...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole to Wed

Cheryl Cole to Wed

Cheryl Cole, lunatic signer and hair dye scientist, has announced her intention to wed the D.E.R.E.K. 2000 - her personal Dancing Emotional Robotic Exercising KineticBot. It is believed that she purchased the robot in early 2010 following the ma...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Faints During 'TSA Pat Down' At LAX Airport

Cheryl Cole Faints During 'TSA Pat Down' At LAX Airport

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was at LAX airport on her way to catch a flight to New York City to meet with her boyfriend Derek Hough. Hough had flown to the 'Big Apple' to accept an ABC Network award for being the best dancer on network television.

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Angrily Responds To The Rumors About Derek Hough and Ines Sainz - "They're A Bunch of Bloody, Blimey, Bloomin' Lies They Is"

Cheryl Cole Angrily Responds To The Rumors About Derek Hough and Ines Sainz - "They're A Bunch of Bloody, Blimey, Bloomin' Lies They Is"

BEVERLY HILLS - Cheryl Cole, the girlfriend of Derek Hough, was shopping with Derek's sister, Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend Julianne Hough, at the swank clothing store on Rodeo Drive, Now That's A Rack. A reporter for Left Coast Mirror Magazine aske...

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Funny story: Black Eyed Peas Member will.i.am Responds To Cheryl Cole's Crotch Claim

Black Eyed Peas Member will.i.am Responds To Cheryl Cole's Crotch Claim

BOISE, Idaho - The Black Eyed Peas recently performed to a semi-standing room only crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert vocalist will.i.am met with a reporter for The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Fauna Goobergarden. She asked ab...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Shocking Revelation Regarding Black Eyed Peas Member will.i.am

Cheryl Cole's Shocking Revelation Regarding Black Eyed Peas Member will.i.am

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough were in Arizona visiting the Grand Canyon, which many believe will be condemned within the coming year by President Obama. Cole and Hough were having a great time taking photographs, l...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough To Star With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart In "Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits"

HOLLYWOOD - Academy Award winning producer Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will soon begin production on his latest film Vampires Of The La Brea Tar Pits. The film will be a Cripple Creek Pictures movie production in association with T...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Boyfriend Derek Hough Denies The Rumor That His Sister Julianne Hough Is Marrying Ryan Seacrest

Cheryl Cole's Boyfriend Derek Hough Denies The Rumor That His Sister Julianne Hough Is Marrying Ryan Seacrest

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, the co-winner of this year's Dancing With The Stars, along with his partner Jennifer Grey, was having lunch with his girlfriend Cheryl Cole at the famed Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos Restaurant in West Hollywood.

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Funny story: Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell Signs The Sexy British Singer Cheryl Cole To Be A Judge On America's X-Factor

Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell Signs The Sexy British Singer Cheryl Cole To Be A Judge On America's X-Factor

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell, the man with the Midas touch, has just signed the attractively sexy British singer Cheryl Cole to be one of the judges on his new American version of X-Factor. Cole was given a contract which will pay her $4.7 million [£3...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was speaking before the English Garden Club at the Monty Python Hotel in Brompton when she was asked how her American boyfriend was doing. She smiled and said proudly that Derek and his dance partner Jennifer Grey had just won...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Wins Dancing With The Stars And Immediately Flies To London To Comfort Cheryl Cole

Derek Hough Wins Dancing With The Stars And Immediately Flies To London To Comfort Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough won the 2010 edition of season eleven's Dancing With The Stars. But Hough really did not have much time for celebration as Jennifer drove him to LAX Airport where he boarded a flight to London to comfort h...

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Funny story: The Cheryl Cole - Wagner Carrilho X-Factor Feud Is Getting Ugly!

The Cheryl Cole - Wagner Carrilho X-Factor Feud Is Getting Ugly!

LONDON - Simon Cowell has tried to put a lid on the situation but the infamous "Sultan of Sarcasm" seems to have lost control of this year's edition of X-Factor. Cheryl Cole, one of the shows four judges and girlfriend of Derek "The Dancing Dude"...

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Funny story: Jennifer Grey Defeats Bristol "The Pistol" Palin and Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey To Capture Dancing With The Stars' Coveted Mirror Ball Trophy

Jennifer Grey Defeats Bristol "The Pistol" Palin and Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey To Capture Dancing With The Stars' Coveted Mirror Ball Trophy

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Grey, who due to various injuries has more aches and pains than a retired Hollywood stunt man, has won the season eleven Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy. Jennifer beat out Disney star Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey a...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Plots To Take Over World - "Dancing" star reveals secret plot for world domination

Derek Hough Plots To Take Over World - "Dancing" star reveals secret plot for world domination

Hollywood, CA--As the final week of competition on ABC's hit reality show "Dancing With the Stars" draws near, many fans have been heard to cry conspiracy in response to Bristol Palin's inexplicable staying power. The show's own professional blonde p...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Jennifer Gray of Dancing With The Stars Break The All-Time "High Five" Record

Derek Hough and Jennifer Gray of Dancing With The Stars Break The All-Time "High Five" Record

HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his partner Jennifer "Little Miss Teardrops" Gray of Dancing With The Stars have just officially broken the all-time television high-five record. With the seven high-fives that they gave each other du...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Reveals That Her Amazing Smile Is Courtesy Of Boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough

Cheryl Cole Reveals That Her Amazing Smile Is Courtesy Of Boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough

LONDON - Cheryl Cole, one of the judges on the British reality show X-Factor was asked why she has been all smiles as of late. Chezza, as the English affectionately call her, shyly blushed and noted that her quick trip to Los Angeles to visit with...

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