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Funny story: 2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans

2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans

There can be no disputing that "Make America Great Again" served its purpose well for President Trump. He wasn't the first to use it, but he has a knack of having a finger on the pulse of the country, recycled the phrase - and it helped, it seems.

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Funny story: Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

Democratic Voters Impressed with Candidates' Dislike of Trump and Opposition to Climate Change

In the first two of what promises to be a vibrant and dynamic series of debates among those vying for the Democratic presidential nomination, candidates did not shy away from addressing such critical issues as which of them most disliked President Do...

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Funny story: De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

De Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected

After failing to follow through on the promise he made on the day he took mayoral office in 2014, to eliminate New York City's cruel and archaic carriage horse industry, Mayor Bill de Blasio has vowed to bring every last NYC carriage horse with him t...

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Funny story: Tepid Veganism Catches Fire in U.S.

Tepid Veganism Catches Fire in U.S.

In an age where moral motivation is arguably at an all-time low, Americans are shying away from the strident, self-righteous style of veganism historically adopted by animal rights activists in favor of a new, more tepid form of veganism that avoids...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Nancy Pelosi besieged with bad dreams seeks psychiatrist; ends with further shivers

Questioned on whether Mr. Biden’s entry into the presidential race has somehow disturbed her, Ms. Pelosi answered a New York Times reporter with a firm: “Not at all.” Nevertheless, her dream—occurring during the night right before he announced—has...

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Funny story: Democrats hope to ride prisoner voting issue all the way to the White House

Democrats hope to ride prisoner voting issue all the way to the White House

Some say President Trump is pretty adept at creating and deploying memes to his advantage. Not so fast, say Democrats, we think we’ve discovered a way to beat the president at his own game. Bernie Sanders, AOC and members of the MSM are having an i...

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Funny story: Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium

Valerie Thighborg challenges Assange accuser “Miss W” to big wrestling match at Wembley Stadium

Breaking: Miss Valerie Thighborg, formerly a Swedish prosecutor on the Assange case, has invited his accuser “Miss W” to “fight it out” at Wembley and “decide the matter.” Miss W is reported possibly re-opening her case against Assange. The other...

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Funny story: Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Senator Schumer has acknowledged that today’s news regarding Julian Assange did influence him in ordering the arrest of Attorney General William Barr. The senator “felt it highly necessary to follow this Assange precedent.” Early this morning t...

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Funny story: Alec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards

Alec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards

Following his tweets on possibly running for president in 2020, Alec Baldwin has formally announced his candidacy. The actor, mostly renowned for his impression of Mr. Trump in the past two years, stated: “It would be so easy. So easy.” Politic...

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Funny story: Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Mr. Biden’s possible 2020 campaign for the presidency is currently preoccupied with several females claiming he touched them inappropriately. Despite saying he should “keep his hands to himself,” Ms. Pelosi has explained these gestures by Mr. Bide...

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Funny story: 1973: Mueller Exonerates Nixon in Watergate Break-in

1973: Mueller Exonerates Nixon in Watergate Break-in

Department of Justice. Washington, D.C., May, 1973. Special Counsel Robert Mueller filed his Watergate Investigation report today without indicting President Richard Nixon in the break-in at the Democratic party's Watergate headquarters. Mueller'...

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Funny story: Democrats and Republicans Alike Lose Track of Why They Officially Condemn Whistleblower Chelsea Manning

Democrats and Republicans Alike Lose Track of Why They Officially Condemn Whistleblower Chelsea Manning

“This man-woman is putting our entire freedom of the press at risk!” declared President Trump. “If we start letting confused, troubled people sell their secrets to Wikileaks in order to fund their sex-change operations, what’s next? Rigged elections?...

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Funny story: Sea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties

Sea walnut organism’s anus-on-demand feature being studied toward possible evolutionary changes in political parties

Scientists are now offering new reports on the Mnemiopsis leidyl organism, called the Sea Walnut, also known as the Comb Jelly. Speculation has spread widely that the new information signifies information on evolutionary advances, particularly fo...

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Funny story: Wild pig bites Venezuelan model’s rear end; blames Maduro and CNN

Wild pig bites Venezuelan model’s rear end; blames Maduro and CNN

This latest savage attack on a female derriere has appalled the world. Shockwaves are being reported across the female rear-view fashion industry (with guarantees no design changes will reveal less). At this time fashion Model Michelle Lewin...

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Funny story: Democrats as Obnoxious as Republicans at Committee Hearings

Democrats as Obnoxious as Republicans at Committee Hearings

Matthew Whitaker, acting attorney general, was the powerless victim of pious Democratic scorn at Friday's House Judiciary committee hearing. He must have felt like an abortion rights or Free Speech advocate being skewered by Republicans at a compara...

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Funny story: We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.

We had no idea Congressman who wore Blackface to Congressional Halloween party was a racist, say Republicans.

Senior Republicans last night said that they had no idea that Rep. Steve King was a racist even though he wore Blackface to their last Halloween party. Party leaders said that Mr King had shocked them to their cores after saying in a New York Time...

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Funny story: Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Joe Bidet drums up votes in Sin City

Former Vice-President “Papa Joe” Bidet, mindful of the 2020 general election, visited Nevada to stake his future presidential bid on getting out the vote among illegal aliens, Antifa “protesters,” MS-13 gang members, and other “non-deplorables.” A...

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