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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Is Being Touted To Be The Host of The New Reality Show "Home Celebrity Rehab"

Charlie Sheen Is Being Touted To Be The Host of The New Reality Show "Home Celebrity Rehab"

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen says that he has really enjoyed staying out of the limelight lately and added that he has just passed the time sitting back and watching all of the Pepper Spray stuff, the Penn State mess, the fall of Herman Cain, and the...

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Funny story: Recent Hollywood break-ups lead to one conclusion: brunettes aren't pretty enough

Recent Hollywood break-ups lead to one conclusion: brunettes aren't pretty enough

HOLLYWOOD - Kobe Bryant joins Ashton Kutcher and Kris Humphries as recent high-profile hot-shots who have decided to split with their wives. Although no two relationships are the same, all indications point to the fact that in each of these cases...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Getting Back At Ashton Kutcher With a Brand New "Younger" Man In Her Life

Demi Moore Getting Back At Ashton Kutcher With a Brand New "Younger" Man In Her Life

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - All of the talk about Demi Moore being devastated at filing for divorce from her "Boy Toy" husband Ashton Kutcher have all vanished like the dreaded South African vuvuzelas. Demi Moore, the 49-year-old cougar, who was heartbroken...

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Funny story: Worthing Casanova, Alf Starling, Has An Early Night - Demi Moore, Goldie Hawn, And Jennifer Aniston Bitterly Disappointed

Worthing Casanova, Alf Starling, Has An Early Night - Demi Moore, Goldie Hawn, And Jennifer Aniston Bitterly Disappointed

The showbiz universe was rocked to its very foundations this evening as revelations surfaced that Worthing based lothario and viagra addict, Alf Starling (Aged 104 today - Happy Birthday Alf!) had retired for an early night, after consuming what appe...

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Funny story: Heartbroken Ashton Kutcher Spotted In McDonald's In Dorking Being Consoled By Carol Vorderman

Heartbroken Ashton Kutcher Spotted In McDonald's In Dorking Being Consoled By Carol Vorderman

Although breakdowns in relationships ought never to be taken lightly, there is some degree of jollity to be weaned from the experience of US TV star, Ashton Kutcher, who, according to sources 'will never learn.' Having wooed and won the target of...

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Funny story: The Shocking Reason Why Demi Moore Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

The Shocking Reason Why Demi Moore Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After six years of marriage Demi Moore has filed for divorce from her "Boy Toy" husband Ashton Kutcher. Moore, 49, spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she hated to file but that she really had no c...

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Funny story: Harry Out Of One Direction Spotted Out With Demi Moore In Dorking - Ashton Kutcher Furious

Harry Out Of One Direction Spotted Out With Demi Moore In Dorking - Ashton Kutcher Furious

US star Ashton Kutcher is apparently as mad as a suitcase full of fruit bats after reports streamed out of Dorking stating that his estranged wife, Demi Moore had been seen cosying up to Harry out of One Direction, over pints of beer in JD Wetherspoo...

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Funny story: A Heartbroken Demi Moore Has Agreed To Appear On "Cougar Town"

A Heartbroken Demi Moore Has Agreed To Appear On "Cougar Town"

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore has had her share of disappointments throughout her movie career. Back in 1985, she appeared in the film St. Elmo's Fire with a group of young actors who became known as "The Brat Pack." "The Brat Pack" included Emilio Es...

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Funny story: Ashton's Arse is Toast after Gal Pal Gloats

Ashton's Arse is Toast after Gal Pal Gloats

What started out as a string of plausibly deniable accusations over an alcohol induced rendezvous between Ashton Kutcher and a young blonde from who-cares-where, has blossomed into a full bore media bonanza now that the youngster, Sara Leal has just...

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Funny story: Big Time Drama Hits The Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore Marriage

Big Time Drama Hits The Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore Marriage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills are alive with the sound of shouting. Neighbors of one of the most popular May-December married couples in Tinsel Town, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, reported hearing some sounds that broke the serenity of the land of the...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Has Hot-Tub Tryst With 4 Nekid Ladies On Balcony Of Hard Rock Hotel To "Rid Them Of Demons"

Ashton Kutcher Has Hot-Tub Tryst With 4 Nekid Ladies On Balcony Of Hard Rock Hotel To "Rid Them Of Demons"

BILLINGSGATE POST - Rumors are running wild that Ashton Kutcher had a hot-tub tryst with four nekid ladies on the balcony of his Hard Rock Hotel suite, purportedly to rid them of conservative minded demons planted by nuns during their formative years...

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Funny story: Demi Moore's tweets hint at trouble, open to interpretation

Demi Moore's tweets hint at trouble, open to interpretation

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Demi Moore has turned to Tweeting as her way of letting the public know, albeit indirectly, how she feels about Ashton Kutcher's recent infidelity. The Tweets, which Moore has released at random intervals and use quotes from wel...

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Funny story: Makeup-less Pippa Middleton a dead ringer for Demi Moore

Makeup-less Pippa Middleton a dead ringer for Demi Moore

Madrid - "Actually, the neck's a lot less chunky than Demi's," Fortuna nightclub revellers commented today, "and that sculpted backside could be Justin Beiber's! "Any chance Pippa is Demi Moore's secret little brat?" Pictures this weekend of Ms...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais reveals what he did for an hour at the Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais reveals what he did for an hour at the Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais was hauled off stage at the Golden Globes this week and did not return for a whole hour. He maintains that this was not because of his offensive comments to the Hollywood glitterati as they came on. "Well," he said, "The organiser...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber To Star In The Film "The Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Strange But True Story"

Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber To Star In The Film "The Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Strange But True Story"

HOLLYWOOD - According to Justin Bieber's publicist Poindexter Clickowitz Justin will be starring with Lady Gaga in MZM Pictures production of The Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Strange But True Story. Clickowitz said that at first the part of Ashto...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Star In New Reality Show, "Hey Are We Friggin Messed Up Or What?"

Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore To Star In New Reality Show, "Hey Are We Friggin Messed Up Or What?"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Tinsel Town's most famous May-December couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, who have recently had more ups and downs than the Yo Yo Bro Roller Coaster at the Atlanta Amusement Park, have announced that they will be starring in thei...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Buys Demi Botox for her Birthday, Pays Price

Ashton Kutcher Buys Demi Botox for her Birthday, Pays Price

Reportedly back in the dog house again, Ashton Kutcher, or perhaps more appropriately named as Mr. Demi Moore is back sleeping on the couch again after his birthday gift, including a year's supply of Botox treatments, put him in the 'persona non grat...

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