Showing:

Funny satire stories about Debate

Try another search?

Funny story: Anus Debates Hands at Annual Body Parts Convention

Anus Debates Hands at Annual Body Parts Convention

New York - This year's Body Parts Convention got off to a rousing start as the anus took the stage in a spirited debate against the hands.

Read full story
Funny story: The Ayatollahs Sublime Solution

The Ayatollahs Sublime Solution

It came to be that there was a serious shortage of Izzielamic volunteers willing to strap explosives to their bodies and blow themselves and others into eternity for the cause. The Ayatollah summoned his bishops and other high-ranking clerical leaders in congress to discuss and solve the problem. There was much debate, but a solution did not result. In desperation the Ayatollah called upon his fou...

Read full story
Funny story: Schools to Ban Intelligent Thought

Schools to Ban Intelligent Thought

Riding on the coattails of recent developments in the ongoing debate over Intelligent Design, many schools across the nation are moving to ban intelligent thought in the classroom.

Read full story
Funny story: Bush Burns Ear -- Pebble or Prompter at Fault?

Bush Burns Ear -- Pebble or Prompter at Fault?

President Bush suffered second-degree burns to the inner ear yesterday, prior to a rehearsal for his upcoming debate with Senator Kerry, the Democratic challenger in next month's Presidential elections and immediately sparked a controversy as to...

Read full story
Funny story: Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

Vice President will be armed with knife, handguns, possibly assault rifle, "just in case"...

Read full story
Funny story: Presidential Contenders to Square Off on XBOX Live

Presidential Contenders to Square Off on XBOX Live

Washington, DC - In an interesting twist on the tried and true debate model, The Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD) has announced that President Bush and Senator Kerry will be competing against one and other during a series of extended gaming s...

Read full story
Funny story: VP Candidate(s) Diesel Agrees to Debate Himself

VP Candidate(s) Diesel Agrees to Debate Himself

AP, Cleveland, Ohio, June 18, 2004. Vin Diesel, the 2004 U.S. Vice Presidential Candidate on both the Democratic and Republican tickets has agreed to debate himself, reports the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD). As reported earlier i...

Read full story
Funny story: "Flyin' Log" Controversy Rages!

"Flyin' Log" Controversy Rages!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the Flyin' Log controversy shows no sign of fading from the worlds' attention. The world-wide dilemma of what to do with the Flyin' Log has brought debate on all other issues to a halt. The UN has been in s...

Read full story
Funny story: Who's More Talented: Nick or Jessica?

Who's More Talented: Nick or Jessica?

I know that the article section is not a place for heated debates, but I just couldn't resist. This debate is going to end up being so heated. Who is more talented, Nick Lachey or Jessica Simpson? I know the cutie-patootie super-couple seems to have it all: looks, talent and well, they have their looks don't they? I admit I am jealous as all get out because well, my husband was neve...

Read full story
Funny story: The Panel Debate

The Panel Debate

I was watching one of these CNN panel debates recently, which included the usual vast array of conflicting views and personalities, when it suddenly dawned on me that perhaps, just perhaps -- this is the very reason that the Big Entity upstairs decid...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more