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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

Queen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV

In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...

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Funny story: Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Windfall Tax On Scots After They Are Tricked Into Revealing Scotland's Assets

Chancellor Georgie MacOsbourne was today jubilant after accountants totted up Scotland's declared wealth. An immediate windfall tax has been approved of £100 per year per Scottish person. The normally canny and some say downright mean Scottish peo...

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Funny story: Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Referendum exit poll results have revealed that most Scots only realised that they were part of the U.K. when they read the referendum question. Traumatised voters were yesterday reported to be queuing up in their thousands for post traumatic str...

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Funny story: Yes, Scotland Has No Bananas

Yes, Scotland Has No Bananas

Yes, Scotland has No bananas: 55% No bananas. As Katherine Hepburn once said about Fred Astaire, "Ginger Rogers made Fred more masculine." Like Ginger, Scotland made England more masculine. And as former Governor of Texas Ann Richards once pointed ou...

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Funny story: Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

A surprise plan to celebrate Scottish Independence by putting the female half of The Krankies on the moon backfired yesterday when it was realised that the intention had been to put the proposed Scottish Emblem, a swarm of midges, not midgets there.

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Funny story: David Cameron's Police State Britain

David Cameron's Police State Britain

10 Downing Street, LONDON: Over the past few days while jolly old Dave has been surfing, taking plenty of holidays, eating ice cream, there has been increasing Press reports of FEARS about security. Dave Cameron, a puppet for the New World Order,...

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Funny story: Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Homeless Man Strikes Oil, Dave Cameron Provides Immediate Humanitarian Assistance

Liverpool, A homeless man forced to dig for a better way of life struck oil yesterday. Joe Murphy (50) originally from Bootle but homeless for the last 5 years due to devastating Tory cuts in welfare and unemployment assistance will now receive round...

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Funny story: Cameron solves lack of own parliamentary powers for the North of England

Cameron solves lack of own parliamentary powers for the North of England

Cameron believes he has solved the problems of a lack of parliamentary powers for the North of England from a London centric society. In a radical move he plans to sell the North of England to China or Russia. Speaking to Daily Spoof reporter FBI...

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Funny story: Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit

Baroness Warsi Blames Cameron's Silence at Pub Quiz on Gaza - Real Reason She Quit

The fall out continues from the resignation of Baroness Warsi over the governments stance on Gaza. Eye witnesses have come forward who recall being at a pub quiz earlier in the summer, when the Israel and Palestine issue first flared up, as the catal...

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Funny story: Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary

Former football pundit Alan Hansen appointed as new Defence Secretary

Prime Minister David Cameron announced this morning in London that former television pundit and Liverpool defender Alan Hansen has been appointed as the new Secretary of Defence. "Alan has a history of making sure nothing slips past him. That wor...

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Funny story: Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid

Cameron hopes introduction of female ministers in cabinet re-shuffle will finally get Michael Gove laid

Conservative leader David Cameron announced in a press conference on Saturday at number 10 that his introduction of several new female ministers was done with the sole intention of getting former minister for schools Michael Gove laid. Addressing...

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Funny story: New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

David Cameron's introduction of numerous women ministers into the cabinet led to long discussions into the night. "The male ministers were ready to just watch some TV and go home but many of the female ministers were worried about problems the cabin...

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Funny story: New Environment Minister Ready For Floods, Horsemeat and Badger Issues - "Bring Em On!" Says Liz Rupture

New Environment Minister Ready For Floods, Horsemeat and Badger Issues - "Bring Em On!" Says Liz Rupture

Ready for anything minister, Liz Rupture has said she can make a much better job of dealing with floods, horsemeat in burgers, badger issues, tsunamis, volcanoes, meteors, earthquakes and students than her sacked predecessor. "also after working for...

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Funny story: Cardboard cut out wins Trafford South by-election

Cardboard cut out wins Trafford South by-election

The Trafford South by-election was won last night by a cardboard cut out of a police officer that had previously been stood in the windows of a Pound Stretcher in Altrincham. The cardboard cut out is now the Conservative MP for Trafford South and has...

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Funny story: The PM's Problem

The PM's Problem

David Cameron, we are informed by a sauce close to his table, finds himself with a difficult problem. Having announced, following the imprisonment of his former aide Andy Coulson, that 'NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW' he finds himself with the fact that...

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Funny story: High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

High Ranking Previous Government Member Found In Scotland

A leading member of the previous government who is number two on the most wanted playing card list circulated by the Conservatives has been photographed in Scotland. The man who, along with all members of the previous government is being blamed fo...

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Funny story: Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

Coalition Will Use Savings From Cuts To Dig Up Bodies Of Welfare Cheats

London. The PM 'Dave' Cameron announced that the coalition plans using savings made from denying the poor and vulnerable their basic needs to dig up the bodies of deceased welfare cheats and display them in public until "their relatives do the decent...

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