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Funny story: David Beckham's Glory tattoo

David Beckham's Glory tattoo

David Beckham has revealed a heavenly new tattoo - an image of himself portrayed as Jesus. The 35-year-old footballer has deified himself in ink, surrounded by three cherubs that represent his own sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz. Beckham unveiled t...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

Victoria Beckham planning to outshine Kate at Royal Wedding

It has been brought to our notice that Victoria Beckham is planning to 'outshine' the bride herself at the upcoming Royal Wedding. Although she has vehemently denied this when asked directly, a reporter of The Spoof was standing behind Victoria as...

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Funny story: Wayne and Coleen to sit on opposite side to Posh & Becks at Westminster Abbey on April 29

Wayne and Coleen to sit on opposite side to Posh & Becks at Westminster Abbey on April 29

London - (Bucketshop): A strict ordure of precedence will be in farce when Kate and William marry, the Lord Chamberlain said today. This means the Abbey seating arrangements will reflect the same sort of national pecking order as in the Old Queen...

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Funny story: David Beckham seen house-hunting on The Isle of Wight

David Beckham seen house-hunting on The Isle of Wight

David Beckham was spotted yesterday on the Isle of Wight. He was seen in Newby village and when approached by two female fans, Bridgette Snodgrass (58) and Millicent Bedlington (59), he admitted he was actually looking for real estate to buy on the...

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Funny story: David Beckham in Mental Breakdown Drama

David Beckham in Mental Breakdown Drama

A father taking his children to school said he was in "absolute awe" when he broke down and David Beckham stopped to help. "It was an absolutely mental place to break down," he told Richard Bacon on BBC 5 live. "David Beckham was the first person...

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Funny story: Beckham To Play Himself In Three Part Drama

Beckham To Play Himself In Three Part Drama

Exciting News just in from the showbiz world and confirmation that David Beckham will play himself in the forthcoming adaptation of his life, 'The Life And Times Of David Beckham. 'The three part drama will be screened in the Autumn and spans the...

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Funny story: Beckham neck marks - it was Redknapp!

Beckham neck marks - it was Redknapp!

Mystery surrounding the strange love-bite like marks seen on David Beckham's neck, as he and a worried looking wife Victoria were leaving a fashionable London restaurant along Park Lane on Friday night, has now been replaced with the surprisi...

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Funny story: Name for new Beckham baby announced

Name for new Beckham baby announced

David and Victoria Beckham, announcing the expectation of their fourth child, have pre-empted the media and revealed exclusively to all newspapers as well as Hello, OK and, by a special request from David Beckham, Exchange and Mart Magazine, the name...

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Funny story: How David Beckham Ballsed-up with Foruth Kid

How David Beckham Ballsed-up with Foruth Kid

David Beckham was crestfallen when his wife announced to the world that she was pregnant for the fourth time. One of his close confidant's leaked to Weeki Leeks ace undercover reporter that the ageing sportsman was considering trading her in for a new model, in layman's terms...a divorce. Apparently he'd worked out the settlement cost of keeping her and three kids (in his head, if you can belie...

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Funny story: Beckham Signs For Tottenham

Beckham Signs For Tottenham

Tottenham Hotspur's desperate race to sign the LA Galaxy star David Beckham took an unexpected twist this afternoon, when, thwarted by unending amounts of red tape, White Hart Lane officials decided to plump for whatever they could get, and promptly...

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Funny story: David Beckham Pregnant Again

David Beckham Pregnant Again

Former Manchester United and England midfielder David Beckham is expecting another child, it has been reported. The baby, which will be either a boy or a girl, will arrive in the summer. This will coincide with the Beckhams' new children's colour...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham pregnant - doesn't want another boy

Victoria Beckham pregnant - doesn't want another boy

Victoria Beckham, ex skinny one from The Spice Girls, and wife of global superstar and footballer, David Beckham, has admitted she is pregnant. Additionally, she has given very strong hints that she wants a girl this time. "She's fed up with boys,...

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Funny story: Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change

Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change

LA Galaxy star David Beckham is tonight said to be close to signing a loan deal with Premier League Tottenham Hotspur, but there are still a few details that need 'ironing out'. Primary amongst these is an issue with Spurs' kit. Beckham isn't keen...

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Funny story: Beckham Becomes West Ham Player Manager

Beckham Becomes West Ham Player Manager

In an audacious bid by West Ham Owners David & David to save the Hammer dropping on their feet, David Beckham has been lured to Upton Park with an undisclosed offer. It is likely Beckham fancied becoming a player manager. It is also thought he...

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Funny story: David Beckham To Join Hull City?

David Beckham To Join Hull City?

It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his international plac...

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Funny story: David Beckham Says His Wife Victoria's 'Drawers' Are Always Open

David Beckham Says His Wife Victoria's 'Drawers' Are Always Open

PARIS - David and Victoria Beckham were in Paris where they had gone to buy some plaster of Paris for a home project they are working on. David was asked if it was true that he is an obsessive compulsive who has tremendously strong disorder tenden...

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Funny story: When is a Hooker not a Hooker? Ask Becks!

When is a Hooker not a Hooker? Ask Becks!

David Beckham has been accused of hooking up with a hooker or two in a New York hotel, what's new? The Hooker in question, Irma "le douce" Nici now faces a $16 million writ in which David is suing her for slander, bla, bla, bla, etc. David neve...

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