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Funny story: Dallas Linbacker Almost Causes International Incident By Calling British Football A 'Sissy Sport'

Dallas Linbacker Almost Causes International Incident By Calling British Football A 'Sissy Sport'

NFL All Pro Linbacker, Mike 'Steamroller' Henry, voiced his controversial opinion about British football when interviewed by London Channel 4 sports news today. Henry compared American football to the mainly British game of 'soccer' by insulting fans...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft.

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton Admits She Fancies American NFL Quarterback Tony Romo

Pippa Middleton, the 27 year old younger sister of Princess Kate Middleton Windsor, has admitted to having an attraction to an American Football Player. Pippa rose to fame at her sister's wedding to Princess William due to her role as Maid of Honour...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

Dallas - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, has announced that he's excited about the draft this year. He sees it as a unique opportunity to position himself and the Cowboys in an exceptional way. "It's unparalleled. Never been done bef...

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Funny story: Branson/Sugar Consortium Swoop On Dallas Cowboys

Branson/Sugar Consortium Swoop On Dallas Cowboys

In a complete reversal of current business models, usually involving American investors like the Glazer family buying into Premiership football clubs in the hope of turning a fast buck, whilst taking over an operation which they have no idea whatsoev...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Stadium is Ready for Lock Out

Dallas Cowboy Stadium is Ready for Lock Out

Dallas: With the NFL lock out looming in the near future, Jerry Jones is scrambling to book events to take place in Cowboy Stadium. In June, Cowboy Stadium will host the US Women's Open. This will be the first time they have had a bowling event...

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Funny story: A Heartbroken Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Texts Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo And Says She'll Stay Away From The Cowboy Games If He Takes Her Back

A Heartbroken Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Texts Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo And Says She'll Stay Away From The Cowboy Games If He Takes Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has confided to a close friend that lately she has really been missing her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo a lot more since he dumped her back in July of 2009. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback dumped little Miss Daisy Duke t...

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Funny story: Tony Romo to Leave the Dallas Cowboys?

Tony Romo to Leave the Dallas Cowboys?

Tony Romo, whom the Dallas Cowboys thought would lead them into two or three Super Bowls, may be leaving as Dallas may look for a top draft choice or trade for that position. "I know he's popular here", stated our source, "but Romo has never deliv...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders

Early days for the Dallas Cowboys were similar in won-loss records much like this years. In other words, it took awhile for Tom Landry to build the team and in those early days, there were no Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders that have since help make the t...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Completes A Touchdown Pass To Girlfriend Candice Crawford

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Completes A Touchdown Pass To Girlfriend Candice Crawford

DALLAS - Tony Romo, the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, has just completed the greatest pass in his NFL career, a touchdown pass to blonde girlfriend Candice Crawford. Tony and his beautiful girlfriend were having dinner at The Fifty Yard Line...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Claims She Was 'Patted Down' By A Co-Pilot While On The Plane

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Claims She Was 'Patted Down' By A Co-Pilot While On The Plane

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Liddie Loreen Dungeonheimer, 21, said that she had gone through the metal detector, the X-ray scanner, and had even been patted down at Dallas' All You Need Is Love Airport. She stated that everything had turned...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says One More Prima Donna-Diva Sideline Outburst From Jon Kitna And He'll Find Himself Picking Effen Bananas In Costa Rica

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says One More Prima Donna-Diva Sideline Outburst From Jon Kitna And He'll Find Himself Picking Effen Bananas In Costa Rica

INDIANAPOLIS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was one extremely happy man after watching his Dallas Cowboys win their third game under new head coach Jason "Smiley" Garrett. Jones' team defeated the Indianapolis Colts 38 to 35 on an overtime fie...

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Funny story: Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

DALLAS - Transportation Security Administration Inspector Agent Rhett Leland Mashflicker, 43, proudly boasted to fellow TSA pat down inspectors Rufus Socketshank, 29, and Gwyneth Muddyheimer, 24, that he holds The Dallas-Fort Worth International Airp...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has decided not to lay off any of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders after all. Jones had been contemplating ways of trying to save money and placing some of his cheerleaders on furlough was one of...

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Funny story: Cowboys Interim Head Coach Lifts Ban On Offensive Production, Winning.

Cowboys Interim Head Coach Lifts Ban On Offensive Production, Winning.

Interim Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett revealed today that he has lifted former head coach Wade Phillips' ban on gaining yards on offense, scoring, and winning. "It was a really stupid policy, in retrospect," said Garrett, whose career as...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Under Their New Head Coach Jason Garrett Defeat The (6-2) New York Giants 33-20

The Dallas Cowboys Under Their New Head Coach Jason Garrett Defeat The (6-2) New York Giants 33-20

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones finally had something to smile about after weeks and weeks of wearing what appeared to be a painted on frown. His (1-7) team led by new head coach Jason Garrett defeated the highly fav...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Sign Quarterback Kurt Warner

The Dallas Cowboys Sign Quarterback Kurt Warner

DALLAS - Now that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has fired his head football coach Wade "The Statue" Phillips, Jones truly feels that the Cowboys might just find the road to victory. He stated that he has total confidence in his new coach Jason...

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