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Funny story: Now Maddening Mail is twice the price of the BBC

Now Maddening Mail is twice the price of the BBC

There were calls for the Daily Mail to be nationalised last night as figures revealed the down-market "newspaper" costs twice as much as the BBC. There was fury among millions of people in Middle England at the shock news. Figures obtained by a fr...

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Funny story: Daily Mail admits to being a bit Judgemental

Daily Mail admits to being a bit Judgemental

A recent downfall in sales of the Daily Mail have led to a change of heart from the notoriously right wing, holier-than-thou, moral guardians, and judgemental word freaks who work for the popular newspaper. A spokesman for the paper, Ignatius Pra...

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Funny story: Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has affair with cream cake

Obese and cretinous Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has been exposed as having a secret affair with a cream cake. It's been revealed that Mrs Moir has been cheating on her husband with the fattening pastry for the entire duration of their marriage. It'...

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Funny story: Jan Moir Has A Right To An Opinion, Pacifist Insists

Jan Moir Has A Right To An Opinion, Pacifist Insists

Leading pacifist inactivist, Goldie Doubloon today hit out at critics of Mail journo Jan Moir, who was slated for criticising the lifestyle of Boyzone's deceased singer, Stephen Gately, and allegedly subjected to an internet hate campaign. "It's a...

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Funny story: Daily Mail victims of orchestrated hate campaign !

Daily Mail victims of orchestrated hate campaign !

In an awesome example of Karma, the Daily Mail have today claimed that the national outpouring of hatred and vehement anti-mail sentiment, sparked by their recent "entirely innocent" homophobia against the late Stephen Gateley, was entirely drummed u...

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Funny story: Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Even Charles Manson is disgusted by the Daily Mail's Jan Moir

Convicted murderer Charles Manson has spoken publicly about his shock and disgust over Daily Mail sewer rat Jan Moir and her vicious article about the death of Stephen Gately. Mr Manson said: "I've done bad things in my life but I wouldn't write s...

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Funny story: Moir Calls For Man-Love Moratorium

Moir Calls For Man-Love Moratorium

Soon-to-be-ex Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir has outraged normal human beings by calling for a repeal of the 1967 Sexual Offences Act and the reintroduction of jail sentences for 'being a bender'. In a warmly-received (by Daily Mail readers) in tod...

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Funny story: The Daily Mail's Famous "Worlds' Hardest, Smallest Crossword" To Be Made Harder and Smaller

The Daily Mail's Famous "Worlds' Hardest, Smallest Crossword" To Be Made Harder and Smaller

Reacting to comments by its rabid readership, The Daily Mail has decided to make its infamous 'Hardest, Smallest' crossword puzzle tougher and teensier. "Our readership are generally crackpots with nothing better to do or others who simply picked...

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Funny story: Bodies of dead Daily Mail readers are not being buried because of credit crunch

Bodies of dead Daily Mail readers are not being buried because of credit crunch

United Kingdom - (Putrid Ass Mess): A lead article in this weekend's Daily Mail has revealed how decomposing bodies of thousands of its readers are lying around rotting because of the credit crunch fiasco. The tabloid's innovative reader burial sc...

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Funny story: It's official - Julie Moult is an idiot

It's official - Julie Moult is an idiot

Julie Moult, a 'journalist' from right-wing rag The Daily Mail has been exposed as a grade 'A' idiot, according to the Internet today. Following up on her award winning stories such as 'Nazi racoons on warpath' she wrote a poorly researched piece...

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Funny story: Entire Daily Mail readership spontaneously combusts

Entire Daily Mail readership spontaneously combusts

Every single reader of the right-wing hate rag The Daily Mail burst into flames today, thought to be caused by the combined rage generated by several stories over the course of the last few days.

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Funny story: Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

Freedom of Information requests from Daily Mail costing Britain £7million a year

FREEDOM of Information requests by the Daily Mail have cost British taxpayers up to £56million in the last eight years, figures obtained by The Mail on Sunday under the Freedom of Information Act revealed this week.

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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...

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Funny story: Is Top Tabloid Really Having a Change of Heart?

Is Top Tabloid Really Having a Change of Heart?

In what's believed to be a first, reports are reaching us that The Daily Mail has made the unprecedented step of reporting a story about an unmarried lesbian woman in an even-handed way.

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