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Funny story: Warring Redlick can keep Paris Hilton out of Attica for Five Grand

Warring Redlick can keep Paris Hilton out of Attica for Five Grand

NEW YORK STATE (YONKERS) --"If you've been charged while driving drunk as a rooter skunk in New York City, we will get you the best resolution possible and make sure everything goes smoothly so you don't have to worry. Just go on partyi...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voluntarily Extends Rehab Time

Lindsay Lohan Voluntarily Extends Rehab Time

Lindsay Lohan voluntarily extended her time in a Los Angeles area rehab center. The starlet is receiving treatment due to her drunk driving accidents and party girl lifestyle. Lohan's parents have also been in the news recently over a much disput...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...

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Funny story: George Michael, DUI, Avoids Prison, Gets 100 Hours Toilet Cleaning Instead

George Michael, DUI, Avoids Prison, Gets 100 Hours Toilet Cleaning Instead

London UK: Singer George Michael, by his own admission "a 43 year old gay man", narrowly escaped a custodial sentence for DUI at a London court today.

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Funny story: Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

Los Angeles, CA: Following the release from prison of socialite Paris Hilton after just 3 days of her 23 day sentence, news is beginning to leak out of an epidemic of crying and mass hysteria that is sweeping the nation's prisons.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Innocent

Lindsay Lohan: Innocent

Beverly Hills police confirmed today that Lindsay Lohan is innocent in the DWI and drug case that hit the news a few days ago. Chief David "Davy" Snowden confirmed that the woman seen in videos was actually an FBI agent pos...

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Funny story: Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. a...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (API) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was arrested Saturday after she lost control of her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible she was driving and struck a curb. After receiving a 911...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Moved to Halfway House: Holiday Inn

Paris Hilton Moved to Halfway House: Holiday Inn

Paris Hilton will be moved shortly from her cell in the Los Angeles Regional Detention Center to a halfway house.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Drops Appeal on Prison Sentence

Paris Hilton Drops Appeal on Prison Sentence

Paris Hilton has dropped her appeal and appears resigned to serve out her forty five day prison sentence for D.W.I. and driving with a suspended license. She admitted to her publicist today that she hopes she is such a good girl that she does get ha...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Late For Court Date for Probation Violations

Paris Hilton Late For Court Date for Probation Violations

Paris Hilton arrived late for a Los Angeles court date today, but claimed that keeping the judge and attorney's waiting was not her fault. "Have you seen the new shoes at Gucci? I mean, they expect me to be in some courtroom when they are...

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Funny story: Bush, Blair share Nobel Prize

Bush, Blair share Nobel Prize

Geneva, May 5 - In a surprise development earlier today, the New Orleans Body of Electronic Lies (NOBEL) announced that the US President George 'Junior' Bush and British Prime Minister Tony 'Sub-junior' Blair are the joint winners of...

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Funny story: Alabama Woman on Horseback Charged With Drunk Driving

Alabama Woman on Horseback Charged With Drunk Driving

A 40 year old Alabama woman was charged with D.U.I (driving under the influence) for her escapades on her horse. The woman, who was weaving erratically through traffic, attempted to flee when officers turned on their sirens. Her horse rammed a poli...

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Funny story: New lung medicine worries police

New lung medicine worries police

While developing an aerosol to break down tars in smokers' repiratory tracts, researchers at the University of Maryland Munich Campus in Germany discovered an unexpected side effect that has raised some controversy.

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Funny story: Police Give Details on Nicole Richie DWI Arrest

Police Give Details on Nicole Richie DWI Arrest

Celebrity and pseudo actress Nicole Richie, most famous for being the friend of Paris Hilton (and co-star of her former reality show) and daughter of singer Lionel Richie, was arrested for driving while intoxicated. Richie was taken to the local pol...

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Funny story: Drunk float drivers invade parade

Drunk float drivers invade parade

Canton Ohio, police were alerted to trouble during a local parade when they were inundated with 911 phone calls.

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Funny story: Haley Joel Osment to Enter Ford Clinic

Haley Joel Osment to Enter Ford Clinic

GLENDALE, Calif. -- Haley Joel Osment is checking into the Ford Clinic, following his July 28th arrest stemming from a July 20th accident. The single-car accident occurred at about 1 a.m. as Osment was driving home alone, struck a mailbox and flippe...

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