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Funny story: New reality show for cattle starting on Channel 5

New reality show for cattle starting on Channel 5

In a further ground-breaking televisual broadcast, Channel 5 are hittng back at Channel 4 with a new reality show of their own. "Big Udder", due to be screened in the Autumn, will offer the opportunity for cattle to "get on the box and do their th...

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Funny story: Profitable New Businesses Breaking In U.S.

Profitable New Businesses Breaking In U.S.

In the United States there are many profitable new businesses emerging in rural areas. But, due to lack of intelligence, and lack of the state actually being a decent place to work, Central Maine holds some of the strangest forms of organized crime,...

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Funny story: Cows to be sent into orbit

Cows to be sent into orbit

Due to recent concerns regarding gaseous emissions from our bovine friends, plans have been announced by NASA to jettison the worlds cattle into space.

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Funny story: Cows Don't Moo Loudly Enough

Cows Don't Moo Loudly Enough

At Darlington Crown Court, a claim was made today that cows don't moo loudly enough.

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Funny story: Bush declares war on cows

Bush declares war on cows

The president of America has announced that he is planning a full scale attack on cows. All cows will either be taken prisoner or slaughtered.

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Funny story: Badger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers

Badger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers

A widespread cull of badgers to attempt to combat the spread of bovine Tuberculosis in Wales would be a mistake, say animal lovers, and could lead to the end of civilsation as we know it.

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Funny story: Future of Glastonbury Festival remains in doubt

Future of Glastonbury Festival remains in doubt

Glastonbury founder Michael Eavis claimed that his festival was under threat because cows on his farm were "freaking out" after eating illegal drugs left by revellers.

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Funny story: Downed Cows Cause Steer Uprising

Downed Cows Cause Steer Uprising

Thousands of cows were heard mooing across the nation as news came down that a meat packing facility in Chino, California, will shut down permanently.

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Funny story: USDA has Beef with Treatment of Cows

USDA has Beef with Treatment of Cows

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has recalled 143 million pounds of beef from a California slaughterhouse, citing concerns that the company may be mistreating the cows on its payroll.

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Funny story: Britney Spears a 'Huge Cow', Says Sis

Britney Spears a 'Huge Cow', Says Sis

World class decathlete Mike Britney caused a stir this week while practicing his javelin throw. According to his training partner and sister, Linda, Britney stumbled as he released the javelin, which sailed off course and into a nearby farmer's...

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Funny story: Chic-Fil-A Eat More Chikin' cow attacked by chickens

Chic-Fil-A Eat More Chikin' cow attacked by chickens

A Chick-Fil-A Eat More Chikin' cow was attacked today by a truckload of chickens while waving at motorists in Durham. The attack happened on the 1500th block of Roxboro Road early this morning as an 18-wheeler working for the Tyson Food Company s...

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Funny story: Non-Dairy Cows To Go On Strike!

Non-Dairy Cows To Go On Strike!

WisCONsin - Did you enjoy that Non-Dairy creamer in your coffee today? How about that Non-Dairy milk substitute for the lactose intolerant? Ever wonder where these products and many more Non-Dairy products come from? Well where else! They come from N...

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Funny story: Devon police lawyer says cow killing was mistake, not a crime

Devon police lawyer says cow killing was mistake, not a crime

Armed police were called in to shoot a runaway cow which had got loose in South Devon.

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Funny story: Cow draws on Blackboard

Cow draws on Blackboard

In Idaho, Daisy, a nine month old fresian cow made history by being the first cow to heifer draw on a blackboard.

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Funny story: Stem-cell technology allows animal-free meat

Stem-cell technology allows animal-free meat

While poorly educated societies living under constant fear of Mad Cow Disease and Avian Flu grapple with the concept of eating cloned beef, a Green approach for supplying the ever-increasing global market with meat products is receiving little attent...

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Funny story: Foot & Mouth Outbreak Caused By Heroin-Addicted Cow

Foot & Mouth Outbreak Caused By Heroin-Addicted Cow

The UK foot & mouth outbreak, Spoof News can reveal, was not caused by a sewage leak from the Government-funded Pirbright Research Centre, but was spread by a cow who mistook a sample of the deadly disease for heroin.

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Funny story: House of Commons Files Law Suit Against Spain

House of Commons Files Law Suit Against Spain

The United States Supreme Court has been asked to mediate a case that is promising to be the trial of the century; the U.K. vs. Spain. In a pelican brief submitted by former Prime Minister Tony Blair, allegations are made that, "The running of...

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