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Funny story: Four New Supreme Court Associate Justices Sworn In

Four New Supreme Court Associate Justices Sworn In

Washington DC: In addition to Sonia Sotomayor, three other nominees of President Obama, namely Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters and Joan Rivers will be sworn in as new Supreme Court Associate Justices. The latter three new appointments are only for...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Reveals Stunning Opinions

Supreme Court Reveals Stunning Opinions

Early this afternoon, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 that Stuart Smalley be seated as the newly elected Senator from the State of Minnesota. The eight month politicized ordeal has left the citizens of Minnesota with only a 50% representation in the...

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Funny story: Seagull 6 defended in court

Seagull 6 defended in court

A flock of seagulls - 'The Seagull 6' - appeared in court today in West London, charged with 'being the most pointless and annoying animals on the planet.' Speaking for the prosecution, Sir Barack Roomlawyer QC said: 'I put it to you, the accused,...

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Funny story: Jury Consults Tarot Cards

Jury Consults Tarot Cards

An Appeal Court in California has been asked to review a murder conviction on the basis that the jury reached its verdict after following some Tarot readings in the jury room while no one else was looking. Actually only four were involved in the r...

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Funny story: The Secrets of Avoiding Jury Selection

The Secrets of Avoiding Jury Selection

Many people ....(what am I saying!)...Most people hate receiving a jury summons. This generally requires at least one day off work (without pay, of course), downtown traffic and parking, long lines, hurry up and wait, inadequate bathroom facilities, no convenient lunch, losing coins in vending machines, rude and/or overworked employees (city, county, state, or Federal), sitting on unpadded seats...

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Funny story: Local Man Sues Over "Fun Size" Candy Bar Claim

Local Man Sues Over "Fun Size" Candy Bar Claim

An area man filed a suit today claiming false advertising on miniature "Fun Size" candy bars. Thomas Livingston, a 34 year-old self-proclaimed "Stars Wars Dragon Master", claims the title is misleading. "Who do they think they're fooling? Ther...

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Funny story: Man appears before court on fraud charges

Man appears before court on fraud charges

A 36 year old man from Eastbourne has appeared before the local Magistrates court charged with fraudulently misrepresenting Prime Minister Gordon Brown. The individual was arrested two weeks ago when Police discovered he had been attempting to pass h...

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Funny story: British Courts Despair at EU Extradition Requests

British Courts Despair at EU Extradition Requests

The number of asinine extradition cases being dealt with in UK courts has reached record levels, fuelled by the number of 'trivial' requests from around the World that have pissed police authorities right off and clogged up an already pathetic and da...

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Funny story: Dear AskFrFred44Giveness, I'm a desperate Dominican Yankee about to be in divorce court

Dear AskFrFred44Giveness, I'm a desperate Dominican Yankee about to be in divorce court

Dear AskFrFred44Giveness,...

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Funny story: Full Scalia-Stahl "torture interview" released

Full Scalia-Stahl "torture interview" released

In an interview with Leslie Stahl on the CBS news program 60 Minutes on April 27, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia explained his stance in favor of torture.

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Funny story: The Serial Adventures of Don Colliquixote - Part 1: "Court Reporter Goes Postal"

The Serial Adventures of Don Colliquixote - Part 1: "Court Reporter Goes Postal"

Cursor clenched in his teeth, he wades fearlessly into the teaming mass of wretched adjectives and adverbiage, slashing indiscriminately at the naked and seething slime of redundant modifiers that cling pitifully to his feet, laying waste to meaningless metaphors and confused similes like so many redundant pixels on the beach of time immemorial. Eyes wide with fervor of mission, he pauses and...

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Funny story: John Adams & Uranus

John Adams & Uranus

Prologue: John Adams, apart from his brilliant political attributes, was a man of intense intellectual curiosity. So it comes as no surprise that, in 1785, when he became America's first minister to the Court of St. James, one of his initial visits was to the astronomer, Sir William Herschel, who newly discovered the planet, Uranus. Unfortunately, John went to the wrong address.

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Funny story: Controversial New Game Wins High Court Battle For Release

Controversial New Game Wins High Court Battle For Release

A High Court battle over the ban of a controversial new video game has ended with the ruling that the game is safe to play, as long as players don't take the killing, shooting, stabbing, dismemberment and

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Funny story: Cats May Have Killed Woman

Cats May Have Killed Woman

A 72-year-old man who, police had alleged, confessed to his cats that he had bludgeoned his partner to death, has been cleared of murder after his defence lawyers claimed the cats did it.

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Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.

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Funny story: Murder suspect, age 48, to be tried as a juvenile

Murder suspect, age 48, to be tried as a juvenile

It has long been common in the U.S. criminal law system for people well below the age of 18 to be charged as adults, even though they're not. Why? "Because we feel like it!" explains former prosecutor and FOX TV legal expert Michael Nif...

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Funny story: American Lawyers

American Lawyers

The following questions by lawyers were taken from actual court documents in America:...

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