Sunday 8th April 2012 Topic: Public opinion - Cooked food VAT tax "85% say pasty tax has put them off Tories" Source: The People Extract: Half-baked George Osborne is today slammed as a clueless upper-crust toff over his Pastygate tax. Half-baked George Osborne is today slammed as a clueless upper-crust toff over his Pastygate tax. The Chancellor stands accused of being totally out of touch...
Monday 2nd April: Topic: The economy "UK economy 'Showing signs of improvement!" Source: BBC News The UK economy has shown a few signs of improvement in the first three months of this year, the British Chambers of Commerce (BCC) has said. The latest quarterly economic survey by the business lobby said that domestic orders and exports were all higher from the previous quarter.
David Cameron aka "Big Dave" or "Lucien deFellatio Cameron" is the current horse-loving Chief Nepotist claiming to be in charge of what was once a British Nation. At a public ceremony costing millions he was given away at his wedding by Gordon Brown and currently in an enforced marriage to the delightful Nicola Clegg, from Liberaliera. He is the son of Margaret Thatcher and Prince Lucifer.
Monday 26th March: Topic: David Cameron - NHS Dementia is a national crisis like HIV and cancer, says David Cameron Source: The Telegraph The Prime Minister is likely to argue that dementia is a "scandal" being ignored, as he unveils a doubling in funding for research into the illness to £66 million by 2015. In a speech in central London, he will describe dementia as a "quiet crisis that stea...
After it was alleged that contributors to the Spoof were misleading the public with untrue stories it has emerged that a public inquiry is to be set up to look into the matter. Former Lord Chief Justice, Oliver Snooty, has been asked by the Govern...
London - The Tory Party co-treasurer and Prince's Truss 'Enterprise Fellow' has been outed in a prime monsterial arse-pimping scam. A weekend broadsheet videoed Peter Crud-Arse saying a £250,000 donation would get you intimate side-saddle time wit...
London - The old KGB/Mossad fraudster famously bankrupted Mirror Group pensioners of their retirement earnings in a scam now being resuscitated by UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne. A huge £28bn Post Office pensions nest egg is due to...
Call girl to the stars, Jenny Tillwart, yesterday called time on her career as a provider of pleasure blaming police harassment for her decision. Jenny, 96, claims that her knocking shop has been raided every week for the last three months after s...
Sunday 12th February 2012: Political Lies The economy: not as bad as feared Source: YouGov.co The economy, we are told, is still bad, and perhaps even getting worse. But, explains Peter Kellner, public opinion on the subject is improving. "Why?" Monday 13th February 2012: Political nepotism - Fraud Expenses Scandal Is Back - as MPs Claims Soar Again Source: Express.co Anger over the...
Gloucestershire - A lavish, but highly illegal, underground palace at Charles' Highgrove home has been discovered by builders working for the London Abasement (sic) Company in charge of excavations. Early reports suggest a whopping great big hando...
5th February 2012: Make those who can afford it pay a prescription charge to visit GPs Category: NHS Link: The People - by Nigel Nelson We Brits are a soppy lot, hopelessly sentimental about young furry animals, old furry slippers and the NHS. And that's why we have the same reluctance to change our 63-year-old health service as we do our worn out footwear. "Who then decides who can afford...
16th January 2012: Minister urged to resign after selling home weeks before rail link go-ahead! The Daily Mail Another minister on the Fiddle! Cabinet Minister Cheryl Gillan faced calls to resign last night after it emerged she decided to sell her home 500 yards from the planned high-speed rail line 20 months ago. Her 17th century townhouse in picturesque Amersham, Buckinghamshire, would have...
WASHINGTON, DC - With approval ratings in the toilet, Congress is determined to shake off accusations of doing nothing to fix the economy. Harry Reid (D-Nevada): We're putting an end to Republicans letting Fat-Cats escape justice. Barry Bonds and...
The BBC, renowned for making computer generated space and pro-evolution dinosaur propaganda programmes is today in hot water over it's latest hit - Frozen Planet. Footage of baby Polar Bears in a dutch zoo, was interspersed with footage of Polar B...
Three former Pakistani internationals Cricketers jailed for their part in an elaborate conspiracy to elevate their sport from tedious to only slightly less tedious, have declared their intent to appeal against the decision. Former captain Salman B...
The two Pakistan bowlers convicted of match fixing because of bowling their balls too wide are to be jailed, and in prison they will have to learn to bowl "no balls" even better because in-mates will be aiming their balls at them pretty fast, tossers...
The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with Obama's 'Green Team" at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more 'green jobs' and pointing to the spr...
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