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Funny story: BP-Affiliated Corrupt Bastards Suspected in New York Airport Terror Plot

BP-Affiliated Corrupt Bastards Suspected in New York Airport Terror Plot

New York, NY - (Ass Mess): BP-affiliated Corrupt Bastards Club ringleaders are being sought by the FBI after four suspects were arrested today following a failed attempt to sabotage a fuel pipeline at JFK International in New York.

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Funny story: Ted Stevens: "Why I jacked off the house"

Ted Stevens: "Why I jacked off the house"

Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Senator Ted Stevens has spoken to the press for the first time about jacking off his Girdwood house from the ground in 2000, adding a new first storey and then replacing the old first floor on top:...

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Funny story: President Bush and Corrupt Bastards Club Deal with Aliens

President Bush and Corrupt Bastards Club Deal with Aliens

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Roswell - Aliens landed today and offered Earth a 3.5 Googalhertz microprocessors in exchange for a portion of the U.S. known as Roswell, NM.

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club glee as rugman Zoellick gets World Bank job

Corrupt Bastards Club glee as rugman Zoellick gets World Bank job

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club (rug division) is cock-a-hoop tonight as George W Bush prepares to announce that Robert Zoellick is to take over the top job at the World Bank which Paul Wolfowitz nepotised with such applomb.

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Funny story: UK Corrupt Bastards Club announces BP's return to Libya

UK Corrupt Bastards Club announces BP's return to Libya

London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster is visiting Libya and has told the press that thanks to his superb Corrupt Bastards Club connections oil giant BP has secured a $900 million natural gas exploration contract.

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Funny story: Rosie Fired by Corrupt Bastards Club Neo-Cons

Rosie Fired by Corrupt Bastards Club Neo-Cons

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Neo-Con Republicans were behind the conspiracy to remove Rosie O'Donnell from the air, said Paul Joseph Watson in an article at Prisonplanet.com. According to Watson, the Neo-Con Republicans wanted Rosie barred...

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Funny story: Juneau residents fear global warming could result in Baked Alaska

Juneau residents fear global warming could result in Baked Alaska

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Global warming fears are preying on the minds of Juneau residents after four torrid weeks of big oil graft-peddlers Corrupt Bastards Club headlines which exposed the bribing force behind state legislators preaching climat...

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Funny story: "Damned spooky!" Juneau's mayor reels at earthquake premonition

"Damned spooky!" Juneau's mayor reels at earthquake premonition

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Just last week on 17 May Juneau Mayor Bruce M Botel-Ho told the press that fast-moving events centered around the Corrupt Bastards Club had left him reeling from shock.

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Funny story: New ominous portent strikes Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club

New ominous portent strikes Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club

Anchorage - (Ass Mess): Alaska's self-professed Corrupt Bastards Club is reeling from shock from a new ominous portent that follows on barely weeks after CBC grandee and ex-State legislator Bruce Weyhrauch fell off his boat into the freezing wate...

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club hired Lugovoi to poison Litvinenko

Corrupt Bastards Club hired Lugovoi to poison Litvinenko

London - (Ass Mess): The US oil industry's Corrupt Bastards Club hired ex-KGB thug Andrei Lugovoi to poison London-based former KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko according to the Crown Prosecution Service which is seeking to extradite the Russian...

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club right to choose next World Bank CEO challenged

Corrupt Bastards Club right to choose next World Bank CEO challenged

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club is standing by its right to pick the next head of the World Bank just as it has done for the last seventy odd years since the outbreak of World War II.

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club's Lord Browne blamed for Saudi arms-for peerages

Corrupt Bastards Club's Lord Browne blamed for Saudi arms-for peerages

London - (Ass Mess): Police are investigating the role of ex-BP CEO and Corrupt Bastards Club grandee Lord Browne in the gagging of the Serious Fraud Office's probe into arms manufacturer/dealer BAE Systems which is the UK's corruption flagsh...

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Funny story: Chelsea Flower Show bans 300,000 Corrupt Bastards

Chelsea Flower Show bans 300,000 Corrupt Bastards

Royal Hospital Ground, Chelsea - (Ass Mess): Up to 300,000 suspected members of the Corrupt Bastards Club have been banned from this year's Chelsea Flower Show which traditionally marks the start of the London season when international CBC member...

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Funny story: Saul Anuzis, RNC, and Corrupt Bastards Afraid of Cal-el

Saul Anuzis, RNC, and Corrupt Bastards Afraid of Cal-el

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Cal-el tried to contact Saul Anuzis about his petition for keeping Ron Paul out of the Republican debates.

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Funny story: President Bush Says His Yacht's Too Small

President Bush Says His Yacht's Too Small

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush said that he could not end the War on Terror or the War in Iraq because he needs a bigger yacht. He doesn't want to be the laughing stock of the Corrupt Bastards Club.

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Funny story: 'Corrupt Bastards' is the new 'Britney's Vagina': report

'Corrupt Bastards' is the new 'Britney's Vagina': report

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): It took the Corrupt Bastards Club to finally sweep Britney's fathomless vagina off the newsstand headlines and media mastheads following several weeks' relentless exposure of the bare-assed cheek of the US oil ser...

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Funny story: New Wing of Corrupt Bastards Club Party Thrown in West Virginia

New Wing of Corrupt Bastards Club Party Thrown in West Virginia

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - The newest branch of the Corrupt Bastards Club hosted a party today at the home of TheSpoof.com writer Cal Jennings, featuring a life-sized poster of the 4/11 attacks. The drugs for the party were furnished by...

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