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Funny story: Non-Dairy Cows To Go On Strike!

Non-Dairy Cows To Go On Strike!

WisCONsin - Did you enjoy that Non-Dairy creamer in your coffee today? How about that Non-Dairy milk substitute for the lactose intolerant? Ever wonder where these products and many more Non-Dairy products come from? Well where else! They come from N...

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Funny story: Performance Enhancing Drugs in the Workplace

Performance Enhancing Drugs in the Workplace

Washington Depot, CT (AP) - Concerns that doped employees are exercising an unfair advantage over their co-workers and violating the ideals of teamwork follow the rise in coffee use.

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Funny story: A Solution: Spicing Up the Currency Debate

A Solution: Spicing Up the Currency Debate

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke sat across from me, his coffee cup trembling ever so slightly in his right hand as he set it down on the table between us. Coffee was all that he ordered (he said something about wanting to be a good steward of the taxpayer's money), so I was rather surprised when he reached for the saltshaker.

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Funny story: A Wiccan Serves up Coffee with the Works

A Wiccan Serves up Coffee with the Works

Watch out Starbucks! Coffee & A Spell, a coffee shop in Kenmore, a village in New York State's Erie County, is bewitching customers by not only serving up gourmet coffee but by also providing tarot readings and assorted reading material...

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Funny story: Cat Dropping Coffee is Instant (S)Hit

Cat Dropping Coffee is Instant (S)Hit

Coffee made from cat droppings has become an instant hit in Indonesia.

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Funny story: Mary Stockbridge 30/05/1925 - 27/03/2001 - Memories (Sketch)

Mary Stockbridge 30/05/1925 - 27/03/2001 - Memories (Sketch)

8 year old Charley is on the sofa at her nanny's for the day. Nanny is sitting on the armchair knitting away. A big tin of scrummy biscuits are on the coffee table. Granddad is on the other armchair.

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Funny story: George Bush Outlaws Coffee

George Bush Outlaws Coffee

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George Bush just signed a new bill into effect that would outlaw coffee. "I want cocaine to be the only legal stimulent," said Bush. "We've gotta' stop all them other drugs...

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Funny story: Charles Simonyi; Fifth Tourist in Space, Space Gets a Starbucks

Charles Simonyi; Fifth Tourist in Space, Space Gets a Starbucks

Despite space's obvious appeal and dazzling views, it has had trouble attracting tourists. Charles Simonyi, billionaire software designer and the less famous husband of Martha Stewart, is trying to change that as he has just become the fifth spa...

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Funny story: Girls Gone Wild - Starphux Coffee Bar Opens In Hawaii

Girls Gone Wild - Starphux Coffee Bar Opens In Hawaii

WAIPAHU, HAWAII--(ROASTED) From the beautiful islands of Hawaii, with their dramatic sunsets, active volcanoes, ocean surf, Diamond head and brazen copper wire theft, will hold the grand opening of the first Starphux Coffee B...

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Funny story: Starbucks admits to being Mafia.

Starbucks admits to being Mafia.

In a statement that surprised no one, Starbucks freely admitted to being a Mafia. What they had to say next surprised even top market analysist. Starbucks plans to use their coffee Mafia to their advantage.

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Funny story: Caffeinated Pants

Caffeinated Pants

Do you suffer from bobbing head syndrome? Do you eyelids feel like lead window shades? Does your cup of coffee give out mid-day? Ever had a day where you need that extra kick? Been waiting for something better than soda, tea or caffeinated mints?...

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Funny story: Columbian Coffee King Juan Valdez Found Dead in Field

Columbian Coffee King Juan Valdez Found Dead in Field

Columbian Coffee King Juan Valdez was found dead in his coffee bean fields last night. While many thought Valdez was just a caricature created to sell coffee by an American syndicate, he was a multi-billionaire who leaves behind a huge estate and a...

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Funny story: Hey! What's a Matter You?

Hey! What's a Matter You?

Next time you're in Costabucks and you see a man in a white coat putting a probe into the froth on his cappuccino don't be too surprised as he's most likely a man from the Ministry!...

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Funny story: Hippie Terrorists Seize Coffee Shop, Objectives Unclear

Hippie Terrorists Seize Coffee Shop, Objectives Unclear

Burlington, VT April 24 - FBI agents have apprehended a small group of left wing terrorists who apparently took possession of a Starbucks coffee shop in this small Vermont city. At least eight hostages were in the store when it was seized, though all...

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Funny story: Which Of My Daughters Hates Me The Most?

Which Of My Daughters Hates Me The Most?

STRATFORD-UPON-AVON - In this town along the banks of the river Avon, a man spends his days sitting at his dining table, brooding. He drinks endless cups of coffee. The only time he gets up from the table is to make a fresh pot, and at bedtime.

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Funny story: New 'Winner Drug' for High Achieving Kids

New 'Winner Drug' for High Achieving Kids

A new over-the-counter pill has been approved by the FDA for use in high-achieving kids. The drug stimulates the nervous system much like coffee, but with no adverse side effects apparent after a full two days of testing on ten adults. Many parents...

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Funny story: Coffee at Post Office tastes "Strange"

Coffee at Post Office tastes "Strange"

AKRON, Ohio - Thomas Shaheen, an 11 year veteran with the US Postal Service, has been charged with "adulteration of foodstuffs" after being caught by a hidden video camera peeing in the coffee pot at the Springfield post office. Co-worker...

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