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Funny story: Christina Aguilera To Marry Samantha Ronson Once Her Divorce From Jordan Bratman Is Final

Christina Aguilera To Marry Samantha Ronson Once Her Divorce From Jordan Bratman Is Final

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Disc jockey Samantha Ronson has publicly stated that she is happier than she has ever been and that she owes it all to her brand new girlfriend Christina Aguilera. Ronson, who is the ex-'boyfriend' of the extremely troubled Lindsa...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy

Christina Aguilera Says She's Attracted To Lindsay Lohan's Ex Samantha Ronson Because SamRon Looks Like A Skinny, Ugly-Looking Boy

BOISE, Idaho - Christina was in Boise performing at a sold out concert at The Mashed Potatoes Arena. After the concert she was asked about the rumor that, since her separation from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jordan Bratman, she has been secretly da...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Husband Files For Divorce On Grounds of 'Irreconcilable Quasi Lesbianism'

Christina Aguilera's Husband Files For Divorce On Grounds of 'Irreconcilable Quasi Lesbianism'

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Singer, songwriter, dancer, actress, and some time housewife Christina Aguilera has just learned that her husband of nearly five years Jordan Bratman has filed for divorce. Aguilera, 29, according to a very close friend was report...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera divorces Batman

Christina Aguilera divorces Batman

Christina Aguilera (29) has confirmed she is to divorce her husband on the grounds of 'habitual lying,' if there is such a reason. She states on her website 'Jordan has lied to me all this time telling me he was a super hero with his own cave, bla...

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Funny story: Aguilera Seen at Clooney's Lake Como Villa

Aguilera Seen at Clooney's Lake Como Villa

Having had enough of "immature boys", as Christina was overheard saying on yesterday's first class flight into Milan, Ms. Aguilera has apparently moved on and moved up the maturity scale after being sighted today at George Clooney's Vila in Bellagio,...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Loves Her Sex Both Ways

Christina Aguilera Loves Her Sex Both Ways

Hot, sexy and outspoken Christina Aguilera admits she can love a woman, but the thought of living with one is out of the question. The hit singer is married, and seems to be bi-sexual rather than Gay, but I can't confirm that until I actually whit...

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Funny story: Naked Christina Aguilera Postpones Tour Until Next Year

Naked Christina Aguilera Postpones Tour Until Next Year

Since she only had two months to prepare, Christina Aguilera has postponed her 2010 tour until next year or her next hit song. So we say, next year it is. A representative of the singer took all his clothes off to his shirt and shorts and announce...

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Funny story: Light & Darkness: Christina Aguilera Interview - "She's back!"

Light & Darkness: Christina Aguilera Interview - "She's back!"

Light & Darkness, the fourth full-length English studio album by Christina Aguilera, is set to be released sometime this year. We interviewed Xtina on June 22, 2009 and she was very nice; we talked about the new album and other projects. -Hey Christina! Could you please tell us about your album? -(laughs) Yeah, hi! -Hi... So, tell us about your new album. -Yeah... My new album is calle...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Love Child: Orders Lip Reduction Surgury for Infant!

Christina Aguilera Pregnant with Mick Jagger's Love Child: Orders Lip Reduction Surgury for Infant!

In her duet with Jagger in "Live with Me," Christina Aguilera does the bump and grind with grandpa Mick, which has apparently lead to more than the two have admitted.

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera writes a letter to Brazilian government

Christina Aguilera writes a letter to Brazilian government

Christina Aguilera in an unprecedented move wrote a letter to the Brazilian government to raise their consciousness over the Brazilian prison system.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party

Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party

Britney Spears is having a party in her home. Little sister Jamie will be there. Paris and Nicole will be there. Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera will be there. All of the Hollywood starlets, royalty, and pop tarts will be there. There will,...

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Funny story: Alien inseminator suspected at Aguilera and Ritchie co-spawning

Alien inseminator suspected at Aguilera and Ritchie co-spawning

Los Angeles - (Reuterus): An extraterrestrial inseminator is the prime paternity suspect today following reports that Christina Aguilera and Nicole Ritchie both gave birth at the same time in adjacent delivery rooms and the Seedy Signs Maternity Clin...

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Funny story: Half Badger, Half Crocodile revealed to be Not Christina Aquilera

Half Badger, Half Crocodile revealed to be Not Christina Aquilera

Residents of a quite suburb in Miami FL, have breathed a collective sigh of relief following the announcement by Miami Dade PD that a creature discovered in the florida everglades is not singing windbag Christina Aquilera.

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Funny story: Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Million Dollar Babies In Utero

Full House star Jodie Sweetin and husband Cody Herpin, a set designer and actor, got the market going when they provided TMZ.com with the sonogram of the baby they are expecting next spring.

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Funny story: Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...

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Funny story: Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Christina Aguilera has announced that she and her husband (whose name is not important as no one remembers it anyway and she only married for his looks) are expecting their first baby. No due date has been announced, but it is guessed that the child...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Genuine Naked Pics: The Truth

Christina Aguilera Genuine Naked Pics: The Truth

A journalist for The Spoof was exposed as a charlatan today. The Writer, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was alleged to have produced misleading headlines in order to gain Internet ratings over his 'rivals', The Spoof's editors ...

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