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Funny story: Rihanna: I'm Taking No More Shit, Understand?

Rihanna: I'm Taking No More Shit, Understand?

The Grammy Awards are here already. Can you believe it? Seems like yesterday that Chris Brown was freaking out on Rihanna but maybe both will be there this year. "I will", stated a smiling Rihanna, as she appeared recently on the Ellen DeGeneres S...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Snubbed with News of Rihanna's New Dodger Boyfriend

Chris Brown Snubbed with News of Rihanna's New Dodger Boyfriend

Still trying to mend fences with his former plaintiff/victim girlfriend Rihanna, Chris Brown was shocked at the news that Los Angeles Dodger outfielder, Matt Kemp, has been dating her in recent weeks. Though Rihanna was not reached for comment on...

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Funny story: Rihanna Finally Admits That The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Actually Her

Rihanna Finally Admits That The Nude Internet Photos of Her Are Actually Her

HOLLYWOOD - After ten months of sheer and utter denial Rihanna has finally admitted that the nude photos which appeared on the Internet proporting to be of her are in reality actually her. Rihanna said that the reason she had denied it was because...

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Funny story: Kanye West and Chris Brown Tie For 2009's Biggest Loser of The Year Award

Kanye West and Chris Brown Tie For 2009's Biggest Loser of The Year Award

CHICAGO - The highly reputable celebrity magazine Celluloid Folks has just announced that their annual Biggest Loser of The Year Award For 2009 has gone to Kanye West and Chris Brown. The magazine's editor Livvi Livitsanou, 31, said that the magaz...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Tossed Off GMA But Chris Brown OK!

Adam Lambert Tossed Off GMA But Chris Brown OK!

Apparently kissing a guy on the stage is out but beating the crap out of someone is overlooked. ABC's Good Morning America, which canceled Adam Lambert's guest appearance last week, say Chris Brown will be allowed to respond to a tape from Rihanna...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Says "Rihanna She Be Lying"

Chris Brown Says "Rihanna She Be Lying"

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Chris Brown in town for a rap concert at The Cotton Pickin' Arena said that he is tired of people looking at him as if she is a bad guy or something. Brown said that Rihanna has been telling reporters that he beat her, and bi...

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Funny story: Rihanna: Being On National News After Being Beaten Up Not My Worst Incident

Rihanna: Being On National News After Being Beaten Up Not My Worst Incident

Singer Rihanna says that the Chris Brown incident was bad enough but there was something that happened to her when she was 12 that still haunts her dreams. She told this reporter that she was in Barbados where she was born and that she and some of...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Says He Wants To Star In A Roman Polanski Movie

Chris Brown Says He Wants To Star In A Roman Polanski Movie

OGALLALA, Nebraska - Hip-hop singer Chris Brown in town for a sell-out concert performance at the 214-seat Corn On The Cob Coliseum stated that he would like to someday star in a Roman Polanski directed movie. The 20-year-old ex-boyfriend of the p...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Says He Loves Rihanna More Than Food

Chris Brown Says He Loves Rihanna More Than Food

LOS ANGELES - Christopher Maurice "Chris" Brown has confided to his dentist, Dr. Lanny Wigglewinkle that even after all that he has been put through he still loves Rihanna; even more than food. Dr. Wigglewinkle said that Brown told him that now th...

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Funny story: Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

Oprah Near Death Following Chris Brown Sofa Attack

US chat show queen Oprah Winfrey is struggling for her life following a vicious assault by hip-hop star Chris Brown witnessed by an audience of millions. Brown was appearing on the Oprah's television show in an apparent attempt to salvage his repu...

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Funny story: Chris Brown's community service likely to involve graffiti removal

Chris Brown's community service likely to involve graffiti removal

LOS ANGELES - The Honorable Patricia Snegg, the judge who will sentence 20-year-old R&B singer Chris Brown for the beating of his girlfriend, Rihanna, is considering graffiti removal as an alternative to jail time, said sources with the Los Angel...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Pleads Guilty, Headed To The Big House

Chris Brown Pleads Guilty, Headed To The Big House

LOS ANGELES - Singer Chris Brown, ex-boyfriend of Rihanna has pleaded guilty to assaulting the Barbados-born singer and inflicting injury to her lips, nose, forehead, ego, eyelashes, vocal chords, and personality. Brown has maintained that he did...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Girl Scout Troop Beats Chris Brown to a Pulp

Brooklyn Girl Scout Troop Beats Chris Brown to a Pulp

NEW YORK CITY, NY - While strolling alone through a neighborhood in the Bushwick/Bedford area near Brooklyn, celebrity punk-ass Chris Brown was the victim of assault and battery by a group of girls including nine members of the Girl Scout Council of...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Getting Dissed In Group's New Song

Chris Brown Getting Dissed In Group's New Song

A song criticizing Chris Brown, "My Flow So Tight" is getting a fair amount of air play these days. The song is called by a little-known dance group called Smoke Jumpers. It features the repeated line: "Chris Brown should get his ass kicked around...

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Funny story: Chris Brown Publishes New Book on Dating Tips

Chris Brown Publishes New Book on Dating Tips

Planning a press release in conjunction with his "Not Guilty" plea in Los Angeles County Superior Court this week, singer Chris Brown announced his soon-to-be-published book titled "How to Date Women". Riding the wave of publicity surrounding the...

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Funny story: Rihanna And Chris Brown To Record A Duet

Rihanna And Chris Brown To Record A Duet

DETROIT - A spokesperson for singer Rihanna has announced that the Barbados-born beauty and Chris Brown will be entering a recording studio to record a duet. Rihanna who recently made headlines around the world when she accidentally tripped while...

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Funny story: Rihanna Reveals Her Bikini Line Tattoo

Rihanna Reveals Her Bikini Line Tattoo

CHICAGO - Rihanna fresh from taking Chris (Brown) back after her horrendous fall in which she received facial bruises, a swollen lip, a bloody nose, as well as various other scrapes, abrasions, and cuts says she has never been happier. She told Ka...

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