LONDON (Defecated News) - The recent rise in South London seems to have moved in a different direction. Black-on-black shootings have been replaced by Welsh-on-Irish Face Stabbings.
MacDonald's has announced the launch of their new burger the "Big chav". It is hoped that this will attract a larger number of people to their restaurants to boost declining sales. They have also announced a plan to create a baby sized...
Following the mass floods seen in parts of Gloucestershire new fears of a mass famine affecting chavs across the county have come to light.
Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...
Today in a run-down Glasgow suburb, a never-seen-before species of ned was discovered.
New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.
Its official! The ministry of transport have announced the findings of a year long study into the behaviour of the UK's drivers.
A man arrested for organising cruel fights between animals, has today been sentenced to five years in prison at Birmingham Crown Court.
There was an exciting two days of Grand Prix racing in Dudley this weekend, with competitors from all over the Black Country challenging for two world titles.
Contrary to a recent report in The Spoof, Hull is not at the edge of the world, but is, in fact, at the exact centre of the Universe.
The boy held for firing a gun in his local McDonalds has protested innocence today, claiming that he had no idea what he was holding and wanted to see what it would do.
The Deputy Chief Inspector of London's Metropolitan Police has today expressed serious concerns regarding the increase of random "Happy Wedgie" attacks being carried out on London's streets in recent weeks.
A 38-year-old man and his dog were attacked by a pit bull type toddler while walking in Ravenscliffe, Bradford.
An enterprising Scally from Liverpool is today 'coining it' as he organises coach trips for chavvy types to Devon, to let them run amok looting gear that's been washed ashore from that boat that's nearly sunk.
In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze.
Harder driving tests are being considered for road users in the United Kingdom it was announced by the Department of Transport today.
London - (Ass Mess): Thousands of disgruntled women queued outside Burberry's flagship store in Puddling Club Lane today demanding immediate cash refunds for the Xmas gifts that every sane British female of taste and discernment abhors: the chav...
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