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Funny story: South London Violence Take On New Twist

South London Violence Take On New Twist

LONDON (Defecated News) - The recent rise in South London seems to have moved in a different direction. Black-on-black shootings have been replaced by Welsh-on-Irish Face Stabbings.

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Funny story: Macdonalds announce new burger

Macdonalds announce new burger

MacDonald's has announced the launch of their new burger the "Big chav". It is hoped that this will attract a larger number of people to their restaurants to boost declining sales. They have also announced a plan to create a baby sized...

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Funny story: Chav Famine Threatens Gloucestershire

Chav Famine Threatens Gloucestershire

Following the mass floods seen in parts of Gloucestershire new fears of a mass famine affecting chavs across the county have come to light.

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Funny story: Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Conservative Leader Takes Hug-A-Hoodie "A Step Too Far"

Deranged Conservative leader David Cameroon is said to be taking his latest attempt to appeal to the working classes a step to far after staggering into the Conservative Party Conference swigging a bottle of White Lightning, smoking a roll up...

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Funny story: New sub-species of ned found

New sub-species of ned found

Today in a run-down Glasgow suburb, a never-seen-before species of ned was discovered.

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Funny story: Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!

Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!

New York - ASS-Press: - A youth has been detained following an altercation at All Saints Church, New York.

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Funny story: BMW drivers "Are wankers"

BMW drivers "Are wankers"

Its official! The ministry of transport have announced the findings of a year long study into the behaviour of the UK's drivers.

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Funny story: Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

Animal Fighting Organiser Gets Jail

A man arrested for organising cruel fights between animals, has today been sentenced to five years in prison at Birmingham Crown Court.

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Funny story: British Grand Prix News

British Grand Prix News

There was an exciting two days of Grand Prix racing in Dudley this weekend, with competitors from all over the Black Country challenging for two world titles.

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Funny story: Hull Reclassified As 'The Cradle Of Civilisation'

Hull Reclassified As 'The Cradle Of Civilisation'

Contrary to a recent report in The Spoof, Hull is not at the edge of the world, but is, in fact, at the exact centre of the Universe.

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Funny story: Youth Fires Gun In McDonalds: Claims He "Didn't Know What It Was"

Youth Fires Gun In McDonalds: Claims He "Didn't Know What It Was"

The boy held for firing a gun in his local McDonalds has protested innocence today, claiming that he had no idea what he was holding and wanted to see what it would do.

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Funny story: Happy Wedgie attacks on the increase

Happy Wedgie attacks on the increase

The Deputy Chief Inspector of London's Metropolitan Police has today expressed serious concerns regarding the increase of random "Happy Wedgie" attacks being carried out on London's streets in recent weeks.

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Funny story: Man attacked by pit bull toddler

Man attacked by pit bull toddler

A 38-year-old man and his dog were attacked by a pit bull type toddler while walking in Ravenscliffe, Bradford.

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Funny story: Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes

Enterprising Entrepreneur Salvages His Fortunes

An enterprising Scally from Liverpool is today 'coining it' as he organises coach trips for chavvy types to Devon, to let them run amok looting gear that's been washed ashore from that boat that's nearly sunk.

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Funny story: Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase

Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase

In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze.

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Funny story: Harder Driving Tests for UK

Harder Driving Tests for UK

Harder driving tests are being considered for road users in the United Kingdom it was announced by the Department of Transport today.

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Funny story: Burberry gifts 'insult to women's intelligence'

Burberry gifts 'insult to women's intelligence'

London - (Ass Mess): Thousands of disgruntled women queued outside Burberry's flagship store in Puddling Club Lane today demanding immediate cash refunds for the Xmas gifts that every sane British female of taste and discernment abhors: the chav...

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