New Yourk, NY - Paris Hilton has amazed family and friends in the past 6 months. From May to July she gained neary 50 pounds by eating an entirely vegetarian diet. (largely fried bananna and peanut butter sandwiches) She then tried the new Snicker...
Washington, D.C. -- The federal government released the results of an eight-month study into the digestibility of candy corn today.
There were tense moments in a recent meeting between Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez and Hollywood megastar actor Sean Penn over the dinner the two had at Chavez's home.
New studies show that the red, orange, and white parts of a candy corn all taste the same, despite popular belief. It is a common practice to bite each color individually in hopes of experiencing each flavor by itself.
1:00 a.m., in Ft. Lauderdale-- At the River House, Ron Paul was passing out candy before the debate and had a juice bar, and then everyone got ready for the debate. Then Ron Paul crossed the balloon line at the debate, it was red, white, and blue. And the party was at the next place by where Ron Paul was first meeting. The party was by the River House. Ron Paul saw a Ron Paul sign behind...
Following a study carried out by the Food Standards Agency in England, which shows there may be a link between artificial colours in candy and hyperactivity in children, President George W Bush has announced that brands such as Starburst, M&Ms and Ha...
The polar express: After years of speculation that Santa Claus might quit his job due to the rising heat, it has been confirmed that Santa is not the kind of guy that backs off. In an exclusive interview with the big ol' guy, Santa gets candy...uhm...i mean candid and reveals his future plans.
The oddball Brit artist known for his masterful pickled animals and brilliant diamond skull has revealed his newest work. "Licorice Candy," a collection of children's blocks painted with stripes, will be auctioned next week. Damien Hir...
The nations favorite sweets Liquorice Allsorts are set to be controversially banned under new rulings.
When average folk think of Disney, they envision cute animated and live-action films as well as the theme parks which have become modern-day meccas for the middle-class. For nearly a century, Disney has produced tantalizing eye candy to fulfill peoples' deepest and in some cases darkest desires, and Disneyphiles have eaten it up in droves.
Thursday afternoon the Humbled Ornate Masculine Organization (HOMO) made a press release stating Hershey's Nutrageous as the offical candy bar of the gays.
Werthers Originals, the delicious toffee based sweet, was today named in a government report as one of the main contributory factors in the rise of pedophile crime in the UK.
Somewhere where the walls have ears and light bulbs have eyes - Unconfirmed reports have surfaced that Reese Withspoon, star of screen and disheartening family tragedy, is drowning her sorrows with Pink
(Scottsboro, AL) - Fellow chocolate factory workers were startled when master candy maker Horance Burgance presented them with a chocolate bust of former Alabama head football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant. The bust, seen above, formed when a leak on the...
For over a year Mount St Helens has been threatening to blow her top. Today she did, raining down billions of colorful bite-sized candy shells with the chewy fruity centers upon the surrounding countryside complete with the Skittles signature fluore...
Mars Candies has been selected as the official ballet for the 2004 Presidential election. Each US registered voter will receive a bag of m&m candy that will contain one B for Bush vote and one K for Kerry vote. Voters are encouraged to share t...
Willy Wonka, that crazy singing king of candy, was accused Wednesday of putting Oompa Loompa children to work in his famous chocolate factory and abusing them.
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