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Funny story: Chavez, Penn Disagree About Dessert

Chavez, Penn Disagree About Dessert

There were tense moments in a recent meeting between Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez and Hollywood megastar actor Sean Penn over the dinner the two had at Chavez's home.

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Funny story: All parts of a Candy Corn taste the same

All parts of a Candy Corn taste the same

New studies show that the red, orange, and white parts of a candy corn all taste the same, despite popular belief. It is a common practice to bite each color individually in hopes of experiencing each flavor by itself.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Crosses the Balloon Line at the Debate

Ron Paul Crosses the Balloon Line at the Debate

1:00 a.m., in Ft. Lauderdale-- At the River House, Ron Paul was passing out candy before the debate and had a juice bar, and then everyone got ready for the debate. Then Ron Paul crossed the balloon line at the debate, it was red, white, and blue. And the party was at the next place by where Ron Paul was first meeting. The party was by the River House. Ron Paul saw a Ron Paul sign behind...

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Funny story: Bush blames Hariboy for Iraq turmoil

Bush blames Hariboy for Iraq turmoil

Following a study carried out by the Food Standards Agency in England, which shows there may be a link between artificial colours in candy and hyperactivity in children, President George W Bush has announced that brands such as Starburst, M&Ms and Ha...

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Funny story: Santa gets new outfit!

Santa gets new outfit!

The polar express: After years of speculation that Santa Claus might quit his job due to the rising heat, it has been confirmed that Santa is not the kind of guy that backs off. In an exclusive interview with the big ol' guy, Santa gets candy...uhm...i mean candid and reveals his future plans.

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Funny story: Art Not Gross, But Not Real Candy Either

Art Not Gross, But Not Real Candy Either

The oddball Brit artist known for his masterful pickled animals and brilliant diamond skull has revealed his newest work. "Licorice Candy," a collection of children's blocks painted with stripes, will be auctioned next week. Damien Hir...

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Funny story: Liquorice Allsorts to be banned!

Liquorice Allsorts to be banned!

The nations favorite sweets Liquorice Allsorts are set to be controversially banned under new rulings.

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Funny story: Disneyphiles abound

Disneyphiles abound

When average folk think of Disney, they envision cute animated and live-action films as well as the theme parks which have become modern-day meccas for the middle-class. For nearly a century, Disney has produced tantalizing eye candy to fulfill peoples' deepest and in some cases darkest desires, and Disneyphiles have eaten it up in droves.

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Funny story: Nutrageous Named "Offical Candy Bar of The Gays"!

Nutrageous Named "Offical Candy Bar of The Gays"!

Thursday afternoon the Humbled Ornate Masculine Organization (HOMO) made a press release stating Hershey's Nutrageous as the offical candy bar of the gays.

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Funny story: Werther's Originals blamed for rise in pedophile crime

Werther's Originals blamed for rise in pedophile crime

Werthers Originals, the delicious toffee based sweet, was today named in a government report as one of the main contributory factors in the rise of pedophile crime in the UK.

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Funny story: Reese Is Going To Pieces

Reese Is Going To Pieces

Somewhere where the walls have ears and light bulbs have eyes - Unconfirmed reports have surfaced that Reese Withspoon, star of screen and disheartening family tragedy, is drowning her sorrows with Pink

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Funny story: Alabama Chocolate Factory Worker Boasts Miracle Bust

Alabama Chocolate Factory Worker Boasts Miracle Bust

(Scottsboro, AL) - Fellow chocolate factory workers were startled when master candy maker Horance Burgance presented them with a chocolate bust of former Alabama head football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant. The bust, seen above, formed when a leak on the...

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Funny story: Mount St Helens Erupts Skittles

Mount St Helens Erupts Skittles

For over a year Mount St Helens has been threatening to blow her top. Today she did, raining down billions of colorful bite-sized candy shells with the chewy fruity centers upon the surrounding countryside complete with the Skittles signature fluore...

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Funny story: Presidential Election to Utilize m&m's - Tabulating Outsourced to Indonesia

Presidential Election to Utilize m&m's - Tabulating Outsourced to Indonesia

Mars Candies has been selected as the official ballet for the 2004 Presidential election. Each US registered voter will receive a bag of m&m candy that will contain one B for Bush vote and one K for Kerry vote. Voters are encouraged to share t...

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Funny story: Willy Wonka Accused of Sweatshop Practices

Willy Wonka Accused of Sweatshop Practices

Willy Wonka, that crazy singing king of candy, was accused Wednesday of putting Oompa Loompa children to work in his famous chocolate factory and abusing them.

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Funny story: Smarties sizing shocker

Smarties sizing shocker

In what is continuing to become one of the most shocking and disturbing occurrences of the new millennium so far, refuse disposal technician and sci-fi writer Dan Collins (28) discovered that not all smarties, are the same size, in fact yellow smarti...

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