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Funny story: Charles and Camilla: Marriage Not Legal!

Charles and Camilla: Marriage Not Legal!

The marriage between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles has been revealed as unconstitutional. Legal advice which Jack Straw tried to cover up has been leaked to The Spoof's Royal correspondent, Morse. Under the Marriage Act of 1836 and the...

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Funny story: Camilla, Prince Charles' Main Squeeze, Breaks Leg

Camilla, Prince Charles' Main Squeeze, Breaks Leg

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, fell as she stepped into a rabbit hole whilst hill walking in Scotland. Camilla is now sporting a 'plaster' on her leg (a 'cast' to our American and Candian readers). She was apparently looking adoringly into the e...

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Funny story: Camilla/Gerry McCann/Jon Venables a self-inflicted New Labour wound bookies reckon

Camilla/Gerry McCann/Jon Venables a self-inflicted New Labour wound bookies reckon

Cyberspace - (One Fluke Over the Cuckold's Nest): It's a fifth wedding anniversary present to Charles and Camilla from internet spread betting giant Aintgottasprayer.con. And it identifies the Duchess of Cornwall's DNA as the toxic genome blighti...

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Funny story: Watch Your Step Camilla Told

Watch Your Step Camilla Told

Scotland - (Arse Over Tit Mess): A harmless bit of legover fun has seen Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, plastered all the way up to her left kneecap following a tumble in the Birkhall rutting shed. The 69 year-old apparently fell off the wagon two d...

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Funny story: Duchess Of Cornwall Breaks Leg

Duchess Of Cornwall Breaks Leg

It's just been announced that the Duchess of Cornwall has broken her left leg whilst hill-walking in Scotland. Critics have slammed hill-walking as an extremely dangerous pursuit with hazards such as rabbit holes and cow-pats making broken legs a com...

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Funny story: Dog Whisperer Prepares for Toughest Challenge: Taming Camilla During UK Tour!

Dog Whisperer Prepares for Toughest Challenge: Taming Camilla During UK Tour!

Caesar Millan, the Mexican Millionaire, who made his fortune taming some of the planet's ugliest and worst tempered hounds, says he's ready to take on his biggest challenge after he answered a "Mercy Call" from Buckingham Palace concerning Camilla P...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Closed After Tourist Mauled By Camilla

Buckingham Palace Closed After Tourist Mauled By Camilla

Buckingham Palace has been closed to visitors after a tourist was mauled by Camilla, wife of Prince Charles. The incident happened in the state banqueting rooms during a guided tour. Several times in the past visitors have been attacked by minor m...

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Funny story: Kilburn residents' disgust at Camilla visit

Kilburn residents' disgust at Camilla visit

London - (Freeloaders): Residents of North London's top crime enclave are up in arms at the Duchess of Cornwall's visit this Wednesday amid fears of territory poaching by the royal benefits scrounger. Billed as an official visit to the police's Sa...

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Funny story: British Lingerie Model Jodie Marsh Engaged To Nina Her Hairdresser

British Lingerie Model Jodie Marsh Engaged To Nina Her Hairdresser

WEMBLEY, England - One of Britain's most famous lingerie models Jodie Marsh has announced that she has become engaged to her hairdresser known as Nina. The 31-year-old Marsh, who has a very muscular body, said that out of all the men and women who...

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Funny story: Camilla wins "Queens" contest in Vegas

Camilla wins "Queens" contest in Vegas

According to news reports from a little known British Tabloid, The British Barter, the Queen was upset about the actions of her son's wife. She has yet to call Camilla her "daughter-in-law and simply refers to her as "my son's wife". Reports sh...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Injured In Riding Incident!

Prince Charles Injured In Riding Incident!

A report out of Britain this morning stated that Prince Charles was badly injured after being thrown off late last night by Camilla Parker-Bowles. "I don't mind the rough ride" stated Camilla to reporters this morning, "and all that 'Taily Hole!'...

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Funny story: 'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'

'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'

Forget 'Chupacabras', the dreaded 'goat suckers' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World's Overweight Population: Pishtacos! Law enforcement agents in Lima today discovered wha...

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Funny story: Camilla Does It With Craig Revel Horwood (The Cha Cha Cha That Is)

Camilla Does It With Craig Revel Horwood (The Cha Cha Cha That Is)

LONDON - The Duchess of Cornwall did a fairly good job on her cha cha cha dance number which she performed with Strictly Come Dancing Judge Craig Revel Horwood at London's St. Chips Welsh Primary School. The Duchess dressed in a blue dress, black...

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Funny story: Camilla now in "race" row

Camilla now in "race" row

In a bad month for the Royal Family Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Wales and future Queen, has become involved in a race row. In a move which surely be greeted with dismay by Prince Charles, she has refused to award the prizes for the "three-le...

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Funny story: Lottery cash to restore Parker Bowles vagina

Lottery cash to restore Parker Bowles vagina

Clarence House - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Heritage Lottery Fund has given £487,500 towards the £725,000 transformation of the Duchess of Cornwall's vagina after her disastrous 2007 hysterectomy operation. A Clarence House spokesman s...

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Funny story: Camilla Bella Preggers, Guess Who's Daddy!

Camilla Bella Preggers, Guess Who's Daddy!

According to the leprechauns in my head, Camilla Belle is pregnant and is claiming that the father is Twilight heartthrob, Robert Pattinson. Belle is reportedly 2 and a half months along, Pattinson has still not been told. The two actors have...

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Funny story: Camilla's nude pix go missing - were to have been part of 60 gifts for Prince Charles' birthday

Camilla's nude pix go missing - were to have been part of 60 gifts for Prince Charles' birthday

LONDON: Camilla Parker-Bowles -AKA - the Duchess of Cornwall's plans to surprise her husband with 60 different gifts on his 60th birthday came a cropper when it was discovered that a book containing nude pictures of the Duchess has gone AWOL. The...

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