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Funny story: GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr...

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Funny story: CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer jealous that Anderson Cooper better debate host

CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer jealous that Anderson Cooper better debate host

ATLANTA - In what has been deemed the most amusing debates in the history of debates, CNN Anchor Anderson Cooper has been given two thumbs up for his performance not only by his colleagues but by his competition. Even Bill O'Reilly chimed in and...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. to raid the next Republican presidential debate

Occupy Wall St. to raid the next Republican presidential debate

LAS VEGAS - Although Las Vegas is far from New York City, organizers are working straight through the next couple of nights to insure that Occupy Wall is 'well represented.' Some protestors are flying, some are driving, and others are walking really...

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Funny story: Rick Santorum promises to show up for the upcoming Republican primary debate

Rick Santorum promises to show up for the upcoming Republican primary debate

WHEREEVER HE LIVES - Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum has been beyond frustrated that his intention to run for P.O.T.U.S. has not been taken serious enough. Recent statistics show that all Republican primary presidential candidates...

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Funny story: White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...

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Funny story: Space Shuttle Launches Safely, Reports Disappointed CNN, MSNBC.

Space Shuttle Launches Safely, Reports Disappointed CNN, MSNBC.

Flight Commander Mark Kelly blasted Space Shuttle Endeavour into space this morning without incident, disappointing the major TV news agencies, which already started making title cards and recording cello music for the special "Tragedy For Endeavour"...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Wants Entire Show Makeover to Compete with Anderson Cooper

Piers Morgan Wants Entire Show Makeover to Compete with Anderson Cooper

Piers Morgan has told producers of his new show Piers Morgan Tonight that he'd like to conduct his interviews standing up and has asked for a complete set makeover to accommodate the change. Ever since Morgan got a prime time slot on CNN's evening...

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Funny story: CNN Dumps Kathleen Parker - Keeps Elliot Spitzer and Wants To Hire Heidi Montag To Replace Parker

CNN Dumps Kathleen Parker - Keeps Elliot Spitzer and Wants To Hire Heidi Montag To Replace Parker

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that most political talk show connoisseurs did not see coming, CNN has fired the co-host of their highly touted Parker-Spitzer Talk Show Kathleen Parker. A spokesperson for CNN stated that the CNN higher ups (aka the 'Sui...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Attacked In Cairo, Egypt - Says He Felt Like He Was In Detroit

Anderson Cooper Attacked In Cairo, Egypt - Says He Felt Like He Was In Detroit

CAIRO, Egypt - CNN talk show host and International spokesperson for Dos Equis Beer Anderson Cooper was verbally, physically, mentally, and even geographically attacked by an angry mob of angry mob members in downtown Cairo. Cooper, who with his s...

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Funny story: America asks - Who is Piers Morgan?

America asks - Who is Piers Morgan?

After it was announced that Larry King will be replaced by Piers Morgan on CNN, millions of Americans asked the question - Who is Piers Morgan? Well after several minutes of investigative journalism the Spoof can now reveal everything an American...

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Funny story: CNN finally confirms Larry King was just a dessicated mummy - replaces him with waxy Piers Morgan

CNN finally confirms Larry King was just a dessicated mummy - replaces him with waxy Piers Morgan

NEW YORK, NEW YORK: Struggling network CNN has finally confirmed what America already knew - that 105-year old prime-time TV interviewer Larry King died long ago and his embalmed, shiny body posed on a hidden puppeteer's knee had been masquerading a...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Shocking Announcement - "It Will Be Palin & Beck In 2012"

Sarah Palin's Shocking Announcement - "It Will Be Palin & Beck In 2012"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what has been billed as the largest gathering of white folks since the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck proved that they can hip and hop and rip and rap like the best hip hoppin' rip rappers in the...

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Funny story: BBC's Guy Goma To Replace Larry King on CNN's 'Live'.

BBC's Guy Goma To Replace Larry King on CNN's 'Live'.

In a stunning move, CNN has announced that former BBC 24 presenter and Apple Corps. technical guru Guy Goma will replace Larry King on 'Live', when the host is vanquished by the Halliwell sisters in fall, 2010. Gonads, 41, who has a business degre...

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Funny story: CNN to Piers Morgan: "Why Worry? Replacements Always Do As Well As The Original on Television!"

CNN to Piers Morgan: "Why Worry? Replacements Always Do As Well As The Original on Television!"

Piers Morgan, one of the judges on the U.K.'s "X-Factor; The Cheryl Cole Experience" is being courted by CNN to replace "Live" host and former Dead Sea Scroll author Larry King. But, sources say, Piers is balking, because he is afraid that a replacem...

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Funny story: Larry King abdicates throne to marry American divorcee Marge Simpson; King hereafter known as Duke of Windsor

Larry King abdicates throne to marry American divorcee Marge Simpson; King hereafter known as Duke of Windsor

Larry King, reigning monarch of CNN, yesterday announced his decision to abdicate in order to marry divorcee Marge Simpson, currently separated from longtime husband Homer Simpson of Springfield. King's decision came as a shock to many millions w...

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Funny story: Pope And Queen Deny Rumours Their Seeking Larry King's CNN Replacement

Pope And Queen Deny Rumours Their Seeking Larry King's CNN Replacement

CNN are looking for a replacement for the ever ageing Larry King, after hosting Larry King Live on the cable network for over 25 years. Rumours are rife that Queen and the Pope have sought to move in on the vacant chair. The Catholic Church fee...

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Funny story: Gap Employs 2,700 Indonesian Children to make black tee shirts for Anderson Cooper

Gap Employs 2,700 Indonesian Children to make black tee shirts for Anderson Cooper

Jakarta - Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, president of Indonesia has designated 15 elementary schools in and around downtown Jakarta to immediately stop all academic activities and begin full time in the processing the black ink and fabric required to make...

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