LONDON - With her wedding date fast approaching Kate Middleton has started to get somewhat nervous as evidenced by the fact that one day last week at a dinner party in Buckingham Palace honoring the Minogue sisters, Dannii and Kylie, she inadvertentl...
Prince William is said to be 'furious' after his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, allegedly upset his wife-to-be, the commoner Kate Middleton. The row took place in Buckingham Palace late one evening, sources say, and resulted in Miss Middleton st...
In a shock announcement, HRH Queen Elizabeth the Second has declared that she will be putting Buckingham Palace on the market this spring, at an asking price as yet undisclosed. This move has come at a time of hardship for the Royals: two wedding...
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew, the Duke of York has praised the British education services with the quoted comment, "In the UK, we have the best geography teachers in the world!" The Duke of York has also railed at British anti-corrupt...
Unsuspecting Colonial Tourists narrowly averted death today after panic arose at the Changing of the Guards when a horde of recent asylum seekers rushed the palace gates as they were opened for the changing of the guards! While details are still h...
LONDON - One of the most famous or infamous females to ever come out of Spain has confessed to her hair stylist Señor Olé Olé Olé that she would like to visit Buckingham Palace. Señor Olé Olé Olé asked her to please bring him back a photo of one o...
LONDON - One of Saudi Arabia's most experienced underwear bombers Hadri Abu Knacka Knicka was apprehended in Buckingham Palace. Alert palace guards were able to ascertain that the individual who was acting strangely and walking even stranger actua...
LONDON - Mollie King and Una Healy, singers with the British all-girl band The Saturdays were thrilled to learn that they will be performing a command performance for the queen mother herself Elizabeth II. The Saturdays first hit single entitled "...
The Queen's Birthday Party descended into chaos yesterday and had to be prematurely broken up as a massive food fight broke out between the guests and their hosts. A source told me that the party, attended by heads of state, and various celebritie...
Buckingham Palace has been closed to visitors after a tourist was mauled by Camilla, wife of Prince Charles. The incident happened in the state banqueting rooms during a guided tour. Several times in the past visitors have been attacked by minor m...
Detectives are investigating an incident in which Prince Andrew allegedly struck gold while driving into Buckingham Palace yesterday. The Grand Old Duke of Yorkie Bar reportedly made the strike as a policeman held him up at the Palace gates to gro...
LONDON - On the heels of the successful PBS documentary, "Monarchy - The Royal Family at Work," Buckingham Palace today announced that Queen Elizabeth II's cherished Corgi dogs will star in a documentary of their own, "Big Hearts, Small Bladders - Th...
LONDON - Top political reporter Andy Market stunned Prime Minister Gordon Brown during a live conference by asking him if he took any kind of pills in order to help him get through the hectic day. The British prime minister gave Market a stern loo...
Buckingham Palace - 'er family haven deserted 'er fer the Dee-Doy weekend and haven been uninvited t' official services in France, Queen Elizabeth commemorated the occasion of the 65th Anniversary of t' Dee-Doy landing, alone by 'erself at palace.
The leader of the Royal Family has said he will not attend a Buckingham Palace garden party. Prince Philip said he had 'no wish to embarrass the Queen' at the event. He had been invited to attend by his four children, and speaking from outside the...
On the day following the Buckingham Palace security breach where two journalists from the News of the Smut were found calmly sitting in the Royal Motorcade Car, yet another security breach has been discovered in H M the Queen's residence. In the e...
A chauffeur was suspended today by Buckingham Palace, after claiming to have had access to highly sensitive facts about the personal lives of a female member of the Royal Family, and leaking them to the press. Charles Windsinghor, aged something,...
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