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Funny story: Brazilian Genius Explained

Brazilian Genius Explained

Physicists have explained one of football's most spectacular goals. Brazilian Roberto Carlos's 1997 free kick against France curved so sharply that it left goalkeeper Fabian Barthez standing still and looking puzzled. Now, a study published in...

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Funny story: A Full-Figured Paris Hilton Responds To Pregnancy Questions

A Full-Figured Paris Hilton Responds To Pregnancy Questions

SAN PAULO, Brazil - Hollywood socialite and queen of Hollywood's glitter glam world pranced up and down the runway at The Annual San Paulo Fashionista Fashion Show Extravaganza which was held at The Brazil Nuts Convention Auditorium. The famous bl...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Follows Brazilian Team to Rio after Loss, Told to Go Home

Paris Hilton Follows Brazilian Team to Rio after Loss, Told to Go Home

Bikinis packed, check. Sunglasses packed, check. Ticket to Rio. Check. Invitation to give some much needed consolation to those hunky Brazilian players? Not so fast there Paris. Your flight has been grounded. Feeling bad about her favorite team lo...

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Funny story: Brazil Economists Say Brazil Loss is Victory for Brazil Economy

Brazil Economists Say Brazil Loss is Victory for Brazil Economy

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - While almost every Brazilian is saddened by the stunning loss of their team to the Netherlands in the quarter-final match, economists in Brazil are celebrating unabashedly, claiming that the loss has a decidedly silver lining...

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Funny story: Brazil Crash Out - Arjen Robben Slated

Brazil Crash Out - Arjen Robben Slated

After taking an early lead on a pitch which looked like it was under attack from moles, the brilliant Brazilians went down 2-1 to a Dutch team who were berated throughout the match for cheating by a female Brazil fan who we can't name but who wasn't...

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Funny story: Male Soccer Fans Praying for Paraguayan World Cup Victory After Model Promises to Parade Nude in Front of Them

Male Soccer Fans Praying for Paraguayan World Cup Victory After Model Promises to Parade Nude in Front of Them

Although Paraguay is not picked as the favorite to win the World Cup, after news broke today that a famously buxom lingerie model from Paraguay has promised to run around the World Cup Stadium naked if her country wins the World Cup, male fans have b...

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Funny story: Brazil to mimic England system

Brazil to mimic England system

Brazil head coach Carlos Dunga is said to be leaning towards adopting a rigid 4-4-2 system for the remainder of the World Cup. It is said that he has been swayed to the merits of the system by the success of footballing minnow England, who manage...

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Funny story: Plucky North Korea Stun The Boys From Brazil

Plucky North Korea Stun The Boys From Brazil

People predicted a walkover in this game for the magnificent Brazilians, but it didn't quite work out as planned. From the outset, Korea - who train in a public gymnasium - looked like they meant business. Even as the teams lined up for the nation...

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Funny story: Brazilian footy team give Zimbabweans something to laugh about, or?

Brazilian footy team give Zimbabweans something to laugh about, or?

The Brazilian Footy team entered Zimbabwe at their peril today and offered 50.000 Zimbabweans something to laugh at, or not? Zimbabwe these days is no laughing matter with multi-millionaire scoundrel, dictator and general arse-hole, Robert Mugabe,...

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Funny story: Pele World Cup Tee Shirt Warning

Pele World Cup Tee Shirt Warning

PM David Cameron today elected to stop sitting on his hands and do something useful for a change by warning football fans of a certain age that wearing Pele tee shirts could lead to mockery and ridicule. Insisting that he be understood to be perfe...

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Funny story: Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil

Partial Skeleton of Amazon Woman Found in Brazil

Sao Paulo Brazil: Dr. "Indiana" Jones while searching in the Brazilian Jungle, along the Amazon River, for an ancient pre-Columbian city of gold has found the remains of a large woman. This find may produce the first tangible evidence that the legend...

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Funny story: Brazilianed Bolivian Waitresses Go Commando At Spoof Writers Summit-or-Other

Brazilianed Bolivian Waitresses Go Commando At Spoof Writers Summit-or-Other

La Paz - (Pasta La Fista): Dozens of brazilianed Bolivian waitresses working at the annual Spoof writers conference this week are believed to have 'gone commando' following new hygiene requirements. Shop steward Ms Juanita Colon said that catering...

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Funny story: Team Brazil Says That They Want No Part Of Alleged Womanizer John Terry

Team Brazil Says That They Want No Part Of Alleged Womanizer John Terry

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - The Brazilian national soccer team has just announced that they are no longer negotiating to trade for Chelsea and England star John Terry. A spokesman for Team Brazil Gustavo De La Mantequilla said that the last thing th...

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Funny story: World Cup Draw - The Group Of Death

World Cup Draw - The Group Of Death

Group G is officially the World Cup 'Group Of Death' matching up Brazil, North Korea, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast) and Portugal. Brazil v Portugal promises to be interesting, because although both countries share a common language, there is little...

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Funny story: Currant Football Headlines: Brazil Unveils Wonder Boy

Currant Football Headlines: Brazil Unveils Wonder Boy

It is generally accepted that Brazil has the lion's share of outstanding football talent. With Pele, Ronaldo (the original, not the Portugese Thai lady-boy) and Ronaldinho not to mention Robinho and the various newcomers to the scene, talent has n...

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Funny story: UFO mothership crash 'sucked power' out of Itaipu dam

UFO mothership crash 'sucked power' out of Itaipu dam

Sao Paulo - (X-Files): Nearly 100,000 Brazilian depilation salons were plunged into darkness on Tuesday, bringing bewildered customers to their carpet-burned knees as a huge power outage hit the country. Reports blamed the Brazil Air Farce for a c...

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Funny story: Brazil's Amazon Rainforest Burns Completely Down

Brazil's Amazon Rainforest Burns Completely Down

MANACAPURO, Brazil - The world's leading scientists are trying to figure out how in the world Brazil's Amazon Rainforest managed to catch fire and burn completely down to the ground. Professor Verbicarpo San Lobo of Rio De Janeiro's Amazonia A&...

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