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Funny story: Katie Price v Kerry Katona KO Fight

Katie Price v Kerry Katona KO Fight

ROUND 1 Katona punches Price on the face, spitting blood out. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and Price stands up. Price:''Kerry you b****!, Ill beat the s*** ouut of you!''- she said. Price delivers a punch below, she misses, Katona hits Price's fake tits with an uppercut, Price took a mandatory count of eight again. Price is wobbly, Katona goes below and punches her vagina. Again Price went do...

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Funny story: Harrison 'sorry' for hitting Haye

Harrison 'sorry' for hitting Haye

Audley Harrison has sensationally apologised to David Haye for hitting him with the only blow he landed during their World heavy weight Championship bout, at the M.E.N Arena in Manchester. Harrison was contrite having thrown the straight left in h...

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Funny story: Audley Harrison: Beating homeless man will prove my greatness

Audley Harrison: Beating homeless man will prove my greatness

Audley Harrison has insisted he will seal his position as one of the greatest boxers of all time when he steps into the ring next week. Harrison, who has been criticised in the past for choosing unchallenging fights, will face a 63-year-old homele...

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Funny story: Ricky Hatton Cocaine Torment Serialisation To Be Handled By Max Clifford

Ricky Hatton Cocaine Torment Serialisation To Be Handled By Max Clifford

Publicist Max Clifford has said that he, and he alone, will help former world boxing champion Ricky Hatton through his cocaine torment, after it was revealed the boxer was keen to sell his story to raise some badly-needed cash. Hatton, 31, who ha...

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Funny story: David Sedaris Releases New Book, 'Boxing for Pain'

David Sedaris Releases New Book, 'Boxing for Pain'

David Sedaris, famous Santa's Elf, has written another life experience book that takes him in a surprising new and unexpected direction. As with his other books there are stand-alone chapters with hilarious stories; hunting and cooking truffles, arg...

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Funny story: Don King's Family Reveals It's A Dead Chia Pet On His Head

Don King's Family Reveals It's A Dead Chia Pet On His Head

The family of Don King, the boxing promoter with the strange hair, revealed today that it is actually a dead Chia Pet on his head. King has long been recognized for his straight up, strange hair style that adds at least eight inches to his height.

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Funny story: Penis McFlypaper In Controversial Fifth Round Bangkok KO

Penis McFlypaper In Controversial Fifth Round Bangkok KO

World Cruiserweight Champion Penis McFlypaper retained his crown last night here in Bangkok in controversial circumstances after KO-ing Welsh challenger Blethyn 'Brickhead' O'Jones in Round 5. It looked good for Penis McFlypaper as he made a spect...

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Funny story: Ass Hole Bilboa To Fight Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts In Vegas

Ass Hole Bilboa To Fight Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts In Vegas

Middleweight Championship contender Ass Hole Bilboa will be fighting reigning champ Anal (Whizz Bang) Roberts in Vegas in September according to promoter Don Kiddick. It's a fight that many fight fans thought they'd never see as Anal (Whizz Bang)...

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Funny story: Jack Johnson Crowned Heavyweight Champion of the World

Jack Johnson Crowned Heavyweight Champion of the World

Jack Johnson sensationally regained his heavyweight crown last night with a hard fought points victory over Rocky Marciano. Johnson won a victory for senile old folk as he became the oldest champion in history. The 186 year old led on points all the...

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Funny story: Tributes Pour In For Harry Carpenter

Tributes Pour In For Harry Carpenter

The world of sport was united once again in grief today as it was announced that legendary boxing commentator Harry Carpenter has passed away. Famous for the catchphrase "Ya know what I mean 'Arry" which was actually said not by Carpenter but by f...

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Funny story: Wladimir Klitschko v Hasim Rahman recap, two years on

Wladimir Klitschko v Hasim Rahman recap, two years on

Wladimir Klitschko against Hasim Rahman will happen 13. December 2008. On Saturday, December 13, at the SAP Arena in Mannheim, Germany on television on HBO. Wladimir Klitschko (51-3) is to defend his IBF / WBO-in number five ranking against Hasim Rah...

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Funny story: Tyson Will Fight Again

Tyson Will Fight Again

Confirmation that former world heavyweight champion, and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson is to stage a sensational fight comeback has been aired on live TV this morning. In an interview with Harry Carpenter Jnr, of SkySpots, he said, "People who thin...

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Funny story: Gordon The Bastard Brown v John The Power Prescott

Gordon The Bastard Brown v John The Power Prescott

Ever since Ken Buchanan the former World Lightweight Boxing Champion announced he wants to make a comeback at the age of 65 Boxing authorities have been trying to organise a Pensioners World Boxing Championship. Now Boxing Authorities have been as...

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Funny story: The Pensioners World Boxing Championships

The Pensioners World Boxing Championships

Scottish Boxer Ken Buchanan who was World Light Weight Champion from 1970-72 is planning a comeback at the age of 65 so boxing authorities are now considering a World Boxing Championship for pensioners so you must be 65 or more to compete. Former...

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Funny story: Boxing Bans Bearded Boxers

Boxing Bans Bearded Boxers

Bearded Boxers have to be banned from taking part in boxing competitions because they find it difficult to scratch an itchy face if their hand is in a boxing glove. The Amateur Boxing Association of England recently ruled that all fighters had to...

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Funny story: Manny Pacquiao To Fight Australian Champion

Manny Pacquiao To Fight Australian Champion

Manny Pacquiao, the WBO world lightweight champion boxer, whose welterweight bout against rival Floyd Mayweather Jnr on March 13 was cancelled because of a row over blood testing, will now fight the Australian welterweight champion instead. The fi...

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Funny story: Mayweather Drops Fight with Pacquiao

Mayweather Drops Fight with Pacquiao

Following failed attempts to place drug testing measures and additional training restrictions on Manny Pacquiao in advance of the highly touted "Fight of the Decade", Floyd Mayweather's management team has announced their preference to drop the fight...

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