Dwyane Wade called the Celtic guard nasty names after the first game of the NBA season. Using the old 'sticks and stones' aphorism, Rondo declined to be offended by the harsh characterization of saying Rondo had a "punk play" arsenal. After being...
Duct tape saved Apollo 13 and now must save the 2013 Celtics. Donnie Darko Milicic said his weak wrist not only has been weak for a week, but that he will use more tape to save himself for the season. Little known to fans is that the Celtics re...
Doc Rivers of the Boston Celtics dishes out the ball like Rajon Rondo. He ignores Ray Allen. When the late Celtic #20 took his disparaging comments to a Boston media maven named Jackie MacMullen and ranked the Celtics as purely rank, they were fig...
The Celtics had a tradition last season of having only one person wear a specially colored sneakers. It is usually Paul Pierce or Rajon Rondo, and last season they wore a bright green sneaker. The idea seemed limited. Perhaps it was in a rotation...
Christmas is over for the Celtics. Dionte Christmas, which is not quite like Little Christmas, has been cut by the Boston Celtics in time for the holidays (Halloween upcoming). Little Christmas arrives in January, but Dionte Christmas leaves in O...
He is not always dressed in a camel's hair with a leather belt, nor does he hang out at the River Jordan, but he does own a camel's hair jacket and a leather belt, and spends a great deal of time hanging around the River Charles. We speak of KG, S...
If you belong to a certain generation, you can sing it-but it could be rapped as well. The old song was performed by Bing Crosby, The Four Lads, and now the Boston Celtics. The Celtics are in Turkey, hoping they will not end up a fancy turkey...
At first New England Patriot fans suspected that their team had caught a bad virus from the Red Sox. The first half against the Bills looked putrid. Welker and Gronkowski fumbled and dropped catches. Gostkowsky missed a couple of field goals, and...
The sharp shooting guard Ray Allen will have no part in the Miami Heat organization after an overnight visit with the professional basketball team went "fucking terrible." Allen, who won his first NBA championship title with the Boston Celtics, is...
After he was resoundingly ridiculed in midseason when Tommy Heinsohn compared his shot blocks to legendary superstar Bill Russell, it was only a matter of time before Greg Stiemsma went west. His hair reminded fans of Larry Bird, but blond Stiemsm...
Only Ray Allen may be able to sympathize with Wes Welker. The Celtics ownership did to Ray what the Patriots ownership did to Wes. Whatever fancy words emanated from the front offices of those two Boston franchises, the truth was neither player...
Boston fans are always prepared. Today they are preparing for the return of Ray Allen to the TD Garden in a Miami Heat uniform. With the news that Dwyane Wade will need surgical repair and will be out for 8 weeks, it would appear that Ray Allen wi...
Kevin McHale may pass to Danny Ainge. It won't be the first time. Those two have played pass and shoot more often off court than on. Kevin McHale, coach of the Houston Rockets, may again ride to the rescue of the Boston Celtics. He seems to like c...
Fab Melo has a name that everyone can love. The only exception to the Boston Celtics draft pick would seem to be the faculty at Syracuse University. Melo seems to seem as sweet as a rose by another name. Fab's academic record at a great universit...
With the reported deal to sign a contract with the Boston Celtics for three years, many Boston basketball fans see a new contract for Kevin Garnett's services as a life sentence. Though Kevin Garnett will not be showing up at the contract signing...
Celtics fans may wish the team would make like Elvis Presley singing, "Hound Dog," when it comes to making banjo eyes to next season's team. Instead, it looks like the Danny Ainge will be humming, "How Much is That Doggie in the Window?" Brando...
If you want to know what Rajon Rondo is thinking, ask OKC Thunder center Kendrick Perkins what he is thinking. If you want to know what Kevin Garnett is thinking, ask his former Timberwolves coach Flip Saunders who worked the postseason as a speci...
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