LITTLE ROCK - People all over the country are sitting on front porches, backyard decks, and driveways and wondering what in the world did the state of Arkansas do to cause such a environmental upheaval as it is currently witnessing. The Lieutenant...
Las Vegas, Nevada -- At their annual convention, Twitter birdies (you know, the ones who transport and deliver the tweets) voted to demand higher pay, but they also indicated that they'd be willing to see the tweet limit expanded to 150 characters f...
Oronithologically speaking, a scientific breakthrough was reported by Cialis today when it was revealed that in a controlled study involving one hundred male Red-headed Woodpeckers, all taken from nests at puberty and given one Cialis pill a day for...
Over-doses of mercury found in birds (as in feathered kind) are turning them into homosexuals! A survey was made amongst a flock of White Ibises (pretty gay anyway) in Florida and their gay behaviour was caused by large amounts of mercury found in...
A five year old canary, from Leyton Buzzard, has been today awarded the congressional medal of honour for saving his owner from a would be sex attack. The canary, named Murray, flapped in the face of fear and repeatedly defecated on the attacker u...
The BP oil corporation announced today that according to their scientists, engineers, and researchers - who apparently are smoking whatever their erstwhile "fearless" leader Hayward was imbibing - that fishies and birdies, and, indeed, all of God's c...
Amazon- Researchers investigating the contents of bird feces made an amazing discovery Friday. For years that little white speck on the top of bird droppings has confounded observers the world over. Shing Ding Dong Valdez, a researcher and avid bi...
There was uproar last night in Fickleworth, as angry villager's swamped a local town meeting. Geoff Atterton, local bird fancier and ornitholigist, had organised a talk for his monthly group, the Fickleworth Bird Lovers Society, by the Royal Socie...
California Condors released into the wilds, high above the beach line, feed on carrion like dead deer or seals. The southern and central coastline is the Condor's former habitat and biologists expected the few birds that were released to thrive.
A single white dove has won this years Nobel Peace prize in a shock announcement from the Norwegian Nobel Committee, only to be brutally killed moments later. Gary, a white Columba livia domestica, or white domestic pigeon, was hand picked from ov...
Oil is not nice stuff if you are a bird. It gets in your feathers, after which you either get eaten, starve or drown. However if you are a car, it is extremely nice stuff - vital in everything that constitutes driving - fuel, engine oil, brake flu...
Users of Twitter, the social networking service, were disappointed to see a service delay recently. Many panicked. They needed to send and receive their messages (tweets)! Up to this point, the true cause of the problem remained a mystery. Bu...
At a small limestone quarry in Lee County, Alabama, there is a new digger that may change the face of mining stone, and the paving of roads forever. John Johnson is the foreman of the dig and with the help of the improved extraction method; his sm...
Life seemed great for retiring Birders who moved to the Aviary Antebellum Estates in 2001 thru 2004. Located next to a huge water fowl migrating area the estate was ideal for seeing dozens of species daily. The home owners association spent m...
An informer who broke ranks with a highly respected bird charity has been revealing the dark secrets of how the organisation covertly slaughtered millions of birds it was supposed to be protecting. According to Joey Calipso, the charity lost its w...
Biologists in Wyoming's famous Cheyenne Think Tank believe they have solved a major problem with the nations mail service by breeding pigeons and buzzards to carry 90% of the nation's cards and letters. "This will free up the US Post Office to eli...
Boris, a 16 pound tabby from Eugene, Oregon, has caught and eaten dozens of song birds over the last nine years. During the last few years his meow has changed from a gruff kitty to a melodious meow with notes and cadence similar to the Western M...
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