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Funny story: Gates admits 'Revenge' against cop

Gates admits 'Revenge' against cop

Bill Gates has admitted for the first time that he still holds resentment against the traffic policeman that arrested him for speeding. And that was in 1978!...

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Funny story: Bill Gates is Skint!

Bill Gates is Skint!

The financial markets of the world are bracing themselves for an economic nosedive into depression as Bill Gates revealed on Monday he actually has no money.

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Funny story: Google Outbids Microsoft for Dow Jones

Google Outbids Microsoft for Dow Jones

In what is perhaps the most astonishing bidding war in corporate history, Google today offered $10 billion for Dow Jones & Company, topping a $7.5 billion bid from Microsoft and earlier bids from Virgin and News Corp...

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Funny story: Steve Jobs of Apple Announces Mac on a Chip

Steve Jobs of Apple Announces Mac on a Chip

Steve Jobs announced today that Apple has pulled off another technological feat, putting everything that goes into a Macintosh computer onto a single chip. The new series of computers will be called the iChip.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Still Not Running for President

Bill Gates Still Not Running for President

Bill Gates continues to deny rumors that he will enter the 2008 race for President. Earlier hints that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might run prompted speculation that Gates would enter the race.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Sues Plastic Surgeon

Bill Gates Sues Plastic Surgeon

Microsoft Corporation founder and richest person in the world Bill Gates has filed a lawsuit against Seattle, Washington plastic surgeon Doctor Gordon P. Mengele, alleging gross negligence and malicious malpractice.

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Funny story: Bill Gates to Take On Microsoft

Bill Gates to Take On Microsoft

Bill Gates announced he is coming out of retirement to head up the new start-up called "Macrosoft" in his bid to compete with the software giant Microsoft, the company he founded.

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Funny story: Swedish grandfather claims Bill Gates plagiarism

Swedish grandfather claims Bill Gates plagiarism

Jan Sorhlbaad is no ordinary Swedish grandfather. From first appearances, his modest (albeit damp) home and family are what you might expect. However shocking reports arrived today that could bring down the very fabric of society - yes, Microsoft its...

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Funny story: Google Reveals it has Actually Been Microsoft all Along, Begins Charging for Everything

Google Reveals it has Actually Been Microsoft all Along, Begins Charging for Everything

Users of the popular search engine Google, today, were surprised and alarmed to find their familiar search page altered, almost beyond recognition.

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Funny story: "Tough Sailing Ahead For Microsoft," Says Chairman Gates. Cites Lack Of Intellectual Property To Pirate.

"Tough Sailing Ahead For Microsoft," Says Chairman Gates. Cites Lack Of Intellectual Property To Pirate.

"Microsoft is marching through rough waters," said a somber but belligerent William Gates, founder and principle shareholder of Microsoft at the annual shareholders' meeting held today in the Peoples Hall Of Friendly Progressive Socia...

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Funny story: Bill Gates named 'Ninja of the Year'

Bill Gates named 'Ninja of the Year'

WASHINGTON - Microsoft chairman Bill Gates received a boatload of honorary awards Tuesday, including the much-coveted Ninja of the Year accolade from the Japanese prime minister.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

Bill Gates Admits He is Bat Boy!

LAS VEGASS, NEVADA - (GEEKNOOZ) Standing in front of 25,000 attendees of the 25th Annual GEEKTECK 2007 Show, Bill Gates, Owner and Board Chairman at Microsoft (NYSE:MFST), announced...

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Funny story: Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.

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Funny story: Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Buys Four Seasons Hotel

Bill Gates Buys Four Seasons Hotel

Bill Gates, in a surprise move yesterday bought The Four Seasons Hotel chain through his investment group Cascade. Saudi Prince Al-Waleed. Group are also investors in the move.

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Funny story: Tim Hardaway's Anti-Gay Comments Spark Bill Gates' Shocking Admission

Tim Hardaway's Anti-Gay Comments Spark Bill Gates' Shocking Admission

On the heels of Tim Hardaway telling ESPN radio, "I hate gay people," Bill Gates has followed suit, admitting to Larry King: "I hate nerds."...

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Funny story: Bill Gates becomes ruler of Earth!

Bill Gates becomes ruler of Earth!

In a stunning move, today Microsoft chair Bill Gates purchased the isle of Tonga giving him control of 51% of the earth's surface.He immediately moved the capitol of the U.S to Redmond Washington, dissolved congress and had President George Bush...

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