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Funny story: Princess Kate Denies That She and Prince William Are Naming Their Baby London Fog Mountbatten-Windsor

Princess Kate Denies That She and Prince William Are Naming Their Baby London Fog Mountbatten-Windsor

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune recently spoke with a personal bodyguard of Kate Middleton. And this individual who could not give out his name due to United Kingdom Royal Bodyguarding Protocol rules revealed that he knows more about P...

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Funny story: Prince William Lets It Slip That Kate Is Having A Boy

Prince William Lets It Slip That Kate Is Having A Boy

LONDON - When it comes to keeping secrets, Prince William is pretty much in the same league as Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower. And although Wills, as Simon Cowell calls him, does not possess a whistle, he does possess the inability to keep...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Both Want To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Both Want To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California - New mother Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Kanye West were enjoying dinner at The Silly Sardine Seafood Diner while Mama Kardashian (Kris Jenner) watched little North West back at her home in Beverly Hills. As Kim an...

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Funny story: Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

Olympian Gives Birth On Trampoline

A Russian gymnast, in training for the upcoming Olympic Games, went into labour on a trampoline yesterday giving birth to a bouncing baby boy. Unaware that she was pregnant, Elena Kulakov had been carrying on with her demanding training regime in...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Discloses That Kanye West Has Already Written 9 Songs About Baby North West

Kim Kardashian Discloses That Kanye West Has Already Written 9 Songs About Baby North West

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian says that she is thrilled that she has finally had her baby so that she can start doing sit ups, push ups, and jumping jacks and get her fantastic figure back. She said that having a baby was not as bad as Jessica Simp...

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Funny story: A Very Pregnant Jessica Simpson Reveals Her Amazing Cravings

A Very Pregnant Jessica Simpson Reveals Her Amazing Cravings

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson says that she has just about gotten used to being habitually pregnant. She told Celebrity Globe's Pia Confetti that she doesn't know how OctoMom AKA Nadya Suleman could possibly have had 14 kids. Simpson, who is 32...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Finally Reveal The Baby's Name

BEVERLY HILLS - Family and friends of Kim and Kanye had a field day trying to figure out what the unmarried couple was going to name their new baby girl. Well after all kinds of speculation about names that ranged from Annaquenetta to Kimkaneesha...

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Funny story: Beyonce Advises Kim Kardashian To Dump Kanye West

Beyonce Advises Kim Kardashian To Dump Kanye West

CUCAMONGA, California - Beyonce performed at a sold out concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show she spoke backstage with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine. Beyonce expressed to Miss Dupree how proud she was about her good friend...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To A Baby Girl

Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To A Baby Girl

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West wanted for his and Kim Kardashian's baby to be born in San Francisco but Mama Kardashian (Kris Jenner) had her way and the Kardashian-West baby girl child was born in Beverly Hills at The Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

Kim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Kanye West Announce The Name of Their Baby Girl

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most photographed couples on the Left Coast, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, were seen shopping for baby clothes at a fashionable and expensive as hell baby store on the infamous Rodeo Drive. Kim, who according to Kanye,...

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Funny story: Pyongyang News says Kate baby's gone down the pan

Pyongyang News says Kate baby's gone down the pan

North Korea - 'Princess Kate water birth goes tragically wrong' was the headline on Pyongyang News Tonite** as the North Korean national broadcaster played film footage of a baby 'flushed down the pan'. Notoriously picky about which news stories t...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Proclaims Her Baby Bump Is Prettier Than Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump

Jessica Simpson Proclaims Her Baby Bump Is Prettier Than Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump

SANTA MONICA - Jessica Simpson has always been the type of self-centered individual who constantly strives to top whatever the next person has done. She has done that with music, movies, personal hygiene products, and now with her baby bump. Si...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Announces She's Giving Her Sister Kate Middleton a Baby Shower

Pippa Middleton Announces She's Giving Her Sister Kate Middleton a Baby Shower

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has made it quite clear that she is going ahead with her plans to give her sister Kate a baby shower no matter what Queen Elizabeth says. According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency the royal queen when told of the baby sho...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants to Have a Baby

Justin Bieber Wants to Have a Baby

California-Justin Bieber wants to have a baby with a surrogate to save an estimated $55 million dollars. Bieber's financial advisor gave him the $55 million dollar estimate based on a total which includes lawyer's fees for himself and any future w...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, were recently spotted in the trendy Rodeo Drive baby store Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff giving way to speculation that Dobrev is with child. The supermarket...

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Funny story: Joe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America

Joe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America

MINNEAPOLIS - Jessica Bennett, mother of 19-month old Jonah Bennett, is thrilled that the man who slapped her baby could end up serving one year in prison. Mrs. Bennett spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Joe Rickey H...

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Funny story: Baby Showers Banned In Massachusetts Until Further Notice

Baby Showers Banned In Massachusetts Until Further Notice

STOUGHTON, Massachusetts - Members of the Stoughton Police Department are still shaking their heads over the free-for-all melee that took place at a baby shower which was being held at The Clam Chowder Club in downtown Stoughton. SPD Spokesperson...

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