Apple has announced its next must-have personal accessory, the iBalls. Marketed mainly at men, the iBalls will let users determine the gender, looks and intelligence of their children. Combining a mobile version of The Sims game, and genetic in...
Two scientists working at a laboratory in Oxfordhire claim to have cloned themselves, resulting in a totally new life form. The creature is like a miniature human being, at less than 50cm long and weighing just 3.5kg. Dr Quentin Nerd and fellow...
Not content with reeling beneath a malevolent cloud of volcanic ash, besieged Brits are now under the savage onslaught of malevolent baby-buggies. Following a successful damages claim lodged against a leading baby-buggy manufacturer involving a ch...
Authorities in China have arrested people working in a hospital in eastern China after the discovery of 21 dead babies found in yellow bags. The bags were washed ashore and some of them were marked medical waste,written in Chinese of course it was no...
Memphis, Tennessee is celebrating the birth of the Blues. Ms. Birtha Blue gave birth by C-Section, Saturday to twelve healthy babies and the Dr. who delivered them was holding a press conference regarding their delivery. "St. Josephs' hospital is...
Colorado Springs, CO - Heterosexual babies - cute, cuddly, maybe even precious. These were the descriptors most chosen by a group of five hundred respondents to a poll conducted by the Christian organization Focus on the Family. Survey particip...
Food maker, Bull & Fence is to discontinue a biscuits range for babies which was found to contain Food. The Children's Food Campaign discovered it was among more than 50 products with higher-than-suggested levels of Food. Obesity The Foo...
At a clinic in Dorchester and another in Oyster Bay, New York, in the USA, doctors are now routinely diagnosing unborn babies with mental disorders including ADHD and Bipolar as well as a newly defined disease, Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder (based on...
Bellflower, California - It is a little known secret that few, if any women, are willing to tell, but that psychiatrists (along with other social service providers) that are court mandated to report such instances. That there is a certain segment amo...
Philadelphia PA-- It turns out babies are incredibly stupid! That is the opinion of Dr. Barbi Doll of the University of Pencilvania. Dr. Doll just completed a 20-year study of babies from every income and ethnic group. She concluded human babies a...
The usually limit on litters in the animal kingdom is about eight. Normally this may come after previous broods but that usually means the previous offspring are off on their own. A Los Angeles mammal with the help of fertility experts from Frankenst...
The woman who gave birth to octuplets this past week has six other children born a little over a year ago and never expected to have eight more when she took fertility treatment, her mother said. Angela Saleman said her daughter expects a big cha...
Baby Food Scientists in Sweden have come up with an idea to keep the ood in tablets, which can then be easily and safely fed to babies. Professor Nappy from the Institute told us: 'This is a great idea, instead of mush in jars, or having to mash u...
Springfield PA-- The Food and Drugged Administration quickly put in a recall today on baby food made in China. The food is sold under the brand name Yummy Baby. It was found to be manufactured from ground up Chinese babies and considered unfit for hu...
Lucy from Dartford writes, I cheated on my husband - only once - but I'm disgusted I could do that to the man I love. I'm 34, he's 35 and we've been together nine years, married for just two. We are very happy, which is what makes it all the worse. I went away for a what was supposed to be a spiritual weekend with work. I found I was pretty good at a lot of the tasks and the teacher singl...
Padua Italy -- The newborn twins of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie married each other in a bizarre wedding ceremony early today. The 4-day old twins, Knox and Vivienne, were paid $1 billion each for the wedding photos.
In a surprise announcement, French Actress, Angelina Jolie has given birth to quadruplets. The incident happened at Lenval Hospital in Nice, France where the babies were delivered by Caesarian section on Saturday night. All four babi...
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