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Funny story: PM appointment 'illegal' warns Pain

PM appointment 'illegal' warns Pain

Parliament could face legal action over Labour leader Gordon Brown's appearance at Prime Minister's Question Time. The weekly pantomime show always features Labour Ministers who are admitted fraudsters and liars, plus plenty of Tory MPs of the sam...

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Funny story: Immigrants Rush To Join BNP

Immigrants Rush To Join BNP

Following a change to its constitution the British National Party has been swamped with applications for membership from immigrants. Recent arrivals to the UK have identified the BNP as the one party where they can truly make a difference. In a few w...

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Funny story: Radical Islamist to Lead Unprecedented March

Radical Islamist to Lead Unprecedented March

A radical cleric is to lead 5000 extremists in an unprecedented march across London, it was announced today. The cleric, known best for his calls for Shari'ah Law and the death penalty for failure to possess a prayer mat, will lead his followers f...

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Funny story: British Nasty Party List: Two Charged

British Nasty Party List: Two Charged

Two people have been charged with the little known offense of 'helping the public good' by revealing the contact details of members of the British Nasty Party. The former nazi scumbags saw the light and decided to show just how far the evil right...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin Left Red-Faced Over Food Blunder

Nick Griffin Left Red-Faced Over Food Blunder

British Nationalist Party leader Nick Griffin was left red-faced after claiming popular British delicacy, black pudding, is a product of "black culture" and that famous savory 'Spotted Dick' shows the "rise of the Gay Mafia". Griffin's ill-advised...

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Funny story: BNP changes its name to improve its image

BNP changes its name to improve its image

The BNP has decided that it needs to change its name. Nick Griffin said that due to the unfair treatment of the BNP by the UK media, the name had been unfairly linked to cheap racism. He wants a name that truly reflects the party's members and what t...

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Funny story: BNP Red White and Blue Rally: Headline acts revealed

BNP Red White and Blue Rally: Headline acts revealed

This months Red White and Blue festival by the British National Party has been muted for a long time as just another get together by nazis, closet leather clad homosexuals, uncaged animals and the sort of scum seen regularly on the terraces of Britai...

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Funny story: BNP changes name following Euro Parliament performance

BNP changes name following Euro Parliament performance

Following the snubbing received from fellow members of the European Parliament at the opening of the new term of the European Gravy Train, newly-elected MEP and head of the BNP, Ron Nasty, has decided to rename his party. Mr Nasty has instructed a...

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Funny story: BNP Leader Denies Being A Fascist

BNP Leader Denies Being A Fascist

British Numpty Party leader Dick Sniffin denies that he is a fascist. Speaking on Johnny Marr's BBC show "Jangly Guitar Politics On Sunday Morning" he claimed that he actually despised fascism. "All that marching in uniforms and arm bands, it's not f...

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Funny story: BNP leader threated with jail if he takes his Euro MP's seat

BNP leader threated with jail if he takes his Euro MP's seat

The leader of the BNP and newly-elected Euro MP, Ron Nasty, has been threated with jail even before the new European Parliament session begins next week. The speaker of the House of MEPs, Dutch MEP Dimme Whitte has told Mr Nasty, in no uncertain t...

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Funny story: BNP Admit "We Were Wrong. Foreigners Are Not That Bad"

BNP Admit "We Were Wrong. Foreigners Are Not That Bad"

The British Numpty Party has announced that it is to disband following the discovery that some foreigners are actually quite nice. Party leader and MEP Dick Sniffin said "I arrived in Europe with a very aggressive and insular attitude. I hated everyo...

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Funny story: Romanian boat from Belfast sunk - BNP's Griffin & Ex PM Thatcher in dock

Romanian boat from Belfast sunk - BNP's Griffin & Ex PM Thatcher in dock

Following his 'sink the immigrant boats' statement yesterday and the devastating loss of over 200 people on a Ferry from Belfast to Liverpool, Fuhrer Nick Griffin of the BNP and elderly Ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher were immediately arrested wi...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin In Europe. Diary

Nick Griffin In Europe. Diary

Monday Met up with Andrew for our journey to Brussles. On the Eurostar train and nobody else in the same carriage. I congratulated Andrew on his booking an empty carriage. "Er, actually boss it's an empty train. Nobody wanted to travel with us." I laughed at his wonderful joke. Tuesday Went out for a drink in Brussels. But there was a shortage of beer. Every bar I came to didn't have...

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Funny story: BNP Members Can Only Count Up To 1

BNP Members Can Only Count Up To 1

BNP members can only count up to 1 and have no sense of humour, a recent study found. BNP leader Dick Sniffin was asked to count up to three. "er...one....er...one....another one". This poor showing illustrated just how dumb their organisation really...

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Funny story: "Sink Immigrants' Boat" Says BNP Leader

"Sink Immigrants' Boat" Says BNP Leader

British Numpty Party leader Dick Sniffin says that the Royal Navy should slaughter immigrants at sea. "Killing a load of foreigners at sea is exactly what made Britain great in the first place" said Mr Sniffin. Such claims have caused an uproar. S...

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Funny story: BNP to open membership to millionaire Darkies and the slitty of eye but not to Russell Brand!

BNP to open membership to millionaire Darkies and the slitty of eye but not to Russell Brand!

In a bid not to be taken to court and thrown in the chokey or gaol - BNP leader Nick Griffin; no relation to Peter Griffin, but equally as corpulent has agreed to let all sorts of exotic people into his party, but has refused Russell Brand. Nick...

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Funny story: BNP Face Legal Challenge

BNP Face Legal Challenge

The British Nasty Party is to face a legal challenge. It has been alleged that their manifesto "I'll Punch Your Fucking Head In" may discriminate against nice, decent people. Terry Woolley of pressure group Liberals Against Many Extremists (LAME)...

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