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Funny story: English netball team to form their own army

English netball team to form their own army

In London it has just been announced that the English Netball team will endeavour to establish their own military style army so as to promote the sport among young girls in the UK. Wendy Upper-Class-Twit, chairwoman of the British Netball Associa...

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Funny story: Yardie Army?

Yardie Army?

As everyone knows, a significant number of British Army troops have been killed or injured in Iraq and Afghanistan which has left the army somewhat depleted. MOD sources confirmed that the British Army is considering a recruitment drive in J...

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Funny story: Mushy Peas - A View from the Colonies

Mushy Peas - A View from the Colonies

FROM: MORSE Special Agent, 525 MI Group, RVN, United Sates Army (ret)...

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Funny story: Skegness Family Finally Get Closure

Skegness Family Finally Get Closure

A Skegness family who have suffered over 60 years of abuse and ridicule over their Grandfather's conviction and execution for treason have been told by the MoD that it was 'All A Big Mistake'.

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Funny story: Soldiers Strip Off in Norway Bar and Receive Complaints

Soldiers Strip Off in Norway Bar and Receive Complaints

Shocked Ministry of Defence officials were today left reeling after several British Commando's went completely commando in a bar and patrons actually complained.

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Funny story: Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting

Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting

Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan from where he has been serving on the front line of the British Army facing the Taliban, one of the most ferocious foes on this planet.

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Funny story: Prince Harry In "UK is Pants" Shocker

Prince Harry In "UK is Pants" Shocker

Returning hero, Prince Harry, has caused a stir by branding his homeland as pants!...

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Funny story: Servient Tenement

Servient Tenement

When W W I, 1914-1918, began, Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, was quoted to have said, "… a war with which we had nothing to do… (He warned Americans to) be impartial in thought as well as action." However, Los Angeles Examiner, April 3. 1917, headline goes: 'War! Says Wilson; Big Army Wanted'. Some have condemned the United States' entrance into World War I, in 1918, as an 'unwise departure fr...

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Funny story: The ABCs of the Bush years

The ABCs of the Bush years

A is for: Abramoff, autocracy, army, Afghanistan, anger, Abu Grhaib, anti-abortion, Anthrax, Armageddon, armor plate, AWOL B is...

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Funny story: UK Crisis - Queen Broadcasts to the Nation

UK Crisis - Queen Broadcasts to the Nation

London, England (AR) As Big Ben struck 9 PM on the first night of curfew the streets of London were eerily quiet, but most Londoners were anyway glued to their televisions for Her Royal Highness the Queen's official announcement, the full text of...

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Funny story: Pack Master I

Pack Master I

QM Mule Pack Unit, stationed next to cavalry battalion, had more than 100 mules. They were used for transporting supplies to rugged terrains. The man in charge of this unit was a full pack of oddities. He, when young, had graduated from the Army Veterinary Assistant School. His last assignment, before retirement, was Pack Unit Master.

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Funny story: Equestrian VIII (Epilogue 1)

Equestrian VIII (Epilogue 1)

On the other hand, no sooner the meeting was over, the NCOs and men, through grapevine, discovered good and bad news about 345. Good news was no grounding needed. Bad news, Rufus's letter to Army Veterinary Dept. However, they knew 345's days were numbered, so everybody tried to contribute to his cause. First thing they did was doubling 345's barley and dried alfalfa. Grooming was car...

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Funny story: U.S. Armed Forces Order 40,000 Robots! Troop Withdrawal to begin Immediately!

U.S. Armed Forces Order 40,000 Robots! Troop Withdrawal to begin Immediately!

Baghdad, Iraq - Pentagon Officials today announced the procurement of 40000 Robot soldiers, named the XP7.

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Funny story: iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

How nifty is the new iphone?! It does everything. You can phone your friends, text message them, email them, chat with them; listen to your music, watch your movies, surf the web; use the built-in swiss army knife to open beers, and 8 or 9 later stab a friend; and otherwise pretend that technology is making your more rather than less social. All in that with a touch-sensitive screen in a little sm...

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Funny story: Military Recruiters Using Sex to Entice Young Men to Join

Military Recruiters Using Sex to Entice Young Men to Join

It has been alleged that one Cincinnati Ohio High School, Marine and Army recruiters are luring young men into the military with promises of sex.

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Funny story: British Army Blamed For 'Death Badgers'

British Army Blamed For 'Death Badgers'

British forces in Iraq have come under fire from Iraqi civilians after rumours that they had introduced ferocious, man-eating badgers onto the streets of Basra in the south of the country.

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Funny story: Bush Wagging the Dog on the Animal Channel

Bush Wagging the Dog on the Animal Channel

Hollywood, Ca (IP) - George Bush will appear in an upcoming episode of Animal Tales on the Animal Channel where he will play the part of a dog's tail wagging the dog.

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