Century City, California - Adam West is now King West, courtesy of the unanimous vote of all the other has-been action heroes throughout television history. He is the first to have the title. It started as a routine meeting of some of Hollywood's...
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Bromantically linked Chaz Bono and his chronically naked bosom buddy Matthew McConaughey were jailed last night after Brentwood police were summoned to the beach to investigate a call concerning "flame throwers and bongo drums."...
In an ironic twist, actor Anthony Perkins was killed by an unknown assailant last night while showering. He was 84. Prematurely reported as dying from AIDS in the early 90's by Breitbart news, Perkins recently emerged from oblivion and made the rou...
HOLLYWOOD - Mickey Rourke, the 56-year-old actor who staged an amazing 14-year comeback after an up and down roller coaster career in acting, boxing, and music has announced that he is retiring from the film industry. The Schenectady, New York na...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Labour's sordid Trash-for-Honors fiasco has reared its ugly head again with the news that Lord Levy's former solicitor is acting for the hapless Home Orifice stooge accused of leaking 'stuff' to Tory immigration mi...
Faron Dylan, (not his real name) who quit his job six months ago as an X-Ray Technicion to go full time into acting, has to dedicate himself to studying movies while lying on the couch watching old Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and reading old scripts...
Not content with targeting gay people (sometimes called lesbians or homosexuals) the Church of England is now targeting thespians throughout the country. Archbishop Richard Head - Dick to his friends - of Telford has condemned thespians throughout...
The Brian Blessed school of acting in Accrington Stanley shut its doors for the last time today. The school, opened by Brian Blessed the famous mountain climber, actor, and shouter was the first performing arts school in Accrington in 1970. A dow...
Psychopath Sean Slater of the BBC soap, Eastenders, has been lifted by 'The Ol' Bill' for Crimes To Acting. The Psycho-turned Romeo-turned Psycho-turned Loverat-turned Father-turned Psycho-turned Fiance-turned Psycho Sean, was arrested amid wild s...
Steven Gerrard, the captain of Liverpool FC, has decided to become an actor.
Following news that Faye Tozer from lamented popular beat combo Steps is playing Eva Cassidy, we can exclusively reveal that H from the group now has a new gig.
Hollywood was rocked by recently published findings indicating what no one ever dared suspect: that vacant starlet Kate Bosworth, 25, is capable of more than two facial expressions.
Brussels, Belgium - Scientists at the Brussels Center for Van Dammian Cultural Advancement (or BCVDCA, which means "Pitiable Oxen" in Belgian) have released the results of a recent battery of scientific tests indicating that Belgian born st...
After a merciless onslaught of criticism from everyone in the world, including Amazonian pygmies, Inuit hermits and even babies not even born yet, Brian Blessed has given in and admitted that he is a very crap actor indeed
Hollywood, California - Responding to lucrative recruitment offers by Republican operatives, recent graduates of America's top acting schools, as well as veteran celebrity actors and actresses, have been signing up, in droves, as...
Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn are teaming up yet again in hopes of another summer blockbuster. The team have enjoyed much recent success with the surprise hit "Dodgeball". Audiences raved about their comedic interplay, and this didn't e...
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