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Funny story: Sharp Reversal - Jesus Endorses McClain-Palin

Sharp Reversal - Jesus Endorses McClain-Palin

Heaven-GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin appeared radiant after another behind-closed-doors meeting with, as she termed it: "My Savior." Earlier confirmed reports stated that Jesus had given the McClain-Palin ticket a thumbs down. Th...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Endorses John McCain

Dick Cheney Endorses John McCain

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Dick Cheney has endorsed Senator John McCain. When McCain was told of this he replied, "No! no! no! ah shit! no! no! no! damnit! I spent five and a half years in a POW camp! shit! first Bush endorses me and now t...

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Funny story: "Big Mac" & "The Rack" And The Blame Game Begins

"Big Mac" & "The Rack" And The Blame Game Begins

HELL, Michigan - Well it is official. The 'blame game' has finally kicked off. Insiders for the McCain-Palin campaign report that the GOP 'in-fighting' has already started. An aide close to John McCain has revealed that McCain has already made so...

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Funny story: Space Junk Crashing to Earth on Election Day

Space Junk Crashing to Earth on Election Day

A refrigerator once used on the International Space Station is due to come crashing to Earth on Election Day. McCain and Obama have both been notified of this event and are pushing their voters to vote early. The projected path is Los Angele...

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Funny story: A Florida Hanging Chad or a lynching

A Florida Hanging Chad or a lynching

I don't know about you, but for me wearing a noose is never politically correct, not even on Halloween. It's 9:30 PM on Halloween. The poll workers have counted the totals for the day (over 1700 votes), cleaned up the room and got ready for the next day of early voting. One of the few white pollworkers pulls a noose around his neck and sticks a name tag on his chest with "CHAD" handwritten on...

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Funny story: President Bush: I'm Voting For Barack Obama

President Bush: I'm Voting For Barack Obama

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a move that has sent shock reverberations throughout the McCain-Palin campaign, President George W. Bush has stated that he will be voting for Senator Barack Obama. The president told CNN's Wolf Blitzer that there are several...

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Funny story: Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

Arnie really is the Terminator: Coup Planned

Rumours are rife that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering a bloodless coup if Senator Barack Obama is elected President on Tuesday. The former "Terminator" is so incensed at the prospect of a half Kenyan blowin from the 'burbs getting u...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross recruited to McCain Presidential Campaign

Jonathan Ross recruited to McCain Presidential Campaign

Washington DC, USA - It has been revealed that the controversial British TV presenter Jonathan Ross has been recruited by the Republican Party in an attempt to boost the flailing presidential campaign of US Senator John McCain. "My agent called m...

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Funny story: Sponsorship from hell: Osama endorses Obama

Sponsorship from hell: Osama endorses Obama

It has only been twelve hours since the bombshell audio tape was handed to Aljazeera TV's office in Peshawar, Pakistan, but the tremors generated by the recording are being felt across the length and breadth of the American political landscape, if no...

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Funny story: "Undecided" Voters Ask to Postpone US Election

"Undecided" Voters Ask to Postpone US Election

A group representing "Undecided" voters has petitioned the Federal Election Commission to postpone the US election for a month, in order to give them more time to make up their minds. Ann B. Valent, spokesperson for the group said "Although this...

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Funny story: A Good, Clean Fight

A Good, Clean Fight

The main lights blazed on, making the wrestling ring the focus of everyones attention. The announcer strides purposefully to the middle of it. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mixed weight division fight for the championship of the Presidency!" barked the announcer to the rabid crowd in the arena. "On our right," he gestures towards toward a corner, "we have Barack Obama and his sidekick J...

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Funny story: Awesome November astrology could throw US presidential election into chaos

Awesome November astrology could throw US presidential election into chaos

London - (Cosmic Mess): As the moon conjoins the planet Pluto in its Sagittarius/Capricorn crossing this weekend ahead of an awesome Saturn/Uranus opposition in Virgo/Pisces this Tuesday fears are growing that the ensuing chaos could well throw the e...

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Funny story: Democrats Find Key To Winning Christian Vote

Democrats Find Key To Winning Christian Vote

After years of struggling to get the evangelical vote, the Democratic party have finally worked out a way to reach out to those crazy Christian voters. Their election strategy is to subtly use the idea of the "rapture" and the second coming of Jesus...

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Funny story: An Obamable McPalin Did You Say?

An Obamable McPalin Did You Say?

Many question the monstrous amounts of money both Presidential candidates have been putting out for their campaigns when everyone is already familiar with them. Both McCain and Obama have spent millions promoting themselves, yet their words and i...

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Funny story: I feel like a man. I voted.

I feel like a man. I voted.

"I feel like a man," said my 19 year old nephew after casting his ballot the other day. He'd waited on line three times to vote, each time having to leave for class or some other obligation. Finally he waited an hour and a half and did it. He voted on each initiative, and chose among 13 presidential candidates, then spoke to me cogently about his choices. That little boy is now a man...

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Funny story: US Quadrillenial Halloween Costume Contest Approaches Conclusion

US Quadrillenial Halloween Costume Contest Approaches Conclusion

Washington DC. We are approaching the final week of the exciting national Halloween costume competition, which is held once every four years. This year, the competition is as fierce as ever, with many great costumes and outfits on display. But it'...

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Funny story: Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Republicans Proclaim Nov 4th Dia de los Muertos Republicanos

Arlington National Cemetery, Arlington, VA - The Republican Party has decided to celebrate in anticipation of a massive defeat at the polls on November 4th by proclaiming Election Day 'Day of the Dead Republicans'. "We Republicans don't like...

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