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Funny story: Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

Stupid Terrorist Flies Hang-Glider Into Side Of Building - "He fluttered to earth like a dead butterfly!" Say Witnesses

New York City - Witnesses here stared in curiosity today as a man on a hang-glider smashed into the side of a New York City skyscraper, wounding one and killing one. Both of them him.

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Funny story: Terror Group Claims To Be Behind Britain's Pea Souper

Terror Group Claims To Be Behind Britain's Pea Souper

A hitherto unknown terror group "Misty Action Warriors" is claiming that it is behind the dense fog that is causing havoc all over Britain.

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Funny story: Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.

Homeland Security Announces "Shoot on Sight" Policy.

As a follow up to the recently announced "Automatic Targeting System" by the department of Homeland Security, government officials released what they see as the next step in a process designed to rid the world of terrorists, trouble makers,...

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Funny story: Security questioned after Stormont Terrorist Drama

Security questioned after Stormont Terrorist Drama

Security was tightened at Stormont buildings in Belfast after a convicted terrorist was apprehended by two security guards.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police

Jesus Christ shot dead by anti-terrorism police

Scotland Yard was yesterday forced to apologise after shooting dead the Second Coming of Our Lord And Saviour, Mr Jesus H Christ.

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Funny story: Four Year Old Sam Adams Called Terrorist By Bob Woodward

Four Year Old Sam Adams Called Terrorist By Bob Woodward

(Washington, D.C.) Four-year-old Sam Adams, recently stopped from boarding a United Airlines flight in San Diego because his name matches a Sam Adams on the Transportation Security Administrations' "no-fly" list, might just be a terrori...

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Funny story: George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War

George Bush Repents and Admits He Has Been "Very Bad and Dishonest" About the Iraq War

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Just two weeks before the Congressional elections on November 7 which are expected to hand Congress over to the Democrats, President George Bush suddenly developed a conscience and admitted that he has been "very bad and dishon...

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Funny story: Terrorists Are Training Stingrays to Attack Americans & Coalition Members

Terrorists Are Training Stingrays to Attack Americans & Coalition Members

In new, yet unconfirmed Osama video delivered by a dolphin to the Miami Coast Guard station, bin Laden states, "We have convinced stingrays that Americans and their coalition allies are evil and must be destroyed."...

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Funny story: Disney-ABC to take over Washington DC

Disney-ABC to take over Washington DC

Hard on the heels of their controversial "docudrama", which has almost universally been seen as inaccurately portraying the Clinton administration's response to acts of terrorism perpetrated by al Qaeda, Disney is attempting to redress...

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Funny story: 'Rowling worse than Osama' - FBI

'Rowling worse than Osama' - FBI

Lily Pond Lane, The Hamptons, Long Island - (AssoCIAted Mess): Federal Agents are reported to be taking no chances as serial plagiarist, fraudster and trans-atlantic terrorism co-ordinator JK Rowling prepares to descend on the hapless residents of L...

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Funny story: UK Top Cop Bugs the Buggers

UK Top Cop Bugs the Buggers

London, 14 March 2006 - (Associated Mess): New Scotland Yard admitted today that it has taken up recent controversial US counter-terrorism policies of bugging the phone calls of dubious public figures suspected of involvement in politics.

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Funny story: Weapons of mass destruction discovered in Iraq: Allawi attacked with deadly ambulatory projectiles

Weapons of mass destruction discovered in Iraq: Allawi attacked with deadly ambulatory projectiles

In what many experts believe is a major breakthrough in the war against terrorism, weapons of mass destruction have finally been discovered in Iraq. "This is a significant development and conclusively proves that, under the Saddam Hussein regime...

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Funny story: Saddam Invited to Resume Power in Iraq

Saddam Invited to Resume Power in Iraq

Faced with a disasterous and ever-worsening crisis in Iraq, the Bush administration....finding no more palatable options available...has been forced to turn to an extremely innovative approach in dealing with the continued terrorism in Iraq. Wedne...

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Funny story: NRA Members to get Special Hunting License

NRA Members to get Special Hunting License

WASHINGTON, NRA Headquarters - In an effort to secure the United States from further terrorist activity and keep the nation safe from terrorism, President George W. Bush today announced a plan in conjunction with the Office of H...

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Funny story: US to Return Statue of Liberty to France

US to Return Statue of Liberty to France

The skyrocketing National Debt...due in part, to the prolonged War on Terrorism...is forcing the Administration to take drastic measures to cut costs. Now, as many favorite programs are coming on the chopping block, the US Dept of the Interior ha...

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Funny story: Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina

Al-Quada Claims Responsibility for Hurricane Katrina

Kandahar, Afghanistan -- Prominent Al-Quada leaders have officially claimed responsibility for Hurricane Katrina and have vowed more effective forms of "Weather Terrorism" will plague the United States in the coming months, years, and decad...

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Funny story: OPEC Ministers Divulge Real Basis for Skyrocketing Oil/Gasoline Prices

OPEC Ministers Divulge Real Basis for Skyrocketing Oil/Gasoline Prices

OPEC (UPI)-Sources close to the world's primary oil producers have answered a question that has been on the mind of every American since the War on Terrorism began: Why is the cost of oil, and hence gasoline and diesel fuel, so high? The answer: Hurr...

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